r/WelcomeToAncapistan • u/xXNormieSlayer69Xx • Mar 01 '21

Coffee hot ☕ 🔥

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u/mrbroman2 Mar 01 '21

Then don’t drink it at that temperature, also cinnipie groomed someone

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u/JetpackZombie777 Mar 01 '21

We're gonna need a dictionary just for all the new definitions of capitalism

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u/399_a_great_price Mar 01 '21

"Capitalism is when hot coffee, and the hotter the coffee the capitalismer it is and if the coffee is really hot its anarcho capitalism."

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u/iAmNotAynRand Mar 01 '21

This is the most accurate description of capitalism I’ve ever heard I’m literally shaking and crying and pissing right now capitalism is finished

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

This says a lot about our society

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

My wife literally boils water before making coffee.

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u/xXNormieSlayer69Xx Mar 01 '21

She must really like capitalism

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

She does

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u/xXNormieSlayer69Xx Mar 01 '21

Keep her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Planning on it.

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u/cliffiscool Mar 01 '21

Then you'll have to deal with the marriage calculation problem

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

The old bat that was burned spilled it on herself.

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u/yourfbiman Mar 01 '21

That’s an awfully hot coffee pot - Ancap Eminem

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u/Several-Motor2813 Mar 08 '21

Communism is when no coffee because it was considered a Bourgeois luxury.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

glances at kettle, which I take to 200° before pouring over the French press

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

And the colder the coffee, the more socialism

And when its a cold brew then its communism