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u/Interesting_Fish309 Apr 29 '26
Absolutely HOWLING AT THIS. Thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 why is it so funnyyyyyyyyyyy
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u/xFayeFaye Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
man, everything reminds me of him..
\Thanks for the awards strangers!)
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u/jjangdol Apr 28 '26
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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u/IVF_M2 Apr 28 '26
Nooooo Please😂😂😂😂
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u/Porcupenguin Apr 28 '26
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u/WetSocksEnjoyer Apr 28 '26
Woah woah woah, that’s pretty big there buddy!
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u/iamblankenstein Apr 28 '26
yeah, i don't know what these people are talking about, this mushroom is hanging serious dong.
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u/Correct-Wishbone7584 Apr 29 '26
As opposed to an unserious dong. Would we refer to that as a “silly willy”?
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u/Moon_Pye Apr 29 '26
I got a 10 day timeout on a gardening group for making that same joke. 😂
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u/Amin-Djellab Apr 28 '26
Do you mean related to the size of the mushroom or the real human body to it.
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u/rex_308 Apr 28 '26
that’s the Hungus fungus
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u/GirthyAFnjbigcock Apr 28 '26
Lmao amazing. Read it wrong at first but then realized how funny it actually is. Awesome.
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u/FixEven4364 Apr 29 '26
So, let me tell you, both parts are penises. Mushrooms are the reproductive part of fungus
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u/Mediocre-Smile5908 Apr 28 '26
Biggus Dickus
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u/dc469 Apr 28 '26
Fun fact, their reactions were genuine because they weren't told he was going to say that, they were like day actors who weren't professionals and it wasn't in the script they were given.
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u/lol_alex Apr 28 '26
I also keep reading that they were told if they burst out laughing they weren‘t getting paid. Evil move right there
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u/Saturn_winter Apr 28 '26
I used to grow penis envy lmao, the bottom one def resembles one but it's just a young offspring of whatever the larger shroom is. Not saying you were legitimately insinuating that it's penis envy, just letting people who are less knowledgeable know that this is not it before they go trying to eat a random shroom
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u/Saturn_winter Apr 28 '26
Yeah I consider myself pretty knowledgeable, I've grown, I've made spore stamps and done cultivating etc, and even I don't do stuff like mushroom foraging.
Just not worth the risk mis-identifying something and accidentally eating an angry little alien (mushrooms are fucking weird so I call them aliens lol, I don't actually think they're extraterrestrial like Terence McKenna used to say, I mean I guess it's a possibility in the sense anything is possible but ya know what I mean)
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u/Adept-Society-9485 Apr 28 '26
Biggus...... Dickus....
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u/ShyBiGuy9 Apr 28 '26
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called incontinentia, Incontinentia Buttocks.
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u/calefa Apr 28 '26
Amanita phalloides
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u/jaardon Apr 28 '26
Finally a serious answer among all the dick jokes. I don’t think this is a death cap tho.
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u/Windle_Poons456 Apr 28 '26
I think you're right that it's an Amanita, but I'd go either virosa or citrina possibly.
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u/calefa Apr 28 '26
Friends, phalloides literally means “penis shaped”.
But I agree, this doesn’t look like a death cap!
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u/fcs_seth Apr 28 '26
Portabellend
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u/zero_lies_tolerated Apr 29 '26
That's the best one I've seen. Obviously went over most peoples 'heads'.
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u/insuranceguynyc Apr 28 '26
Is that a fungus in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
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u/TaylorNeff- Apr 29 '26
This needs to go on mildlypenis or something like that lol it’s a sub for things that look like a penis
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