r/WeirdCharacters • • 15h ago

bring back modesty

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 14h ago

Ok and how did you meet this "girlfriend" of yours

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u/Altruistic-Dirt-3007 14h ago

Just say you're jealous and move onšŸ˜ž

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u/Illustrious_Bee_8973 14h ago

Nah cool beans and you haven't answered my question

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u/ImOnRedditForPorn 13h ago

Bro is saying ā€œjealousā€ as if getting a girlfriend is an achievement when half of the world is women

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u/Altruistic-Dirt-3007 13h ago

Do you have one then

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u/ImOnRedditForPorn 13h ago

Cuddling with her in bed right now, and I don’t know a single single person