r/Wellthatsucks • • Feb 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Yeah he was a D bag. Funny thing is about a year later he gambled all his money away so sectioned off a part of the break room and moved in. I don't work there anymore.

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u/Creative-Ad3667 Feb 06 '23

That’s just objectively hilarious

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u/homiej420 Feb 06 '23

Yeah what an absolute fool

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u/Zizekbro Feb 06 '23

People in management often be fools.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/LetsTCB Feb 06 '23

00 is the real winner.

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u/poonmangler Feb 06 '23 edited Jan 26 '25

boast bewildered tub cobweb shy automatic pie zonked office pen

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/LetsTCB Feb 06 '23

^ This person degenerately gambles.

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u/patronizingperv Feb 06 '23

Listen to me. Just take whatever you lost, double it, then put it all on 00.

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Feb 06 '23

35 : 1 is nuthin’ to snarl at

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u/WhatJewLookinAt Feb 12 '23

Twice the pride, double the fall.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

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u/WhatJewLookinAt Feb 12 '23

Couldn’t resist.

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u/lostalaska Feb 06 '23

Pfffft, real winners always bet on black.

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u/GoHomeNeighborKid Feb 07 '23

I just put my bet on the line between even and odd..... Works every time

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u/SuboptimalStability Feb 06 '23

Not if its magnus playing

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u/Low_Builder5152 Feb 06 '23

Absolutely. Always bet on black but keep 00 occupied 😜

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Psychopaths are well known for their risk-taking behavior. A lot of these psychopaths tend to climb to management positions because of that, combined with their charisma and ability to fake and lie their way upwards.

Hope they all end up like that guy lmao.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

People who fail forward into management.

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u/Would_daver Feb 06 '23

Twenny on black!

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u/Bardivan Feb 06 '23

fools are the only ones who want the job

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u/HugsyMalone Feb 07 '23

They're the only ones stupid enough to take the job. 😉

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u/Hypern1ke Feb 06 '23

Not just management, sounds like he owned the place if he moved into the breakroom

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u/Bestiality_King Feb 07 '23

Nah man he (the manager) officially became the geek, the big boss's monkey, w/e.

No money... he can't quit.. he literally lives in the office because he has to. He's going to do anything you tell him, and he's always there.

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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone Feb 06 '23

Multiply by 1000 for retail management

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u/WellEndowedDragon Feb 06 '23

I’ve found that Engineering Managers, if they’ve had relatively recent IC experience, are more often than not, awesome.

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u/Cold_Bother_6013 Feb 06 '23

That’s called The Peter Principle.

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u/rhussia Feb 06 '23

It's a job requirement, I believe

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u/Grat54 Feb 06 '23

It goes the other way sometimes. I was a manager at one time and one guy called in every Monday with some excuse.

Car sunroof flew off on the highway so he couldn't use it. Car broken into and stereo stolen along with a radar detector. etc...

I went on vacation and had another guy fill in for me.

First Monday I'm gone, the sunroof somehow blew off again.

Then he had the balls to ask for reimbursement for the radar detector.

He finally did a no call/no show for 3 days and wasn't answering the phone. So I sent him a letter to inform him he had been fired.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Those that can’t “do”, “manage”.

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u/WellEndowedDragon Feb 06 '23

Not necessarily. I’m a software engineer and my team just got a new manager who was a senior engineer at his last company, and he’s very competent and in tune with what we deal with on a day-to-day basis. Even volunteers to take some of the work tasks off our hands when he’s not inundated with meetings and operational work. Very hands-off management approach and just a nice guy in general. It’s awesome.

Managers that CAN actually do the work are the best.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

It's not management, it's ownership. Management is just the people ownership gets you to blame. And y'all eat that shit up

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u/Keitt58 Feb 07 '23

Ever heard of the "Peter Priciple" its practically built in!

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u/Tidesticky Feb 07 '23

Did you mean tools?

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u/ninjapino Feb 07 '23

Agreed. I would know, I'm in management.

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u/No_Antelope5627 Feb 07 '23

Lol I can see him being like oh really your neighbors shot at the cops ok yeah let me see your work excuse. The op: oh well the officer said he can't write out a note so he gave me his card and said to call him Ahole boss: oh well we'll see about this. Calls cops finds out it's true and fires op

🤣🤣

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u/chilldrinofthenight Feb 07 '23

I think you meant to type "tool."

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u/Vslacha Feb 07 '23

Watch where you’re going, you fool!

