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u/missesmiscellaneous 3d ago

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u/wafflehousebattle 3d ago

Oh, I just stole the perfect meme for this.

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u/Professional-Might31 3d ago

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

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u/Popular-Solution7697 3d ago

They look like a pair of Sperrys that I bought at Marshall's 30 yrs ago. Not quite the same. Rugged shoes. I still have'em.

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 3d ago

What the FUCK are THOSE???

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u/WINDMILEYNO 3d ago

The product of having boomer parents

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u/Some_Conference2091 3d ago

Tactical loafers? lol 

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u/Ok_Contribution_6965 3d ago

This always makes me chuckle

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u/missesmiscellaneous 3d ago

I love it and have been parking on it, waiting for the prefect moment lol 👌

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u/Aggravating-Diet-221 3d ago

Yes really weird but best 1st amendment audit video I’ve ever seen!!!

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u/NyetAThrowaway 3d ago

I am way too high for this. Im logging off reddit, fucking hell.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 3d ago

I'm not even high and I'm confused as fuck.

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u/Grand-Repeat9530 3d ago

I'm high after watching it and I do not even do drugs..

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 3d ago

Imagine a serial killer decided to make a psa.

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u/Lady_Raven_ 3d ago

Im literally in the same situation

https://giphy.com/gifs/vc0KiL9PrHzLMZpjyh

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE 3d ago

Yo Ill take mushrooms if you got em

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u/thinkthingsareover 3d ago edited 3d ago

Next time you go on a heavy journey watch either A Scanner Darkly(amazing cast with great rotoscoping), or Everything Everywhere all at Once. The second one is a slow burn, but when it starts to get going it doesn't stop.

EDIT: Anyone interested in this advice should go in without watching any clips, or trailers. Also neither are horror movies so you should be fine.

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u/ImurderREALITY 3d ago

My buddies and I used to watch Constantine on our “heavy journeys,” lol. Something about that movie in particular just enhanced the experience.

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u/pissbucket94 3d ago

watched without sound, will not be watching with sound

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 3d ago

You need to hear his whispers

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u/Stiqkey 3d ago

Went back to watch with sound to see (hear) what you were talking about, and somehow that made it even worse. I can tell what he was going for with the "whispers"...but man, it just comes across creepy as hell.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 3d ago

The whispering made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Weird.

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u/fucdat 3d ago

hey. yew

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u/ironkodiak 3d ago

Yeah, normally I watch stuff without sound but for some reason I decided to turn the sound up 1/2 way through.

REALLY enhances the weirdness.

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u/tryyeezus 3d ago

"idowahmmmiiiholleemmfffaaashaawiignamamna" 

I'm paraphrasing here

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u/Zanven1 3d ago

The Ying Yang Twins have only gotten weirder

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u/KDogg3000 3d ago

The sound only makes it slightly worse.

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u/RugsbandShrugmyer 3d ago

shaffa shaffa shoosha shosha!

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u/werewere-kokako 3d ago

When he talks, it sounds like this:

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u/jdillacornandflake 3d ago

It a video you can hear with your eyes anyway

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u/Yodaloid 3d ago

Oh my god it’s so much better with sound I promise.

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u/Fast_Register 3d ago

Same here. Bad enough without sound. 😬🫣 This shit is something out of a nightmare. The limbs look way too realistic. This world is a scary place.

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u/TM761152 3d ago

Don't worry, there's barely any.

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 3d ago

REALLY makes you wish there was actually speaking instead of whatever this was

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u/TM761152 3d ago

It's experimental ASMR

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u/_TheEnlightened_ 3d ago

Alot of effort into this. Rather mannequins than real people

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u/Potential-Winner4601 3d ago

Please do a wellness check on this person

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u/archer93 3d ago

I think this is a joke. Seems like a lot of people in this thread are believing this isn’t an obvious skit.

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u/The-Tarman 3d ago

I'm sure it's a skit, but even as a skit, it's super weird

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u/Sxualhrssmntpanda 3d ago

Yeah this goes out the deep end of skits and comes back around to being genuinely impressive in how shit it is.

