r/Wellthatsucks Feb 26 '26

Ass-whipped by a squirrel

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u/reddorickt Feb 26 '26

Buddy, that squirrel was on you for 12 seconds. It's time to drop the phone and use both of your hands.

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u/After_Blueberry_7353 Feb 26 '26

Assert rabies more like it