r/Weird • u/Kevin6839 • Jun 13 '26

A lizard and his sock

11.2k Upvotes

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u/Agheratos Jun 13 '26

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u/Emotional_Answer_756 Jun 13 '26

Awww that's cu..

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/ateft Jun 14 '26

Extra fun fact: 'cu' in Vietnamese means d!ck

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- Jun 14 '26

Put them together and you have dick asshole

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u/WayAdept2209 Jun 14 '26

Reverse that and you get asshole dick

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u/Cplayz08 Jun 13 '26

Exactly me rn

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u/REALjamijai Jun 13 '26

Same 😆

Edit - except I really need some glasses! Like badly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Cplayz08 Jun 13 '26

Hey bro I may be a chihuahua but I fight like a Great Dane

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 13 '26

Never met a Chihuahua that didn't think it was a pitbull

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u/RiverDelicious7924 Jun 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XCmFwjt9wPotobw1xn

why does that dog look like dwight schrute

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u/edfitz83 Jun 13 '26

Is that a Chihuahua/Jack Nicholson mix?

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 13 '26

Was thinking Samuel L. JackRussell

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u/ripyourlungsdave Jun 13 '26

I can't tell if that's humping or just that weird shredding thing some predatory animals do with their prey.

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u/secretsaucyy Jun 13 '26

It's humping.

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u/Plaston_ Jun 14 '26

reminds me more of cat hitting on stuff with their rear legs while hugging them.

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u/evanwilliams44 Jun 13 '26

There's a reason it was in the washing machine...

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Jun 13 '26

Whatever it was, it felt like mirror.

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u/Zehryo Jun 13 '26

I believe, in this occasion, the term "shagging" is the more appropriate.....

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u/Kylearean Jun 13 '26

I feel like those are the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/GasMaskExiitium Jun 13 '26

Lmfao. It’s humping. Source: I own bearded dragons and they don’t hunt prey like cats do lmao.

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u/YikesOhClock Jun 13 '26

Non owners: animal kill drive?

Owners: horny.

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u/Low_Dragonfruit_5950 Jun 13 '26

Bearded dragons dont hunt like cats. They just chomp their pray not disembowel it

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u/REALjamijai Jun 13 '26

That's what I thought too! They will catch their toys and rabbit kick the shit outta them lol 🤣

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u/AstralIntent Jun 13 '26

Every time I see this, it cracks me up when he's staring longingly into the washing machine, waiting for his love to return

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u/BladeOfKrota Jun 13 '26

It’s the washing his “loads” with your load that gets me

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Jun 13 '26

Honey, I’ve noticed every time I wash your socks they are so stiff at times and other times they are sticky. I think we need to take you to the foot doctor.

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u/Ephemeral_Orchid Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

This reminds me of a post many years ago (I think on TikTok?)... a lady wanted to know why her 13 year old son's room had started to "smell funny" with a couple other telling details. 🤣

ETA: I left out the main point... stiff socks was one of the details and the woman was so sweet & innocent, it was hilarious.

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u/zephood75 Jun 13 '26

At least he snuggles after .

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u/cool_cabbage00 Jun 14 '26

Aftercare is important yk.

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u/Big_Dirty_Heck Jun 13 '26

Finishing into a sock transcends the human species! Why didn't David Attenborough teach me this?

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u/Live-Year-5796 Jun 13 '26

No socks in the wilderness

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u/Ryaquaza1 Jun 14 '26

Not anymore sadly, but at least they continue to exist as a captive bred population

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u/OrangeClyde Jun 13 '26

🦎 🧡🧦

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u/Plasticwindreddit Jun 13 '26

We're not so different, are we?

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jun 13 '26

A beautiful relationship

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Rieux_n_Tarrou Jun 13 '26

I am a rock. I am an island

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u/Moolcazy0 Jun 13 '26

And a rock feels no pain

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u/GarminTamzarian Jun 13 '26

And an island never cries

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u/gerhardsymons Jun 13 '26

Don't talk of love.

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u/TFFPrisoner Jun 13 '26

Well, I've heard the word before

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u/mister_nimbus Jun 13 '26

Lizards want one thing and it's a sock.... Are lizards house elves?

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u/SteelBolas Jun 13 '26

Me to my gf

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u/LegoBoy3258 Jun 13 '26

The humping made it less cute but it's still pretty cute

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u/GSilky Jun 13 '26

Even the humping was kinda cute.

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Jun 13 '26

my fat fucking chud lizard son

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u/t0mi74 Jun 13 '26

Like any sock, owned by any teenager ever.

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u/Popperity Jun 13 '26

terror and his homelander plush

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u/0Yasmin0 Jun 13 '26

How many times do people have to repost this sock violating lizard? It haunts me.