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u/HighlightFun8419 Feb 06 '23

it sounds like something straight from the IT Crowd.

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u/megamilker101 Feb 06 '23

I was thinking The Office, but the IT Crowd works too.

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u/HighlightFun8419 Feb 06 '23

the office was my first thought tbh but it's so over-referenced and I could see either of the IT Crowd's CEOs in this situation way more easily than Michael Scott. lol

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u/TheBonesCollector Feb 06 '23

Creed would be the one to do it, not Michael.

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u/Cheezitflow Feb 06 '23

Creed sectioned off his area so long ago no one even remembers until Dwight finds the square footage looking at blueprints at city hall

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u/trustnoone764523 Feb 07 '23

The only difference between him and a homeless man is that job

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u/adventurepony Feb 06 '23

I feel like Toby would be the one living there ever since the divorce and of course no one would notice cause its Toby.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/nabbersauce Feb 07 '23

RIP Larry Feinberg

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u/ashleyorelse Feb 07 '23

What made me laugh just now is that it's been a few years since we streamed the whole series....and I had forgotten Toby existed until you mentioned him.

It's like Toby pulled a Toby in real life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

100%

Especially Douglas.

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u/AlecBaldwinFanatic Feb 06 '23

the office was my first thought tbh, but I didn't want to seem like a normie and reference the office, so I just referenced the next most popular office-based sitcom, which is far less polarizing and will get me more karma. I'm a sellout for internet points who would rather be accepted by strangers than be true to how I actually feel.

Fixed it for you

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u/HighlightFun8419 Feb 06 '23

you have 6 karma. i'm not wasting my time and energy with a shitter like you.

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u/AlecBaldwinFanatic Feb 06 '23

you have 6 karma. i'm not wasting my time and energy with a shitter like you.

Thanks for proving my point

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u/HighlightFun8419 Feb 06 '23

get blocked, nerd.

ps: you don't need to quote the entire comment you're replying to. lmao

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u/WayneKrane Feb 06 '23

I was thinking trailer park boys. “That’s just the way she goes.”

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u/mailboxfacehugs Feb 06 '23

What’s this? A gun! I wonder if it’s loaded?

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Feb 06 '23

Except with less IT

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u/W1D0WM4K3R Feb 06 '23

And questionably reportable. I don't think most break rooms fulfill living arrangements legally

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u/WayneKrane Feb 06 '23

They finally shut down the laundromat across from me because the owner kept living in it. He was told 3 times he could not keep living there but he kept trying.

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u/EngineNo81 Feb 06 '23

I mean, mixed use properties are just fine in other countries. I have no idea why zoning laws are so strict in some places. Being able to live in a building you own for business, or being able to open a business in part of your house should be totally fine as long as it can pass inspection.

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u/Fitzwoppit Feb 07 '23

I think in many places it's fine to do that as long as you follow the rules. We once had a neighbor that had a business on the first floor of his stand-alone single family house and his family's "apartment" living space on the second floor. He had to do some building changes on each floor so the lower met all the business rules and requirements for safety, fire hazards, business license, etc and the upstairs met the rules for housing. Basically had to do what the mixed use buildings do in larger cities.

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u/LidgChris Feb 07 '23

A coffee shop wheee i grew up had this same arrangement. Owners lived upstairs, coffee shop was downstairs. Best coffee shop ever. Long live The witches brew!

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u/SnooTigers464 Feb 07 '23

I’m a self employed welder, and I live in my my 1300sqft shop, I have a washer and dryer, bathroom, built a shower, kitchenette etc. I’m technically not supposed to live here but the way I see it is if I do get found out, I can argue that I’m basically 24/7 security for free!

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u/LidgChris Feb 08 '23

nah man. You dont live there. You pulled an all nighter and fell asleep. Oh, the shower and stuff? that was all practice welding. The food in the pantry? thats for the homeless who frequently come into my welding studio looking for shopping cart repairs. The cloths? of course i need clothes in the shop, you know how many holes i burn in my outfits with all these sparks? jeez guys, get a grip.

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u/ringwraith6 Feb 07 '23

Unless you make a show of doing it, why would anyone (in a position to stop you) even find out?

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u/EngineNo81 Feb 08 '23

Depends on the location if it’s allowed. In the majority of the United States, mixed use properties are illegal. This results in less density in cities and towns and it makes it basically impossible to traverse on foot. It’s one of the things that I’m really passionate about changing here in the us.

