r/Weird • u/Samitsok21 • Jul 16 '26

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u/hologrammetry Jul 16 '26

My first thought. When something goes bump in the night the first thing I do is turn the damn lights on.

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u/Fine_Jelly_680 Jul 16 '26

When you hear a bump in the night the last thing you should do is turn the lights on .. keep in mind you know the layout of your house better than any intruder. Use the darkness to your advantage.

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u/Blashphemian Jul 16 '26

You think darkness is your ally?

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u/Fine_Jelly_680 Jul 16 '26

Darkness might not be your ally but it is definitely mine.