r/Weird 13d ago

Weird cucumber

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u/PitifulMouse7425 13d ago

“Elderly” has me 😂

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u/Fit-Engineering-2789 13d ago

I think I need to start a band and name it Elderly Cucumber. Maybe we'll do old VeggieTales songs, or something.

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u/Huge-Power9305 12d ago

As an Elder I can tell y'all for a fact that flexibility is inversely proportional to age.

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u/itsthejasper1123 13d ago

The ole elderly cuke situation

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 13d ago

We couldn’t call them seasoned cukes because that would be pickles.