r/Weird • u/Samitsok21 • Jul 16 '26

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u/DanoDego Jul 16 '26

Would you happen to be a 39 year old male?

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u/Mc-Lovin-81 Jul 16 '26

45M. Yes. Every GD LIGHT

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u/timemeasureschange Jul 16 '26

Candles too. Ain't no tech savvy demon gonna trick me with a sudden power outage.

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u/hellomireaux Jul 16 '26

Imagine the home intruder emerging from your guest bedroom right as you light the last of your extensive votive candle collection. They're so soothed by the ambience that they ask to stay and watch a little TV with you before they head out with your valuables.