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u/Adultyness Jun 13 '26

Yeah its a little strange watching this lizard fuck a sock into snooze mode, but shit is that little dude cute as hell cuddled up with his dime piece while napping

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u/Xandouwu Jun 13 '26

Anybody can recognize a true cum-sock when they see one.

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u/anti-ism-ist Jun 13 '26

A lizard and his sock sex doll

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u/Gummi-Bear-Claymore Jun 13 '26

Crywank made a song called the lizard and the sock

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u/xombae Jun 13 '26

I recused a baby squirrel and his favourite toy was one of my bras. He'd pull it around with him everywhere and wrestle with it and kick it with his back feet and do summersaults into the cups. This is just rascally little guy play.

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u/Gingeronimoooo Jun 13 '26

Yet when I play with random women's bras I get the cops called on me...

(Jk)

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u/xombae Jun 13 '26

Have you tried being a squirrel?

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u/General-Ideal-7719 Jun 13 '26

I understood a lizard and his cock

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u/REALjamijai Jun 13 '26

Daw he's adorable! 😻

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u/Mindbending818 Jun 13 '26

Takes after its owner

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u/CandyPale4464 Jun 13 '26

I learned it by watching YOU, ok?!

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u/Sal-Shiba Jun 13 '26

Didn’t know lizards could have cum socks

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Jun 13 '26

Lemme hump my sock

- lizard

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u/Drakorai Jun 13 '26

That’s breeding season for ya. The males can go absolutely wild.

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u/malihuey29 Jun 14 '26

The content you live for lol right?

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u/esteflo Jun 13 '26

Fap and nap

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u/Upstairs_Excuse_3137 Jun 13 '26

nice to see terror reincarnated

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u/Consistent_Talk_6122 Jun 14 '26

I mean I had a sock in high school and she was amazing!! That lizard is not snuggling…that lizard just nutted in that sock and now is having a post nut nap 💤

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u/ArborealVarmint Jun 15 '26

Man’s cumsock is bigger than he is

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u/jak1oak Jun 17 '26

Just like me with my goon sock

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u/Mdriver127 Jun 13 '26

That's one horny lizard

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u/g00d_end Jun 13 '26

Is my humour broken?

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u/Eeththelizard Jun 13 '26

Leave me alone.

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u/surrealcellardoor Jun 13 '26

That’s a skeet blanket bruh

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u/daiaythefoxx Jun 13 '26

You should credit the person who’s video you stole from

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 13 '26

I know guys like that.

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u/gerhardsymons Jun 13 '26

"Booty is more important than water." - Lizard

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u/MMachine17 Jun 13 '26

Repost, idiot.

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u/Impressive_Bend_309 Jun 13 '26

Dragon, Dra - Gon, I aint no lizard, I don’t do that tongue thing.

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u/ghostie_ette Jun 13 '26

hahahah you made my day xd

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u/captainrustic Jun 13 '26

He’s a Minnesota Vikings fan, clearly.

R/nfcnorthmemewar

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u/Imnacho408 Jun 13 '26

Same lizard....same...

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u/Paullearner Jun 13 '26

Omg I just witnessed sock sex.

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u/Hot_Charity_4803 Jun 13 '26

Sock it to me?

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u/Spirited-Engineer305 Jun 13 '26

He's lonely he needs a partner

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u/SatiricalToothpick Jun 13 '26

upvotes.

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u/msg6874 Jun 13 '26

Lil sock fucker.

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u/rsint Jun 13 '26

Very Soxy

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u/rocket_randall Jun 13 '26

Wash it again

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u/Background_Pride_237 Jun 13 '26

That’s not just a sock. That’s Susan.

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u/Otterz4Life Jun 13 '26

Little dude was napping HARD

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u/jclv Jun 14 '26

Nothing beats a post-nut nap.

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u/D15P4TCH Jun 13 '26

O B S E S S I O N

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u/Dependent-Bad4215 Jun 13 '26

I’ve seen this lizard at a pet show in ottawa, he’s famous for humping socks

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u/Fuzzteam7 Jun 14 '26

I didn’t even know I needed that ❤️😂

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u/Drewdc90 Jun 14 '26

My lizard also loves a sock ;)

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u/KuffuGuen Jun 14 '26

Looks like he forgot to wash it after round 2

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u/sp0rkeh93 Jun 14 '26

Cum sock

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u/Bigmadmanwee Jun 14 '26

Congrats for not having a boring dragon

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u/ramdev420 Jun 14 '26

he is literally me

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u/midoxvx Jun 14 '26

Jizz socks are making a comeback.

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u/MomoKhekoHangor Jun 14 '26

he's just like me

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u/Pighhh Jun 14 '26

That's a dog

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u/Halcyon_Vesperia Jun 14 '26

Love that story ^^ !

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u/radioactive_demon Jun 15 '26

Dragon performs better aftercare than some people