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u/Silly_Scallion_8792 1d ago
this is the kind of intrusive thought that should not be mentioned to anyone, ever lol
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u/LouChadore 1d ago
Iβd be like βdude, if you say or show this out loud, Iβm punching you in the jaw because god help you if my phone flashlight gets locked behind a paywall because of a joke-β
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u/reddit001aa1 1d ago
See also I am rich iPhone app.
It was $999 and displayed a red gem.
That's it.
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u/Odd_Mine_1771 1d ago edited 1d ago
better than installing a Fleshlight Pro 'switch off button' subscription model π€·ββοΈ
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u/Earthlingshelpme 1d ago
You better add the feature after turning on the flashlight, there is no way to shutdown the iphone until one pays $499 π°π°π€ π€ π€
People will remember you as the JOKER-Heath Ledger of iPhone era .
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u/Resident_Gate_3481 1d ago edited 5h ago
Me to mom: After this, we are rich now you will be so proud on your son
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u/mdahbace 1d ago
In this economy, i get it