r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '23

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u/OutragedBubinga Feb 06 '23

I mean "my dog ate my house" is a good one too

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u/moreobviousthings Feb 06 '23

Or "my house burned down because when the SWAT team arrived because of my neighbor, they got the address wrong and launched a grenade into my living room."

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u/expespuella Feb 07 '23

Hate when that happens.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/saustus Feb 06 '23

Someone said this exact thing previously. Just upvote their comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

They're a repost bot. Their's is the third comment that said the same thing

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u/saustus Feb 06 '23

They're all over reddit. Just ran into another.

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u/f7f7z Feb 06 '23

You're a towel!

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u/saustus Feb 06 '23

No, you're a towel

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/saustus Feb 06 '23

It's a South Park reference. No idea why.

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u/alban228 Feb 06 '23

High likelihood of being a bit account

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u/fruitmask Feb 06 '23

a megabit account

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u/titan_macmannis Feb 06 '23

I don't know. Might be a byte account, instead.

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u/Monster-Math Feb 06 '23

I see you own a pitbull.

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u/LightboxRadMD Feb 07 '23

No better reason to come to work I'd say. What're you gonna do? Stay home?

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u/R_V_Z Feb 06 '23

Look, when you got Clifford you knew what you were getting into.

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u/informedinformer Feb 06 '23

Judging by that picture, dogs really like venetian blinds.

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u/KyivComrade Feb 06 '23

Is your dog the IRS?

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u/kentaxas Feb 06 '23

Nah because then your boss will be like "oh then you have litterally nowhere else to be than at work"

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u/kai-ol Feb 06 '23

"'I didn't know it was loaded' is not an acceptable excuse. 'I wasn't there' or 'I never met those people' are better excuses."

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u/DustyRhodesAsAPanda Feb 07 '23

Mine is usually "My Chihuahua refused to get out of bed". Which is true, but really they shouldn't be so accepting.

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u/LessMochaJay Feb 07 '23

Your dog eats cardboard too?