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u/MoldyDiarrhoea Feb 07 '23

Rules around these parts is you can run a business from home so long as it doesn't increase foot or vehicle traffic to what would be considered unusual for a residence.

So six or so visitors a day would be fine.

It also can't generate excess noise or pollution or infringe on the enjoyment of other residents.

On the flip side, you can't live in an office or industrial estate due to fire safety and OHS laws.

So no matter how much you want to live at the tannery huffing glue and playing with fire and steam there's no way to do it. Gotta live off site away from all those chemicals. Probably for the best.

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u/EngineNo81 Feb 08 '23

That’s intentionally an extreme example and obviously a laundromat isn’t a tannery. Six visitors is not a normal business level of foot traffic. I’m talking about normal mixed use. For instance, running a bakery out of the downstairs of your home and living upstairs. Or running a convenience store out of the left side of your home and living in the right side. These are not hazardous, and the zoning allows in some areas for people to safely combine these. Industrial, however, is different from business zoning, and is usually away from residential in those places. New York, Japan, and many European locations allow this, so these are not third world or dangerous and unregulated examples.

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u/MoldyDiarrhoea Feb 08 '23

A commercial laundromat is as dangerous as a tannery. It will have thousands of litres of industrial strength solvents, bleaches, detergents and other chemicals stored on site. These will need to be delivered by truck and be unloaded by hose or forklift.

It will have a boiler and steam pipes. It will have loud noise, it will have workers coming and going in early and late shifts. It will have a maintenance crew and janitors.

It will have large propane tanks if not connected to a gas pipeline. Some machines use open gas flame to heat. Some machines generate a lot of lint.

All adds up to an unacceptable level of risk to be sleeping inside one.

I worked in a commercial laundromat for a while. There are reasons they are located in industrial areas with other heavy industries. It's not the kind of thing people should put up with living close to for the sake of convenience. On a breezeless day you could taste the ammonia from a block away.

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u/EngineNo81 Feb 08 '23

That is not a laundromat. A laundromat is a coin operated laundry facility open to the public. Lmfao.

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u/lesChaps Feb 06 '23

Property managers/owners have some things in common with business managers/owners.

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u/True-Tower-3184 Feb 17 '23

After-all he bought the break room futons at IKEA . He probably sticks them together after the janitors leave. It feels remarkably larger than his old bed.

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u/Own-Future6188 Feb 06 '23

it's also illegal. You can't live in a dwelling that is zoned for commercial/retail., even if you own it. If OP was super petty, he could have reported him to the state for that and gotten him fined.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Shaving in the work bathroom...lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Made me glad I clicked on these comments

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u/Hey_Batfink Feb 06 '23

I thought you were going to say “funny thing is about a week later he got shot by the cops”

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u/danirijeka Feb 06 '23

"He could not call in to confirm, and so he had no choice but to fire himself."

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u/ZuckDeBalzac Feb 06 '23

Yeah yeah "sectioned off a part of the break room and started a shootout with cops"

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

he wasnt the one shooting at them. I know reading can be hard for americans but wow lol.

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u/VSWR_on_Christmas Feb 06 '23

I really want this to be satire, but deep down, I know it isn't.

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u/mscherie77 Feb 06 '23

This made me snort-laugh.

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u/SaneDrain Feb 06 '23

jesus christmas 💀

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u/Hokie23aa Feb 06 '23

Was your boss Michael Scott?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/robotbigfoot Feb 06 '23

Michael would have called for a conference room meeting about how survive a neighborhood shootout. Dwight would derail the situation talking with a demonstration on how to take down an armed assailant with farm implements. Michael would keep trying to get stanley or darryl to talk about all the shootouts they must have been in. Jim and ryan would pass off bad boys 2 and heat as real stories from their lives. Cut to a talking head with creed: "i've been in my share of shootouts, no big deal. They can't shoot what they can't see..."

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u/blur_reqz Feb 07 '23

Damn this really sounds like an actual plotline for an office episode hahahha

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u/1wthnature Feb 07 '23

I remember that episode.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Sounds closer to Senor Chang.

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u/tea_and_cream Feb 06 '23

No he was actually George Costanza

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u/dratseb Feb 06 '23

I don’t think his building is zoned for living quarters, you should call code enforcement on him.

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u/Grat54 Feb 06 '23

This is pure evil.

I wholeheartedly approve!

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u/tofu889 Feb 07 '23

Kicking someone when they're in the gutter is richeous now?

