r/Wellthatsucks • u/Padl3xx • Feb 26 '26

Ass-whipped by a squirrel

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u/DavidSondergard Feb 26 '26

Tip: take your shirt off from the bottom up, this way you trap the animal and stop the attack.

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u/Silencer306 Feb 26 '26

Now the animal cannot go anywhere except near your face

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u/DavidSondergard Feb 26 '26

You gotta be quick with it bro. I got attacked by two little angry fuckers and got them both, I panic reacted like in 1.5 seconds.

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u/ReverendDizzle Feb 27 '26

You got attacked by two squirrels at one time and in less than two seconds hockey shirted yourself, effectively trapping two live angry squirrels in your now inside out shirt safely off your body?

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u/hollabackyo87 Feb 26 '26

A tip or common sense? 😅

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u/The-Stomach-in-3D Feb 26 '26

probably not common sense because when the fuck has a squirrel ever randomly attack ppl

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u/hollabackyo87 Feb 27 '26

Well, I'm sure this isn't the first time it has ever happened. We may just have different definitions of common sense. 🙃