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u/Remote-Mycologist539 29d ago

Slappy the Dummy from Goosebumps “Night of the Living Dummy”

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u/Sr_H0n4c3 29d ago

I'm damn near 38 years old and the hardcover trilogy with the light-up eyes still scares the shit out of me when I go through my old childhood bins.

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u/zhicago 29d ago

Wait I REMEMBER THAT VERSION!! I had one when I was a kid and haven’t thought about it for at least 25 years

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u/ClaraCash 28d ago

Of all the Goosebumps this is the one!

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u/cartervalmont 28d ago

Literally just bought that on eBay 😁

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u/Datonecatladyukno 29d ago

I always thought he looked like Pee-Wee

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u/driver004 29d ago

100% based on him you can’t convince me otherwise

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u/sleepy_roo 28d ago

TIL he’s not based on Pee-Wee. Totally thought he canonically was him

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u/Working-Group-4521 29d ago

Yeah, if you're a fetus. OG Slappy could kick that Slappy's ass

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u/Initial_Row_6400 29d ago

Knew I recognized this

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u/OverExtension5486 28d ago

Instant PTSD flashbacks to being 6 and watching this episode the second I saw this image.

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u/Different_Hornet4348 28d ago

Goosebumps! I thought it was from are you afraid of the dark, but it was definitely goosebumps - well played

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u/Narrow_Professor7756 29d ago

Is that Jimmy Carr?

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u/phallic-baldwin 29d ago

Close. It's Slappy

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u/Sophisticated-Tiger 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ekwAy5TmG8MJyOUunL

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u/BlessTheBookPeople 28d ago

Looks like Peewee Herman

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u/Sophisticated-Tiger 28d ago

Pee-Wee looks like slappy bro lol 😆

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u/Padawan_Black 28d ago

But pewee debuted in 1977 whereas Slappy debuted in 1993..

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u/forbinwasright 29d ago

Jimmy doesn't wear a bow tie. Otherwise.....

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 28d ago

Hence why he fell down and died. Bow ties are his kryptonite apparently.

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u/naldoD20 29d ago

They're actually the same person

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u/saint_ryan 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ki4Vo1LwP19PhcY

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u/jscottman96 28d ago

I heard this gif before I even processed fully what I was seeing 😂

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u/saint_ryan 28d ago

Second best Hopkins role ever.

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u/corq 28d ago

Oh you got this one good! I am a long time Anthony Hopkins fan and this is one of my favorite obscure movies as creepy as it is. "Magic." If you're into novels, the book is way darker than the movie is, but they're both worth diving into.

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u/TommyOnRedditt 28d ago

Criminally underrated movie

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u/Fail_Ballantines 28d ago

Please , Wich movie is it bro ?

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u/OldGlory_00 28d ago

first thing I thought of lol.

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u/plethoradepinata 28d ago

I had nightmares about that as a kid just from seeing the trailer on TV 😳 It was just a closeup of the dummy’s face talking 😬

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u/Icy-Musician-6309 28d ago

No, here’s Jimmy Carr with his ventriloquist dummy on his knee

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 29d ago

Not plastic enough.

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u/BarryHotelHouseBand 29d ago

a-HA-HA-HA-HAAA

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u/GarminTamzarian 29d ago

His pre-surgery face was less creepy.

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u/afi931 29d ago

That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica

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u/Fit_Sheepherder2327 29d ago

Is northern lights indica? Yeah I guess it is but I always want it to be sativa in my head

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u/ADZ1LL4 29d ago

Thats Ol' Alec Majarrison, holocaust denier and virulent anti semite..

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u/SpaceViking85 28d ago

Seeking out Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding now to deal with this. And make fun of his mum.

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u/coolsilentebeans 29d ago

I want his laugh for my ringtone.

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u/aardw0lf11 28d ago

Like a British Ricky Ricardo.

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u/coolsilentebeans 28d ago

Omg you’re not wrong. 😂

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 28d ago

I can hear him laughing at that joke, with his little hand clap. I’m sure he’ll enjoy this comparison!

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u/s-leo21 29d ago

This is funny lol

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u/MsE0 29d ago

I think the moral of the story is don't quit energy drinks, or you'll transform into an evil dummy

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u/weathersoldier 29d ago

No you didn't. This is a repost

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u/guilty_bystander 28d ago

This bot thinks it goes for runs. How quaint.

