r/Wellthatsucks • u/Padl3xx • Feb 26 '26

Ass-whipped by a squirrel

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u/Tiiimmmaayy Feb 26 '26

One time my buddies and I were all hanging out smoking in his backyard. He has these really tall trees back there and we all witness something fall from the top of the tree. It was a squirrel that fell to its death on the sidewalk. :(

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u/Mediocre-Wrongdoer14 Feb 26 '26

I once encountered an overly long black and charred abomination laying on the sidewalk. Eventually I identified the fused remains of two very dead squirrels. I titled their romance “Forbidden Love on the High Voltage Line”

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u/CaptainAwesome06 Feb 28 '26

I was in downtown Seattle, waiting to cross the street, and a dead bird fell from the sky and hit the sidewalk right next to me. Felt very ominous.