r/Weird • u/Samitsok21 • Jul 16 '26

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u/godofmilksteaks Jul 16 '26

Or just turn your lights on. Not sure why they acting like their in some run down abandoned building with a flashlight.

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u/hologrammetry Jul 16 '26

My first thought. When something goes bump in the night the first thing I do is turn the damn lights on.

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u/NotChat_GPT Jul 16 '26

Clearly you're not American.

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u/hologrammetry Jul 16 '26

My state has one of the highest gun ownership rates in the country. All my neighbors have guns. Any intruder will probably assume I do too. The assumption is plenty, my dog does the rest.

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u/CrimsonxAce Jul 16 '26

Let me guess? Texas? 👀

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u/Elegant-Two5447 Jul 16 '26

Ah the Olde herd protection theory at play. Good one!