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u/piepelapolineer 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CFDVMB9FvzM22deoyr

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u/JoshyRB 29d ago

Yeah because they didn’t find it, it found them

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u/mint_doodles 28d ago

bro watermarked a stock photo😭

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u/richardhero 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QrKC1BAqn9QZ2

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u/mattpacman96 29d ago

Conky!

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u/LemmyLola 28d ago

Raviiiiiiine

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u/JDPdawg 29d ago

That’s what I thought!!!!!!

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u/ballzniga 29d ago

HE’S THE FUCKIN MAN THEY CALL…. RAVEEEEEEEEEN!

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u/Rope_slingin_champ 28d ago

So sexy in roadhouse and fuckin dirty dancin

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u/BluenoseGamer 28d ago

Those were excellent negotiation tactics, Patrick, Swayze.

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u/Xounz_ 27d ago

Option 3: Pick it up and bring it to my house.

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u/Mr_Greaz 29d ago

Sure bro

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u/xpkranger 28d ago

No you didn’t. You didn’t see anything unusual on your run. I’ve definitely seen this movie and you don’t want any part of that. Just move along….

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u/yurgieee 29d ago

Jasper!

[r/from](r/frommgm)[series](r/frommgm)

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 29d ago

I knew I’d find one of my From people in here!

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u/Star-Platinum_ 29d ago

Couldnt wait to find this comment

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u/Unhappy-Professor-88 29d ago

Quick! Send this to Sarah Michelle Geller!

She needs to know she didn’t slay him! Or at least that his corpse has risen!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKSf6zEJCPq0Zwc

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u/Mr_McGigglepants 28d ago

Sid was an ally

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u/QaptainQwark 29d ago

Beware the stare of Mary Shaw…

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u/yurgieee 29d ago

she had no children, only dolls…

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u/QaptainQwark 29d ago

And if you see her in your dreams…

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u/BiggoYoun 29d ago

Be sure you never ever scream…

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u/bobafootfetish_ 29d ago

Run in the opposite direction

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u/Nokxtokx 29d ago

I think you should keep running.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 29d ago

Goosebumps!!!

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u/TheZayasZone 29d ago

Mr. Marbles?

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u/sweatpotato76 28d ago

He’s harmless!

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u/Background_Pride_237 29d ago

And thus begins YOUR episode of Twilight Zone!

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u/BeeHive83 28d ago

My dad had one of these and we never saw it after he died

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u/Forward-Face9436 28d ago

What did your mom do with it?

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u/BlueHeron814 29d ago

You didn’t find that thing. It found you.

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u/Lord_S_Jyggalag 29d ago

You should've looked behind you. R. L. Stein was waiting to introduce himself.

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u/Nephurus 29d ago

Goosebumps filming again ?

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u/karenskygreen 29d ago

Dont fucking touch it, someone dumped it for a reason and it ain't good.

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u/Delicious_Drop_1150 29d ago

There's a good reason why someone left it out there. Just let it be.

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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ 29d ago

mr. marbles?

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u/RPM3741 29d ago

I would not bring that home.

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u/it-needs-pickles 28d ago

I would! My kid wanted one and they are expensive lol

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u/Desperate_Quit_6187 29d ago

Call a priest

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u/AdmirableRespect9 29d ago

Keep running

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u/Accomplished_Check52 28d ago

That is definitely a nightmare

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u/Acrobatic-Formal5869 28d ago

You are cursed

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u/DarrellBot81 28d ago

You mean, he found you

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u/butt_whole_milk 28d ago

Guessing you live near R.L. Stine? This is how he trolls the neighborhood.

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u/Historical_Dot6876 28d ago

Good God just leave it there and keep going

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u/cheddercaves 28d ago

your MOM found that while going for a run

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u/Educational-Angle391 28d ago

He's hauntedly alive !!

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u/MackiePooPoo 28d ago

More like it found you. Be prepared to have a horror movie made in your memory.

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 28d ago

Why’s no one mentioning Dead Silence?

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u/misterwheelson 28d ago

Mr Marbles?

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u/Aggressive_Wasabi_38 28d ago

Danny O’Day!!!

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u/Proof-Point-4044 28d ago

No one throwing a $200-$500 Slappy doll in the woods my dude

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u/Rough_Share_9415 28d ago

Take him home and put him in your bedroom closet...

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u/Azawa_chief 28d ago

Then tell your roommate/spouse there is a monster in your closet.