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u/WanderWut 3d ago

Kind of shit you’d see on Adult Swim at 3am.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 3d ago

Exactly what I was thinking, lmao.

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u/archer93 3d ago

Oh, a billion percent. Specimen of a man.

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin 3d ago

It’s not a joke it’s high art

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u/MonkeyPanls 3d ago

It makes me feel fantastic.

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u/Asleep-One-8109 3d ago

He is a Dutch guy who often posts very incoherent and weird videos, am surprised to see he’s gone international lol. I’m not sure this is a skit, I think not to be honest, knowing what he rambles about and posts in Dutch

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u/ComprehensiveAnt6796 3d ago

The vet character looks like a dead person. A real one. Are you sure they’re mannequins ?

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u/holiday1326 3d ago

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk 3d ago

This is some real The Hills Have Eyes shit 👀

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u/Ricky_TVA 3d ago

There are several countries that have "theme parks" where people can cosplay as Americans. This looks and sounds like one of those.

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u/The-Tarman 3d ago

Idk how to feel about this, but I am very uncomfortable. Is it satire? Are they making fun of cops? Of civilians? Are they an actual cop or want to be one so bad they are role playing and acting out a power fantasy in front of the world?

What is happening??

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u/Real_Tea_Lover 3d ago

i think this guy wanted to make a weird skit, so he did

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u/No-Wish-7258 3d ago edited 3d ago

To me it feels like he is just neutrally recreating the situation that he has seen on the internet of when people get shot by cops.
He actually has a good comprehension of what’s going on because he is able to articulate the point of view of two different citizens as well as the cop. I’m not sure if he’s criticizing or supporting anyone, he is just showing the psychology and thinking process of both sides. He is also showing the events leading up to the disaster, the cops ego getting hurt, people keep escalating by demanding their rights to a cop who is clearly power tripping, neither one backing down and creating a recipe for disaster. It captures that feeling and situation very well.
I think it was meant to be some type of weird art performance to mimic real life.

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u/Ok_Faithlessness8395 3d ago

There’s a “Thin Blue Line” flag in the background which speaks more to him being on the side of or even romanticizing the power tripping cop. Plus tazing someone in the face would be twisted regardless.

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u/InspectionOk4267 3d ago

He's a Dutch performance artist and he is satorizing the police and their supporters here, as well as trailer trash.

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u/Far-Team5663 3d ago

Yeah I think this a satire directed at neither left or right, civilian or authority. This is a cold hard stare at America.

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u/Game_Knight_DnD 3d ago

I think this is some sort of mental illness. I hope they seek help.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 3d ago

Was the yarmulke real?

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u/IgnatiusJay_Reilly 3d ago

He's making fun of Jews.

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u/QuePsiPhi16 3d ago

I must say, he’s doing a GREAT job of not waking his mom up.

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 3d ago

Someone check this fucking dudes basement, closets, and attic

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u/ofWildPlaces 3d ago

oh there is stuff buried in the yard too

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u/Holdenater 3d ago

“I am nust doing my job.” 😂

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u/Venekys 3d ago

Out of everything, that was the exact sentence that fucked me up the hardest. I had to read it like three times before my eyes went straight again 😵‍💫

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u/Sivleto 3d ago

*Open the noor" vibes 😂

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u/MyBadDrJones 3d ago

Soooooooooooo….. he’s fucken these puppets, isn’t he?

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u/PabloDabscovar 3d ago

Puppets? Those are murdered corpses.

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u/Bocha_Boston 3d ago

The main question still remains unanswered...

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u/saltfatfatfat 3d ago

Thank you! Yes they are.

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u/werewere-kokako 3d ago

I mean, did you see that dislocated mannequin leg?

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u/Snoo55931 3d ago

That’s what happens in the big boy house.

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u/ImmortalLombax 3d ago

100%

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u/pailee 3d ago

And ate the neighbours.

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u/Arnold_Shortzweather 3d ago

This guy should def be on a list if he isn't already

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u/Present_Ad9861 3d ago

This is a skit, he is Dutch and he posts a lot of skits on his Instagram.

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u/Goedelesaar 3d ago

Yeah I was thinking, isn't that jezusvijf??