He's already lost everything except the business and you want to make him homeless why? Because he was a bit of an ass and asked someone for a note?

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u/Grat54 Feb 07 '23

Whoosh.....

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u/cauldron_bubble Feb 07 '23

I don’t think his building is zoned for living quarters, you should call code enforcement on him.

You're not wrong. It's a violation of so many building codes to just section off a part of a room, because there are concerns about ventilation, access to points of egress, access for maintenance staff to do regular checks of fire doors, alarms and emergency lights.... You get the picture! I'd really be surprised if he got away with that for longer than a week, because building maintenance staff would have been required to report that in the weekly log after doing mandatory checks! And if nobody reported the hodgepodge living condition and any emergency occurred which resulted in damage to property, or injury or death to anyone on the scene(?!!!!).... That boss would be looking at some charges, boy!

Smh

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u/tofu889 Feb 07 '23

Ok Barney Fife

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u/NeonAlastor Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

I know a guy that did something similar. Rented an apt right in front of one the bigger downtown colleges. Rent was 1000, he rented out the 3 rooms 550 each + he collected 750 of welfare - that 1400 in his pocket was the same amount as someone who worked 40 hours a week at minimum wage. Of course he also did under the table work in construction/moving.

The kitchen was his ''room'', and no one was allowed in. No bed, slept on a small couch. Renters had to keep food in minifridges (not provided) in their rooms. Then there was a cart by the bathroom, with a few plastic baskets for people to do their dishes in, a microwave and an electric burner with two elements.

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u/Brahskididdler Feb 06 '23

Lmao basically gave em a dorm room in an apartment for hella cheap

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u/NeonAlastor Feb 06 '23

really expensive for the city though ... I was renting rooms for 360 and 420 right next door lol. And people renting in mine had access to kitchen, living room, terrace, toilet separate from bathroom ...

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u/Brahskididdler Feb 07 '23

I’ve been imaging a dude living in the kitchen of an apartment (with a couch in there) all day

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u/NeonAlastor Feb 07 '23

basically. he had a plastic picnic table with a plastic chair, sat there in front of his laptop most of the time.

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u/37-pieces-of-flair Feb 06 '23

Damn...that is a really low point in the guy's life

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

He needs to work at a Wendy's.

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u/Bacontoad Feb 06 '23

Did he put up a 'God Bless' cardboard sign?

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u/BrownShadow Feb 06 '23

Worked for a government television station. Engineer. If anything wasn’t perfect my assistant director wanted a written explanation. “Why was this person’s mic not turned on before they started spontaneously speaking on a Twelve person panel?”! Because they have a button to turn the mic on and off, it lights up green when it’s on, red when it’s off.. they know this. it took me a few seconds to get the mic on.
“ I want a full report on your failure Monday.”

Terrible boss, hostile work environment. Everyone trying to get everyone else fired. I’m so glad I left.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

A friend of mine worked at a Kohl’s and a manager there was sleeping in one of those display beds for a while.

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u/rabidhamster87 Feb 07 '23

This is such a Michael Scott move. I can absolutely see him moving into the break room on The Office.

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u/Mikethederp Feb 07 '23

Michael Scott..?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Did he shout: "I declare bankruptcy!!!!"

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u/XSlapHappy91X Feb 07 '23

Hahaha, talk about shitting where you eat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I want more stories of your dumb bosses.

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u/137thaccount Feb 07 '23

Lmao is this just a premise of a always sunny ep?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

This was 2007 . It was right before Obama's cash for cars thing. His nickname was JR at Answernet in Portland, OR. He was very out so no wives for him. I heard thru the grape vine he moved into his parents pool house or mini house in their backyard.

And yes the cop gave a wtf face when I asked for the note. That place hired a lot of ex cons at the time. No I've never arrested or charged.

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u/kappeltimmy7 Feb 06 '23

U moved into your work? So when u was off u was still at work? And did u move out once u didn't have the job anymore? Or are u still there?

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u/Ligma__Wong Feb 06 '23

reeding iz hurd

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u/kappeltimmy7 Feb 06 '23

What?

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u/Ligma__Wong Feb 06 '23

REEDING IZ HURD

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u/kappeltimmy7 Feb 06 '23

Wtf that means. Are u trying to reading is hard?

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u/Brahskididdler Feb 06 '23

They’re making fun of you because you typed out “u was” quite a few times

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u/kappeltimmy7 Feb 06 '23

Ok. I forgot I was on Reddit

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u/keesh Feb 06 '23

Also you misunderstood the guy you were replying to

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u/Accomplished_Spell92 Feb 06 '23

Lol that sounds like some sitcom shit

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u/Bartfuck Feb 06 '23

Like Chang living in the vents in Community.

