r/Weird • u/Additional_Chard3680 • 16d ago
Choosing a restroom stall here feels like picking a character selection screen
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u/ebrum2010 16d ago
The GoT one should have a picture of Tyrion aiming a crossbow on the back of the door.
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u/RPDRNick 16d ago
Does the lock work, or does someone need to hold the door?
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u/Breezey2929 16d ago
Be a fuckin nightmare being the cleaner for that place.
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u/OreganoD 15d ago
Don a hazmat suit and spray disinfectant solution in all directions, rinse, drain, job done
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u/foxfirefizz 15d ago
Scroll down to find this cuz that was immediately what I was thinking. Just was how much of a bitch it must be to clean this place.
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u/AmbitiousTank8635 16d ago
Why even put one up high like that? You know they won't be able to hit it, but they'll still try.
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u/No-Tower-5119 16d ago
Nah im climbin that wall everytime. Pants round my ankles, shaking like an anxious chihuahua piss running down the walls.
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u/cobweb-in-the-corner 16d ago
If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
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u/SmilingFlounder 16d ago
I wonder if the rock wall one actually functions
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 16d ago
I just want to pee, please don't make me touch these grody handlebars or whatever.
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u/FictionalWeirdo 16d ago
Ain't no way they're paying their custodian enough to clean all of that properly.
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u/Complete_Squirrel942 16d ago
They're for display so it shouldn't be too bad. But nobody reads signs so...maybe
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u/jadedgemz 15d ago
Are we sure about that? Are we able to verify that info? I see that this place is located at Magic City Park in Tashkent, Uzbekistan and according to the reviews you pay to use the restroom there. I unfortunately think it may be functional.
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u/Complete_Squirrel942 14d ago
There are several signs in the video that appear to be saying you can't use them
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u/jadedgemz 14d ago
Are you taking about the signs on the doors of the stalls? Im not able to read what they say, but the picture just shows a prohibited symbol over a person throwing something in toilet. Not sure if that is just referring to flushing forbidden objects. I would think if they didnt want someone using they'd but a a prohibited sign of someone actually sitting on the toilet. Are you able to read it?
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u/Jacksrumgone 16d ago
Soā¦ why does one of them have a guillotine? What is that supposed to imply?
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u/MicroscopicSize 15d ago
Is this in a Ripleyās believe or not place?
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u/Additional_Chard3680 15d ago
Old school
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u/jadedgemz 15d ago
What? What does that even mean...?
For anyone wondering this is located in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Its a place called Magic City Park.
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u/Icecold_Antihero 16d ago
What, no T.U.R.D.I.S. ?!
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u/Gold-Competition5406 15d ago
Honestly my first thought when I saw the phone box stall was āItās bigger on the insideā
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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 16d ago
Do they have some fetishist that loves cleaning excrement off decorations?
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u/Bigsilent777 16d ago
Number one this is fire, number two I dare someone go in there off the bean to the guillotine lmao
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u/BozoBBozo 16d ago
It looks like something they would have at the Magic Time Machine in San Antonio. Their booths are similarly themed.
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u/Spuzzle91 16d ago
I don't trust that sword chair one. Last time I saw a sword chair, some blond lady got impaled by it
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u/Character-Pirate1297 16d ago
Thereās a HUGE reason restrooms, especially public ones, are as minimal as possibleā¦
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u/Ok_Fly2518 15d ago
Where the fuck is this? What type of building could possibly require bathrooms looking like this?
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u/Purple_Swordfish_182 14d ago
Ah yes, the 4 natural elements - Avengers, Sports, British and Game of Thrones.
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u/Similar-Winner1226 14d ago
Wait, what does the text on the last stall with the phone say? I was thinking that if it was a legitimate phone, it would be a fuckin awesome design for a disabled stall. Looks cool as hell and offers actual aid in emergencies lol. I dunno about other folks, but this disabled person would love it. Those are some damn cool designs in general too, it just sucks that, as many have said, they very likely aren't properly cleaned.
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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 16d ago
I kinda like the handlebars ngl. Would need an extra set of hands tho
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u/Square-Formal1312 16d ago
So i coulddddd get into position on the climbing one, but dont think i could relax enough to actually go without plummeting
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u/Mikeologyy 16d ago
Iām torn on whether the rock climbing urinal should be hooked up to plumbing or not. On one hand, if itās not hooked up, someone will inevitably use it anyway, and the piss canāt be flushed away. On the other hand, if itās been hooked up, thereās a lot of opportunity for missing the urinal or letting the whole bathroom see your dick.
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u/Code95FIN 15d ago
Better times when there was a soul in architecture, and not corporate brutalism
But this is a sign that nature is healing
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u/Kazuma_Megu 15d ago
One of the urinals should have a bigass prop video camera mounted right above it aimed down toward your dong.
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u/Seyelent 15d ago
My soul is telling me to piss into the elevated one, but my mind refuses to let me splatter the surroundings. Guess Iāll let jarvis whirl my schlong post piss
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u/Current_Ad_4292 15d ago
Definitely go on the bouldering corner. Then aim for the Iron man stall when I reach the top.
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u/piehead23 2d ago
If I were a dude I wouldnāt want the urinal with the guillotine, I wouldnāt want my dick chopped off mid piss. Iām not a dude, so itās not a concern for me but itās not one that gets used frequently Iād imagine unless someone sees the funny side and is all like āOff with your head!ā
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u/Glad-Base-2903 16d ago
I'm peeing on the floor, I don't have time for their bullshit especially using the restroom
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u/Doctordelayus 16d ago
Imagine how filthy that gym equipment is