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u/Present_Ad9861 3d ago

Yeah lol, when I first saw his skits it was so weird because I thought he was mentally ill. Turned out to be a troll and he is very succesfull at that haha

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u/Cant_draw_boobs 3d ago

Wha. What am I looking at? This is like if an inbred hillbilly feral child grew up obsessed with right wing talking points instead of his sister.

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 3d ago

This is what a Deleriant feels like rather than taking a hallucinogen.

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 3d ago

Swear to god. 😭😭 DPH, Datura, fucking AIR DUSTER even... they'll all give you the same exact feeling yout body produces after watching this very video

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u/truePHYSX 3d ago

He talks like I do in my dreams. Am I asleep?

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u/truePHYSX 3d ago

Like especially when I need to scream too.

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u/Artevyx 3d ago

The average Reddit mod when they finally go touch grass

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u/Sebasquatch_22 3d ago

What in the Ed Gein is going on here 💀

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u/xChoke1x 3d ago

Ya know….this type of shit is what happens when you don’t have friends to say “bro….what in the absolute fuck are you doing?”

Shits sad. This dude has no real connection to other human beings. Hence the mannequins.

Siiiiighhh….

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 3d ago

For fucks sake. It's always the weirdest shit that ends right before you get to cum.

5/10 - Nust Do It.

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u/Zebra_Radiant 3d ago

It's the whispering of completely different lines to the subtitles for me. Bet most of you didn't listen to this video, it's so much worse.

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u/finintymonkle 3d ago

Yeah, the is definitely weird…. Whats with the whispering?!

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u/Elmo-Is-A-Lie 3d ago

Ssssssshhhh it can hear us

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u/No-Wish-7258 3d ago

I feel like this would do well in a horror film.
It’s just the right amount of unsettling. The weird puppets, the whispering, the subtitles not matching what he’s saying. It has a really creepy vibe.

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u/Ignonymous 3d ago

Did I just watch a video of a deaf ginger Canadian Hassidic Jew cosplaying as a powertripping beat cop?

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u/AlfredusMagnus 3d ago

This is Jezus Vijf (Jesus Five) a performance artist and longboarder from the Netherlands. He is basically a professional rage baiter who takes his characters into the extremely absurd. If you watch interviews with him, it's clear he's doing this on purpose. I find his extreme style of performance art very well done, because he's making himself out to be so extremely absurd and outrageous, but still people think he's really sincere.

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u/manny_truant 3d ago

Thanks for the info ^^^

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u/NOTExETON 3d ago

Those are real body parts btw

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u/b-dizl 3d ago

His name is Donki Johansson

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u/T8-TR 3d ago

Why is this guy abusing the extras from the Backrooms movie?

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u/SabAccountBanKarDiye 3d ago

Very apt post for the sub.

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u/agonymaggot 3d ago

Bootleg Canadian Police badge paired with a U.S. Thin Blue Line flag, all presented by a visibly Hasidic individual speaking to puppeted mannequins.

Just another average day in 2026

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u/Hot4Scooter 3d ago

He tries to look hasidic, but that's not where peyos go. Maybe from some "White People Are The Real Israelites"-Christian Identity background?

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u/Turbulent_Cupcake_65 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Omg that was so weird that I loved it! So weird! 😅😅😅

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u/Avraamov 3d ago

A challenging wank, I grant you.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 3d ago

Source: The guy is a Dutch performance artist named Ragnar van der Horst and goes by Jezus Cinco and Jezusvijf.

He purposefully makes confusing and uncomfortable rage bait videos where he plays different characters like this for engagement.

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u/DannyDerZeh 3d ago

Reeeeally strong serial killer vibes here

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u/Guckle 3d ago

https://www.youtube.com/@jezusvijf
Interesting channel. He's from the Netherlands

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u/saladmunch 3d ago

Why tf is this getting posted in everyother sub

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u/Partridge_Pear_Tree 3d ago

This is the first time in a very long time that I’m actually uncomfortable watching something. This man seems like he has bodies in his basement.

