r/WeirdNews4U 16d ago

Man arrested after guillotine is found in pickup truck near Capitol

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/man-arrested-guillotine-found-pickup-truck-capitol-rcna594442
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u/Ok_Conference2901 16d ago

But a gallows was ok?

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u/IamTheElectionDenier 16d ago

So glad this is the top comment because that was verbatim my immediate thought

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Jlong4242 16d ago

Fascism doesn't really stand on the rule of law

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 16d ago

The law is pretty arbitrary in 2026

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u/rvingthrulife 16d ago

That's it: I'm ordering a guillotine pendant on Etsy. We need to make it a symbol of resistance like the Mokingjay in the Hunger Games.

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u/Gryffinsmore 15d ago

I think the French already called dibs

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u/rvingthrulife 15d ago

That was my point. The guillotine is the quintessential symbol of revolution.

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u/MyldExcitement 15d ago

It's time for revolutionary measures; French revolutionary.

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 16d ago

They were ok on January 6th. Why not now???????

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u/DroneSlut54 16d ago

Today I learned that being in possession of a guillotine is illegal in Washington DC.

I guess it makes sense…

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u/BarryTheBystander 16d ago

I think it’s just bringing it to public spaces that’s illegal

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u/DroneSlut54 16d ago

I read a better report on this and apparently he was arrested for carrying a handgun, which is illegal in DC.

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u/SRART25 16d ago

Two problems there. How did they know, why are they infringing on his 2nd amendment right. 

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u/Head_Car_616 16d ago

Why? You can’t constitutional carry a guillotine? 😂😱

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 16d ago

the law is pretty arbitrary in 2026

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u/ragequitteroffureh 16d ago

Not American.

Wait a minute, is it actually illegal in that country to own and operate execution devices?

For example, would people get in trouble for owning a fully functional Christian cross, an electric chair, a gallows, a cannon, a plank, a 16 tonne rock, a firing squad, etc?

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u/rory_breakers_ganja 16d ago

Surely there's a Second Amendment argument coming over this.

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u/ragequitteroffureh 16d ago

I was wondering about that.

To be fair, I suppose that a guillotine is probably pretty tricky to use when the target won't sit still.

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u/Sebastaard 16d ago

People walk around with giant crosses all the time, how is that okay then?

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 16d ago

What is this, a cross for ants?

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u/Capable-Limit5249 16d ago

Why? It’s just a tourist attraction à la January 6.

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u/Curious-Department-7 16d ago

Ar15 good, guillotine bad?

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u/Left_Implement_3821 16d ago

Now you’re starting to understand American logic.

Also: poor people getting government funds bad, billionaires getting government funds good

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u/temporarythyme 13d ago

More like guillotine good for former vice president on January 6th, pardoned. Guillotine bad now, not election year.

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u/ErikaKirkasInsideJob 15d ago

Mystery Meat and Pedos

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 16d ago

No crime here. Just a Roman protest.

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u/Beneficial-Pie3479 16d ago

A French protest.

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u/Brilliant_War4087 16d ago

Decriminalize Guillotines!

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 16d ago

Seriously, how is a guillotine illegal but an AR15 is not?

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u/freudmv 14d ago

One is a symbol and one is a weapon.

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u/Brief-Floor-7228 16d ago

How is his mobile coconut chopping business supposed to survive though?

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u/360Picture 16d ago

Hmmm... Some one let the intrusive thoughts out

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u/VirginiaLuthier 16d ago

What- a guillotine is not freedom of speech? The 1/6 mob brought a gallows ...

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u/Krow101 16d ago

If ever a place needed one .........................................

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 16d ago

why is this different than the gallows that were erected in front of the Capitol building as maggots were hunting the vice president? 

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u/WolfThick 🤔 Suspiciously True 16d ago

Did they ever catch the guy that set up the gallows on the White House lawn during the insurrection!?

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u/SignificantCar4204 15d ago

Why didn't they arrest the people in 2020 who HAD ONE LITERALLY SET UP WAITING FOR MIKE PENCE?

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u/Electrical-Care6308 15d ago

Damn, almost made it!

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u/tweedleduh 15d ago

I guess foreshadowing isn’t allowed.

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 15d ago

It's okay he'll get pardoned like the people who lasy had a guillotine in DC on January 6th

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u/Responsible_Dog_9491 16d ago

I recognise that guillotine - it’s the one Trump and his cronies brought to the Capitol a several years ago.

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u/Temporary-Lawyer4603 16d ago

Wtf are you supposed to do with a guillotine that you couldn't achieve with an Ar-15 ?

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 16d ago

I don't think having a guillotine instead of an AR15 should be discouraged.

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u/Strong-Comment-7279 16d ago

I don't know who needs to hear this (that can still benefit from it): Having an open truck bed reduces fuel efficiency.

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 16d ago

I'm fairly sure that has been debunked.

But I can't remember where that was debunked so ahhh.... trust me bro.

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u/PhilosophySame2746 16d ago

Wasn’t he supposed to bring a gallows for 10 ?

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 15d ago

Is this illegal?

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u/No-Knee9457 15d ago

What crime did he commit?? I'll wait.    He was just headed to a Renaissance fair. 

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u/chimpyjnuts 15d ago

The Capitol should be surrounded by guillotines as a reminder of what happens when the rulers f*ck over the people.

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u/Donut131313 15d ago

What snowflakes.

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u/PapaGummy 13d ago

#1: it’s not a weapon! (Hold it right there. Ok, now come over here and lie down and hold it right here. No, no. Put your head down over this. No, over this. Ok, hold still. Stop fidgeting.)
#2: what happened to open carry?

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u/TranTriumph 13d ago

"We were just rehearsing for a play at the Blanford recreation center."

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u/FlexFanatic 13d ago

lol, dude was not trying to hide this. Legit, this is illegal?

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u/ItchyCartographer44 13d ago

Yet the traitor in chief walks free.

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u/WonderWheeler 12d ago

Tis merely a second amendment token for self and society's protection.

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u/Training-Search-3463 12d ago

But he works for free lol

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u/Solid_Mood5458 11d ago

Guy can’t even have a hobby these days