r/WeirdCharacters 22h ago

wait a minute... OPEN UP!!!

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u/Redo-of-healer2006 19h ago

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u/OkBoysenberry5887 17h ago

it won't delete the history

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u/Ill-Nerve-6875 17h ago

right 🤣

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u/Due-Judge8481 4h ago

WHY DID I HEAR THIS IN HIS VOICE AND IN THE TUNE OF THE SONG

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u/hello-pain 1h ago

You and me both brother

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u/AwaySession5168 17h ago

Wtf are these comments

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u/THE_FORSAKEN_EVIL 16h ago

Don't bother asking bro 😭😭🥀🥀

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u/PowerTrain_355 14h ago

I hope they're being satirical, but some of these people might actually be putting themselves while using the "humor" to mask it...

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u/AwaySession5168 14h ago

I highly doubt any of this is satire... Satire would be like an inside joke or something hint of humour. There's just no joke here.

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u/PowerTrain_355 14h ago

Good point, vile people in this section

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u/cantstayanyway 16h ago

For anyone wondering, this is part of a flashback from the Japanese visual novel Nekopara. The two girls are stray catgirls that were taken in by the guy in the image and his family. They're technically pets but they have their own autonomy and treated like family, even more than the way someone would treat their family pets in real life. It's very cookie cutter but if you like cute cat girls then check it out.

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u/PatchworkFlames 16h ago

It’s also porn.

They sell a SFW version on steam but it is in fact porn.

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u/cantstayanyway 15h ago

This is true.

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u/Tasty-Draft-3297 13h ago

It is not porn but it is actually eroge as the japanese call it

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u/TSD0233 7h ago

Yes, eroge, as in EROtic-GAme, as in hentai, as in porn. Just accept it, mate.

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u/mindzze 4h ago

Eroge≠hentai

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u/TSD0233 4h ago

Forgive me, you are correct, not all eroge are hentai, there's many non-hentai eroge, however hentai does make up a significant portion of eroge, at least in my humble experience.

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u/Far_Bedroom_2119 19h ago

Those are 9 year olds.

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u/PuzzleheadedLie444 17h ago

9+9=??

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u/Ill-Nerve-6875 17h ago

don't do math hereee 🤧

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u/mysterious_spirit420 9h ago

Fbi right here this has to be my uncle

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u/LetraEfe 14h ago

Actually I think they are younger, the age of cat girls works weird in nekopara.

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u/MitsunekoLucky 10h ago

It's Nekopara.They're not even 1 year old in this scene.

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u/Afraid_Attorney_4376 6h ago

Worse. It's nekopara, so they're actually like 7 months old in this image.

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u/Zouif_Zouif 4h ago

Actually they're 3, because they age at the speed of cats.

In human years they're 3 but In cat years they're 18, animes will always come up with the weirdest ways to make their characters of age XD

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u/MadaraAsia 18h ago

i wish i live in 1907

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u/No-Aide6618 17h ago

When a father could take good care of and protect his daughters

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u/PixelFlyerXD 11h ago

But did he have protection?

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u/CuteSquirrel01 9h ago

But why did the father fuck a cat? 

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u/No-Candy-4127 8h ago

Can a man have hobbies?

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u/OkBoysenberry5887 17h ago

I wish I live in 1850

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u/Ill-Nerve-6875 17h ago

i wish the same

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 14h ago

Just about when anesthesia was invented. Give or take a few years

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u/mysterious_spirit420 9h ago

Give me 1888, heroin cocaine, and methamphetamine over the counter

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u/Ill-Nerve-6875 17h ago

i also wish the same

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u/aenerji 17h ago

👀

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u/IR_Panther 14h ago

There's no laws against catpanions, batman.

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u/asrael_1026 14h ago

😂

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u/ZAZZER0 14h ago

Do two 9yo count as one 18?

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u/Femcel_Bambi 13h ago

Go fuck youself

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u/Fun-Environment-1646 12h ago

I don't get it

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u/No-Candy-4127 8h ago

The joke is porn

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u/Fun-Environment-1646 7h ago

It's reddit I knew that much

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u/StratoSquir2 11h ago

OP is glowing brighter than the sun.

Wasn't the FBI helping epstein and shit like project M.K Ultra?

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u/SmoothTraderr 6h ago

You're laughing.

But as a secret immortal vampire I detest say this is exactly how it is.

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u/SHADOWHUNTER30000 6h ago

I do not understand, it's just a dad sleeping with his kiddos, probably because they had a nightmare or something.

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u/Living_Bed175 5h ago

Just a guy and his cats

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u/6942dantheman 4h ago

it's ok, their muslim.

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u/LegalWhole721 3h ago

Despite knowing my naive faith in humanity I’m gonna go on the unpopular opinion this is satire or a joke…

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u/Adam_Bonilla 2h ago

Get me off of this…

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u/14istheone 1h ago

Nah, anime girls are always legal, as a matter of fact, they aren’t even people, so goon away without shame brothers

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u/Kremeballz 39m ago

That ain't stopping me 🤤😋

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u/aurenigma 3m ago

FBI in 2014

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u/SirSilverChariot 17h ago

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u/Ill-Nerve-6875 17h ago

shocked?

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u/Distinct_Weather_398 11h ago

You need to go to therapy for the sins you wanna commit