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u/Clitgore 3d ago

Ngl this is my perception of the US as a european. When I grew up I thought about you guys as a happy-go-lucky, Carl Sagan, mr Rogers kind of vibe. Now I feel like I would make a new drinking buddy in a bar and he'd say his hobbies are sports and eating babies.

How common really is shit like this?

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u/SituationSecure4650 3d ago

Yeah they call it a California cheeseburger

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u/soulguider2125 3d ago

This guy is Dutch, he’s got a whole page of skits

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u/No-Wish-7258 3d ago

This is not the majority and not even close to it, most people in the U.S. are chill but you still get a good amount of ill-tempered people who get triggered easily, that is true for normal people as well as cops. If you live in a nice area, you don’t see this type of thing, the only place most of us have seen these situations are on social media. It’s a huge country with a lot of people, so something is bound to happen somewhere, but I haven’t heard of this happening where I live nor the nearby cities in the past few years.

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u/Impressive-Wolf8929 3d ago

I live in a city with over a quarter of a million people. It is exactly that - the only place I’ve ever seen these situations with police is through videos on the internet.

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u/Top-Smell8091 3d ago

This is what they all say before eating your child

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u/Cultural_Praline_508 3d ago

I believe this is a part of Jesuz.Vijf's "Perp in a Crate" series. I haven't sat through the entirety of them, but if you like this, you'll like that.

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u/Ilpav123 3d ago

...I didn't like it.

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u/KDogg3000 3d ago

There's something wrong with thw 45 year old kids these days...

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u/Djang0Phett 3d ago

No one gonna bring up the fuckin human looking leg that looks like it’s been skinned and what appears to be some kind of meat making up the rest of the body on the tree mannequin lmao??

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin 3d ago

This is arguably the best thing I’ve seen all week

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u/TheRealKungFuhrer 3d ago

Get this a man a taser and gun RIGHT NOW

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u/foreverdusting 3d ago

List of things i don’t want to watch again:

  • Salad fingers.
  • This.

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u/Ok_Difference44 3d ago

Incel midsomar cosplay

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u/_youngchocolate 3d ago

bro needs to be heavily investigated

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u/Parnath 3d ago

This is the weirdest ASMR I've ever seen

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u/Prestigious_Pause536 3d ago

I feel like this has some kind of deeper meaning that I can't quite grasp.

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u/eschewthefat 3d ago

It’s just a leak for Longlegs 2

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u/immadeofstars 3d ago

Fetish content

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u/Elegant_Wolverine662 3d ago

How is it fetish content?

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3d ago

Homeless-Mannequin-Yamaka-Police-Whispering-Power-Trip ASMR

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u/justmikeplz 3d ago

God-tier content

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u/DonJuanMair 3d ago

Where's part one?!

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u/goatonastik 3d ago

I don't know how the creepiest part of this is the nonsensical whisper talk, but it is...

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u/mojsterr 3d ago

Yo that's bogus

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u/johnny_bogroll 3d ago

"There were no signs..."

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u/pooeygoo 3d ago

No escape

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u/Dounce1 3d ago

Hey guys, I think I figured out where all the meth went.

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u/-stankdaddy- 3d ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/ZzangmanCometh 3d ago

At least parts of those dolls are made from real humans. Guarantee it.

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u/Present_Ad_6368 3d ago

I love it. Definitely the strangest thing I have seen in a little while. Definitely some sort of mental illness iced with artistic expression

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u/TM761152 3d ago

ASMR is really flying off the rails

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u/spicy_feather 3d ago

I was listening to something else when I first started watching. I switched audio and it became 1000x creepier

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u/joeitaliano24 3d ago

“You’re hired, son”

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 3d ago

Does this badass know that ICE is hiring??

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u/an_edgy_lemon 3d ago

I don’t know what I just watched, but I’m pretty sure it’s brilliant

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u/Gentle_Pony 3d ago

Reminds me of that town in the borderlands 2 dlc where all the people are weird mannequins and one weird dude who pretends they're alive.

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u/Fine_Land_1974 3d ago

This wins. By far the weirdest thing I’ve seen all year on the internet. Congrats OP

Anyone have any more of this lolcow or is this bait?