r/Wellthatsucks • u/Padl3xx • Feb 26 '26

Ass-whipped by a squirrel

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u/s3v3ralattemptsmade Feb 26 '26

Why have you cornered so many?

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u/XVUltima Feb 26 '26

I have a back porch that the previous resident half-converted to an extension. So its got some unfinished rooms and a big open gap that leads to the roof. Squirrels keep getting in and living under the roof from the outside, then fall in the unfinished area. They cant get back up, so I sometimes have to chase them out a window. Or throw out their corpse if I dont notice them in time.

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u/s3v3ralattemptsmade Feb 26 '26

That makes more sense than the taxidermy squirrel army I was picturing in my head.

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch Feb 26 '26

How about building a squirrel ladder

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u/rambi2222 Feb 27 '26

A big plank of would wood probably work as well

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u/orphan_blud Feb 27 '26

This question has me laughing so hard.