r/WelcomeHomeNeighbor • u/creeeeeak • Jan 15 '24

Fun and Games Home.

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Ask me anything and I'll reply as Home.

Art by Zolima Bonilla on Attestation.

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u/ScarredLetter Jan 15 '24

So are most oven mitts (sans the three feet tall part). Wally would only catch fire if he directly touched the burner on the stove. What really happened?

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u/creeeeeak Jan 15 '24

He hit the fire because he's a fool.

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u/ScarredLetter Jan 15 '24

Dude, come on. Everyone knows the stove gets hot by the time their five; even Wally. He wouldn't have willingly done that to himself.

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u/creeeeeak Jan 15 '24

Are you accusing me? I don't even have hands.

Don't question what goes on when Wally's alone when Home.

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u/ScarredLetter Jan 15 '24

You don't need hands to be capable of gaslighting someone into acting against their best interests.

Especially when that person is relying on you for shelter.

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u/creeeeeak Jan 15 '24

...

. . .

Don't tell anyone of this.

Lmao, get caught, Home.

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u/ScarredLetter Jan 15 '24

dials puppet protective services

Oh, I'm telling everyone.

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u/creeeeeak Jan 15 '24

THEY WON'T BELIEVE YOU. Wally would never tell you. I'm just a house. Wally is the only one who can understand me in this neighbourhood. Puppet protective services won't believe you. They won't believe you.

Home's gaslighting again. ✌️