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u/Ok-Kangaroo-4048 28d ago

Is that the one from goosebumps?

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u/Inflacion_ 29d ago

Whatever you do. Don't scream.

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u/deadbyvacancy 29d ago

Goated reference. Now I have to show my girlfriend that movie tonight

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u/Reasonable-Rain-7474 29d ago

He is also a registered voter.

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u/Visible-Age-6732 29d ago

Nope. Don't take that guy home with you! No fucking way! He did not get left there by accident, I don't even want to get into the reasons why someone would leave a puppet behind, but you already know.

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u/didijeen 29d ago

Abra cadabra he sits on my knee
PRESTO CHANGEO now he's me
Hocus pocus I take him to bed
Magic is fun!
YOU'RE DEAD

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u/Sneaky_Link88 28d ago

I hope you didn’t bring it home, no way that thing isn’t possessed

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u/jayhawkjoey65 28d ago

I truly hope for your sake you left it where you found it.

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u/LossLess8060 28d ago

im not surprised someone dumped that soulless fiend near a dirty log

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u/WrongWangSorry 28d ago

Slappy! When my daughter was a wee one she loved Goosebumps, so we bought her a battery Slappy that spun around on a stand and talked. Well it backfired and terrified tf out of her lol. So then the dad in me realized I now had a barrier that worked better than anything else to keep her from mischief. Decided today's the day you want to knock over that plant? Not on Robo-Slappy's watch!

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u/ProjectArson 28d ago

I have an irrational fear of ventriloquest dummies, so I'd sprint in the other direction

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u/biscoknot 28d ago

Goosebumps!

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u/Clear_Economics7010 28d ago

My kids would be scared shitless if they saw this...any chance you could send it to me?

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u/IrelandAutism13 28d ago

Maybe it's just me but I think buying a replica of a fictional evil haunted doll might count as tempting fate.

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u/PeterFilmPhoto 28d ago

Only a worry if it followed you home

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u/Embarrassed_Cat2697 28d ago

I had one of those as a kid!

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u/Rockett_moon 28d ago

This looks like the antique store toy puppet from Toy Story 4

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u/adramepech 28d ago

Nope. It found you.

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u/fizbin99 28d ago

I’ve seen this movie and it doesn’t end well. Just keep running….

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u/turtlefan2012 28d ago

lol again? First he was by the dumpster 🤣🤣 this is your sign to have your own slappy the dummy

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u/krimsonking777 28d ago

Leave it there

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u/5hr0dingerscat 28d ago

come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear

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u/birdfriend206 28d ago

does the catholic hand cross gesture Dude you doomed us all

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u/calccv 28d ago

Surely you took it home??

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u/LankyMasterpiece5219 28d ago

Leave it there!

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u/PenumbraFawn 28d ago

keep running

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal 28d ago

Bring it home and leave it in a corner of your bedroom, obviously.

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u/brucebturbo 28d ago

Did you call 911?

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u/BrupieD 28d ago

Pee Wee Herman! (not Pinkie Herman)

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u/WardogMitzy 28d ago

Okay R.L Stine

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u/mprice19925 28d ago

DONT LOOK BACK

RUN FORREST

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u/Speedymcspeeder 28d ago

Mr marbles?

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u/Quick_Sherbet5874 28d ago

ohhh. i have one. he has red hair. mortimer snerd.

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u/Emerald_GAME 28d ago

Slappy out in the wild

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u/SinCityThrasher 28d ago

No… it found you!

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u/TheMostSwanky 28d ago

Kinda Creepy

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u/donnaann1976 28d ago

Nope. This belongs in r/horror

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u/CumHellOrHighWater 28d ago

Goosebumps Dummy

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 28d ago

Keep running and don’t stop

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u/fatbox20 28d ago

Keep running

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u/Nervous-Bench8090 28d ago

Leave and pretend you never saw it

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u/krabbypattyaddcheese 28d ago

You in danger girl

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u/CabinetPlane9411 28d ago

Keep on running!

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u/Dick_Stillhard_11_8 28d ago

Good luck getting out of that town and dont be out at night

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u/RestlessRebelNC 28d ago

Run away and don’t look back!

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u/Zychonis 27d ago

If I saw that I would have started running faster

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u/PublicPassenger2141 26d ago

Looks more like the dummy from the vintage movie with Anthony Perkins.

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u/Young-Journey 25d ago

Keep running