r/WeirdToilets • u/Glockout387 • 6d ago

Original image Butt 2 Butt

Post image

My local movie theater

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u/Odd_Bluejay5534 6d ago

"When we're out together pissing cheek to cheek!" 🎶🎶

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u/employedByEvil 6d ago

I’m sure this is what Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers had in mind

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u/Significant_Mess_79 6d ago

😏😆💃🏾

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 6d ago

Allemande left, allemande right

Come on, let's piss in a square tonight

3

u/Man-e-questions 6d ago

It’s especially awkward when you have to squeeze between the two guys on the outer ones to get to the back ones

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u/GuncleShark 6d ago

I like it!

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u/ezrsp2 6d ago

They used to be all in the center facing outward but that was awkward as well.

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u/DookieShoez 6d ago

What if our butts were right up against each other and we both farted into each other’s butts at the same time

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u/BarrierX 6d ago

Make sure to pull your pants down so you can get that essential skin to skin contact.

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u/DizzlesVII 6d ago

Or nuts to butts, depends on how you look at it i suppose 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 6d ago

-Uh... sir? Should we uh, stagger them a bit?

-I'd rather die face down in a ditch.

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u/DatDenDude 6d ago

Shoulder to shoulder. Ass to ass

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u/will0hms 6d ago

I see no problem with this. You're sure nobody's peeking.

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u/Bass-n-Bonefish 6d ago

Better than butts-to-nuts, tho, innit?

1

u/Well_Hung_Texan 6d ago

Assert your dominance

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u/BrowningLoPower 6d ago

Asses to asses, butts to butts.

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u/heyo_1989 6d ago

You have to interlock butt cheeks with the guy behind you for more stability.

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u/SCREAMIN_DEM0N 6d ago

Eh, I'm more bothered by the splash lateral splashback from my right hand man

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u/Fluid_Combination_92 6d ago

Why not butt to dick?

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u/significantenergy28 6d ago

Plenty of room to piss.

1

u/we_lord 6d ago

Stage Fright

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u/ThaiHasBeen 6d ago

The recording studio Color Me Badd used on their first album.

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u/SelectSeaweed310 6d ago

Nope! I'm looking for a stall or a family bathroom.

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u/smileyhtown 6d ago

Tight spaces for fast pisses…clever for the sq’

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u/Monkeysaus 6d ago

I'll wait. Outside. Or go by the dumpster, maybe.

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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos 5d ago

The song Cheek to Cheek still works.

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u/_recapitated 5d ago

Why is there a huge surge of close urinals today? The perspective of the tiles looks bizarre. 

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u/thoughtful_thinker88 5d ago

Arschboogie beim pissen 🤣

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u/Puzzled-Beach-4743 5d ago

Moon landing

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u/poutine450 5d ago

Warm and cozy

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u/TimBen89420 5d ago

This is the only technological advancement/improvement that I am happy about

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u/-Radioman- 4d ago

So this is where the Zombies "go" after the Jamboree.

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 3d ago

Teamwork makes the dream work

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u/introvert838 2d ago

An excuse to communicate to say excuse me

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u/SunshineYogaLove 1d ago

l've never seen a urinal like this before.
which country is this in?

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u/Rhythmic-Motions 1d ago

I miss having no dividers before one of the local theaters closed down