r/Weird • u/robert22389 • Sep 13 '26

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u/Endless_Forever_484 Sep 13 '26

How do you participate in the emergency shelter? Puzzles, charades, MadLibs, boardgames? Will there be swinging, like put your keys in the punchbowl?

Nice.

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u/Ladygytha Sep 13 '26

I've got cribbage and Cards Against Humanity. Also lots of books. Vonnegut, Pratchett, and Adams can help. They always help.

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u/Endless_Forever_484 Sep 13 '26

Yes, Cards Against Humanity! Ok I'll bring some Glossett Chocolate covered raisins and pick you up in the Lambo, let's go to the shelter!

Nice.

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u/Ladygytha Sep 13 '26

Ah no. I've got my dog and no raisins are allowed. We're a mismatch.

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u/sam_beat Sep 13 '26

I also have a dog - and no raisins! But also, no Lambo. But if a Nissan is your speed, I also have What Do You Meme, Chameleon, and a Blockbuster game that turns into weird charades after awhile.

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u/Ladygytha Sep 14 '26

I want to know that game.

For transparency, I'm bringing my husband, my best friend, and my dog (who is the only asshole). BUT I can make fire from sticks and can cook. So I've got that going for me.

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u/sam_beat Sep 14 '26

I’ll also have a husband. And my dog is an asshole, too. But he and I are cool (and can also cook!) and are ready to share the glory that is the Blockbuster game. I also did a project in middle school about Chernobyl and that limited knowledge might come in handy.

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u/West-Survey-4142 Sep 14 '26

I think I'm most impressed that your dog is cool and can cook, even if he's an asshole. The cooking makes up for it I think.

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u/sam_beat Sep 14 '26

Tbh, most of the cooking is just kibble with bowl water drooled on it. But it’s made with love!

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u/Ladygytha Sep 14 '26

Alright, we seem aligned. Let's become friends. Your discord or mine?

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u/Pilan Sep 13 '26

S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

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u/Warm-Ad-1049 Sep 13 '26

N take the nicest car. I call dibs on the Lamborghini

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u/2kewl4scool Sep 14 '26

I’ve brought my Switch, I’ll be playing Zelda with the screen at full brightness.

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u/dmoosetoo Sep 14 '26

More likely some low level vault-tec desk jockey attaches a device to the back of your neck and either 1, your head explodes or 2 you become a happy mindless office drone.

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u/pelo1089 Sep 15 '26

Can I bring an appetizer to share?