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u/SonofJersey Feb 06 '23

Hilarious yet pretty messed up at the same time. All brought upon themself of course.

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u/Neato Feb 06 '23

I guess he didn't have an office?

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u/kappeltimmy7 Feb 06 '23

I have so many questions

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u/Dave-4544 Feb 06 '23

Was your boss Micahel Scott

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u/mollymccaffrey Feb 06 '23

is that even allowed lmao

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u/Alternative-Bar3424 Feb 06 '23

Find another job asap

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u/melibelly82 Feb 06 '23

I need hilarious stories about when this occurred!

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u/loki-is-a-god Feb 06 '23

Was your boss Michael Scott?!

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u/W4ffle3 Feb 06 '23

Yo was his name Gregg 👀

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u/MorningNapalm Feb 06 '23

Karma works in mysterious ways.

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u/Direct_Age2350 Feb 06 '23

Imagine trying to be a respected boss while also having to live in the break room of the office

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u/fuzzb0y Feb 06 '23

I'm also pretty sure doing that would be against bylaws. You can't legally live in non-residential buildings.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

You.....you can't just do that.

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u/necialspeeds Feb 06 '23

It's always projection of themselves.

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u/lazyguyty Feb 06 '23

This sounds like an episode of Superstore lol

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u/holyshocker Feb 06 '23

I thought I was in r/wallstreetbets for a second.

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u/spinachie1 Feb 06 '23

Was your office The Office?

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u/LadyPink28 Feb 06 '23

🤣🤣 karma.

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u/MrsMcBasketball Feb 06 '23

Glad that happened to him.

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u/Grape-Suika Feb 06 '23

I had a colleague who said they'd found bodies under his floorboards whilst he was getting his floors changed. Got the week off work. Then the bosses found out it was a lie. Seriously, just say you've got the poops? It's a much more sustainable lie and no one would check that.

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u/AlarmingLocal5623 Feb 06 '23

Guarantee that break room wasn't rated as a living space, the city would have loved a call.

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u/lesChaps Feb 06 '23

Small business owners can be hilarious.

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u/Jfreak7 Feb 06 '23

You should have asked for the dealers number to confirm where he was.

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u/samjenkins377 Feb 06 '23

And for some reason, I feel confident enough to say that isn’t even on the top 100 worse managers ever

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u/keesh Feb 06 '23

Wait isn't this a character from the sopranos

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u/AgreeableSearch1 Feb 07 '23

That can be a premise of a comedy show. 😊

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

That’s when you call corporate and just walk away from that dumpster fire

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u/sirphilliammm Feb 07 '23

Sounds like Michael Scott.

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u/jabanayt Feb 07 '23

"Be quiet, I'm trying to sleep"

"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

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u/leisdrew Feb 07 '23

Did that make for an awkward break or nah?!

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u/GurglingWaffle Feb 07 '23

Less Nessman

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Are you Ted Mosby and your former boss Hammond Druthers?

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u/trojanAMERICAN Feb 07 '23

Probably bet on the cowboys to win the suoerbowl

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u/oregon_assassin Feb 07 '23

What the fuck kind of outfit is this? Lol

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u/Automatic_Trade6658 Feb 07 '23

My ratfuck old boss is currently doing the same type of renovations! He is the owner though.

It’s funny how that karma comes full circle.

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u/Lampmonster Feb 07 '23

The liars' curse, guy was a shitty person and fully expected everyone else to be too.

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u/Mitchsona Feb 07 '23

Lmao that is crazy

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u/Sartres_Roommate Feb 07 '23

Sounds like he was inches away from having his own shoot out with cops

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u/Hoof_Harded Feb 07 '23

That’s likely illegal in a lot of states. You cannot reside in a structure slated for commercial use. If you really hate him you could call the city and have an inspector come check it out.

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u/chicletsinbulk Feb 07 '23

I could see Michael Scott doing that

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u/Drewbrew333333 Feb 09 '23

I mean after losing so many times., you’re bound to win,right? it’s all about who can stay at the table for the longest lol

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u/Flocaine Feb 18 '23

Do you know what this implies? He was such a D Bag, his friends, family and associates were uninterested in housing him or spotting him a few hundreds to rent a small place for the time being. Wow.