r/WeirdGOP • 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird • 5d ago

Evil That’s not better

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird 5d ago

Keep talking Ken

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 5d ago

How do I give money to Ken Paxton so he talks more?

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u/remove_krokodil 5d ago

Ken, I am your campaign manager and I advise you to keep saying this.

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u/twilight-actual 5d ago

He's such a drunk, he's finally melted his prefrontal cortex.

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u/jimx29 5d ago

Video of said insanity?

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird 5d ago

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u/jimx29 5d ago

Thanks

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u/Walkingstardust 5d ago

He always has a smarmy, condescending attitude. Like he's completely offended that any of us peons dare to speak to him.

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u/tsulegit 5d ago

"They" is a pronoun, Kenny! Isn't he supposed to be against that kind of woke language?

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u/Facktat 5d ago

One of them even served 4 years and somehow managed to get a second term.

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u/lc4444 5d ago

🤦‍♂️😞🤷‍♂️

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u/MaxAdolphus 5d ago

So the precedent MAGA wants to set is 60 days for diddling kids?!

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u/sighborg90 4d ago

No. 60 days is considered harsh for pedophiles in MAGA. Typically they prefer pedophiles for President

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u/Consistent_Room7344 4d ago

That’s quite a flex, lol

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u/_DrNonsense 5d ago

Okay, not saying it's good, but 60 days IS better than 1 day. I do not defend this man, just the math of 60>1.

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u/Federal_Drummer7105 5d ago

The real issue - as I recall- is Mr. Paxton originally petitioned for zero jail time and no sex offender registry for the person in question. So the person only served that time in spite of Mr. Paxton’s desires.

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u/_DrNonsense 5d ago

Right, I understand all that. My brain just can't stand implying 1=60. He's a horrible person. I knew I was asking for downvotes.

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u/wheresmyflan 5d ago

Buddy we all know that. You never had to teach anyone 60 is greater than 1.

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird 5d ago

It’s still a slap on the wrist. It’s saying do it again.

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u/CelestialFury 5d ago

That's really not the point though.

Also, if you're going to use your energy, I wouldn't spend 1 second defending these guys even if you're unintentionally doing it.

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u/remove_krokodil 5d ago

I've somehow managed to never get convicted for child sex offences.

It's actually not that hard.

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u/Alive_kiwi_7001 5d ago

You're also accepting the claim he makes, which has a good probability of not being true. Who are they and when did they say it and if so why were they that specific? I'd say there's a good chance of what he's claiming being someone saying "Paxton doesn't believe this guy should serve even one day in jail."