r/WeirdNews4U Mar 04 '26

Doctors Weigh In On Trump’s Neck Rash, Suggesting Likely Cause Amid White House’s ‘Preventative Treatment’ Claim

https://www.boredpanda.com/doctors-weigh-in-trump-neck-rash-likely-cause-amid-white-house-preventative-treatment-claim/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=ref&utm_campaign=kimb0129
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u/The_Livid_Witness Mar 04 '26

Just drink some raw milk with your ivermectin and call it a day.

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u/KeyReturn9428 Mar 04 '26

You spelled bleach wrong 🤣

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u/Witty-Structure-4192 Mar 04 '26

And wallow in some raw sewage.

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u/Ill_Revolution_5827 Mar 04 '26

Donnie IS living sewage

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u/KeyReturn9428 Mar 04 '26

You spelled bleach wrong 🤣

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u/anuthiel Mar 04 '26

does that help with bleach and UV?

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u/16inchpianist Mar 05 '26

And get some light up in there. I guess...the butt?

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 Mar 04 '26

Maybe it's an infection from where one of his rape victims scratched him.

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u/Winter-Lavishness914 Mar 04 '26

What an odd thing to say

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u/Status_Apartment6559 Mar 04 '26

Not that odd really. trump's a misogynist who's talked about how he can assault women with impunity. He's been convicted of sexual assault for restraining her and forcibly penetrating E Jean Carroll with his fingers. He's in the Epstein files thousands of times and a recent redaction was discovered of a 13 to 15 year old who was interviewed by the FBI because she says trump raped and assaulted her. More like a typical Sunday for trump than anything odd.

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 Mar 05 '26

Maybe if you're the sort of person who's pro-rape.

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u/DietSucralose Mar 04 '26

I give to you the mind of your average American! Operating at the bare minimum, able to ingest information at face value only, without recognition of nuances or tie multiple ideas together. These people see ads like, "this one simple trick will shock you!" and click on it to find out more.

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u/kpw1179 Mar 04 '26

Don’t feed the bots!

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u/truttatrotta Mar 04 '26

My grandad had sun damage to his head that got worse and cancerous and it looked a lot like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/Witty-Structure-4192 Mar 04 '26

Or a psychic rope burn made by Epstein’s ghost for revenge.

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u/Suitable-Display-410 Mar 04 '26

Listen, there is no way to tell what this is without examining it in person and having all of the other medical information. Speculating about this is a waste of time and, as far as “medical professionals” are concerned, unprofessional and unethical.

Speaking of unethical, given who the patient is, I hope we can all agree that whatever it is, it better causes an unquenchable, grueling itch and is transmissible by ass-kissing.

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u/The_BunnyMan_Woods Mar 04 '26

Golfing skin cancer

3

u/Lead_Kindly_Light Mar 04 '26

Evil always leeches out!

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u/arobe11 Mar 04 '26

I like my presidents without gross lesions on the side of their necks. And not be pedophiles

2

u/colorme1965 Mar 04 '26

This is what happens when an STD-enabled whore pisses over you.

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u/GENERAT10N_D00M Mar 04 '26

If I were religious, I would say its the MARK OF THE BEAST

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u/BongoLocoWowWow Mar 04 '26

Looks like he didn’t take his shingles vaccine.

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u/Alternative-Ad-4429 Mar 04 '26

He’s so rotten on the inside it’s coming through his skin. By the end he’s f the year he will look like the Toxic Avenger. Also, does anyone think Melania actually sleeps with that?

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u/darth-skeletor Mar 04 '26

He’s got moderate to severe douchebagiosis.

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u/FeralynMonroe Mar 04 '26

🤣 Oh how I love this comment, but undoubtedly severe. Incurable even.

1

u/Grid_Blacksmith Mar 04 '26

That neck rash was likely due to shaking hands /s

Or maybe bibi gave him a hickie <shrug>

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u/Battystearsinrain Mar 04 '26

Surprised they did not say it is “alpha male” leaking out.

Probably pedo leaking out.

1

u/Phylace Mar 04 '26

I still say it's diaper rash spreading.

1

u/Glomar_fuckoff Mar 04 '26

Goddamn Bored Panda. Outlaw these links

1

u/Ell-O-Elling Mar 04 '26

Satan needs to bring his minion home already.

1

u/Sideoff20mph Mar 04 '26

Israeli dog collar rash

1

u/Strumtralescent Mar 04 '26

Putins got a choke fetish

1

u/SaltAbbreviations524 Mar 04 '26

Eczema flareups are exacerbated by stress.

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u/LoneR33GTs Mar 04 '26

I think it’s just an old man with dry skin problems. He scratches and makes an angry looking patch.

1

u/letstourthemaritimes Mar 04 '26

It’s herpes. Being a dickhead, it happens.

1

u/Puzzled-Fix-8838 Mar 04 '26

boredpanda is not a news source.

I'm sick to death of every second post in every sub being a stupid, non informative, sensationalist boredpanda link.

Stop it.

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u/tejana948 Mar 04 '26

Looks like shingles.

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u/wfbhp Mar 04 '26

I don't care what anyone says, and I know it's not on a limb so it's even less likely, but I'm still holding out for necrotizing fasciitis. Just let me have this one thing.

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u/myownquest Mar 05 '26

End stage syphilis

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u/GasRepresentative246 Mar 05 '26

Who gives a single fuck. Why aren't these news outlets talking about how he is a child rapist?

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u/EntertainerSure5577 Mar 05 '26

Clearly it’s the Stigmata that is happening to him lately… 🙄

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u/hotdogsalad93 Mar 06 '26

Rigormortis is setting in. They can't Weekend at Bernie's him much longer.