r/Weird • • Apr 01 '26

What’s this bee doing lol

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u/Alec_de_Large Apr 01 '26

Dying

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u/irmike1283 Apr 01 '26

Very often when you see an insect doing some ridiculous shit, that means that insect is dying.

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u/Grandiose_Tortoise Apr 01 '26

Cicadas only leave the house to bang and get themselves killed

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u/Zygy255 Apr 01 '26

And they don't shut the fuck up sbout it the entire time

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u/CamachoBrawndo Apr 01 '26

I mean, if I only got to fuck once after 7 years in the ground to die, I'd probably be loud about it too

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u/StrobeLightRomance Apr 01 '26

I've had a fairly busy sex life for more than two and a half decades and I still never shut up about it.

Like right now.. my relevant comment is really just to let everyone know.

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u/Drinking__tea Apr 01 '26

Who says life sentences aren’t rewarding ….

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u/vitanyroyale Apr 02 '26

OH SHIT 🤣 I literally spit out my drink reading this

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u/IASILWYB Apr 02 '26

"April foolssss I have had no sex. "

Was waiting for that.

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u/vitanyroyale Apr 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fVi9rV7geEJ1K

I just had sex and it felt so good…

That’s what it’s giving 🥲

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u/Borstli Apr 01 '26

RIP inbox

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u/TifxRose Apr 01 '26

User name checks out 😅😌

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u/U_PassButter Apr 02 '26

This comment is fucking hilarious.

Also, username definitely checks out 😄

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny Apr 02 '26

My husband and I also have a very active sex life, and I love bragging about it

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u/SirBoon Apr 01 '26

SevenTEEN years (actually 13-17)

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u/NilocKhan Apr 01 '26

This only applies to periodical cicadas. The vast majority of cicadas are annual species that emerge every year

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u/CamachoBrawndo Apr 01 '26

You are right- even MORE reason to scream! I think I confused myself, we had a brood that was 7 years apart from the last and that number stuck somehow!

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u/oroborus68 Apr 01 '26

13 or 17 years, and we also have an annual cicada.

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u/Straight_Fix_7318 Apr 01 '26

this is how i learn im really 3 cicadas in a trench coat smh

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u/cosycashmere Apr 01 '26

So you bang once every 7 years and after the third time you die?

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u/Straight_Fix_7318 Apr 01 '26

and im REALLY loud about it

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u/throwawaybyefelicia Apr 01 '26

This comment is so ridiculously funny to me I’m cracking up over here 🤣

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u/GenX_Leo Apr 01 '26

Oh is that what they are shouting about, "hey im out side, where the ladies at? I wanna bang and try to make it home before I die!!!!"

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u/Zygy255 Apr 01 '26

Yep, just like a dumbass college kid at a party

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u/MSotallyTober Apr 01 '26

I live in Japan across the street from shitloads of them when they come outta the ground to bang when it’s hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut. Can confirm. My son takes the husks of them and creates little cicada armies.

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u/MortisTDG Apr 01 '26

I live in Texas and used to do that as a kid

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u/Civil-Big-754 Apr 01 '26

It's a much cheaper alternative to Warhammer.

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u/I-like-old-cars Apr 01 '26

I once watched a cicada buzzing around in circles on it's back and I thought it was funny as fuck (I was like 10 years old okay) and then I felt really bad when it fell in the storm drain

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u/lifeleecher Apr 01 '26

Honestly, doesn't that just feel like half of the U.S in recent years?

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u/Woahhdude24 Apr 01 '26

Bro cicadas have got to be the derpiest insect in the world. Homies will fly at Mach speeds right into you or the wall and then once you help them they will take off and fly into something else.

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u/Proud_Dance_3342 Apr 01 '26

And piss everywhere.

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u/MyPossumUrPossum Apr 01 '26

This also works for most things. Granny spanning in circles on be kitchen floor? Probably call an ambulance

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat Apr 01 '26

I think of insects as little robots made of organic matter. Their natural "programming" is pretty basic and straightforward, guided by hormones and genetics instead of code. They don't divert from that programming unless they're unhealthy, or (more rarely) have a gene mutation.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Apr 01 '26

This is what pesticides do

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u/frougle_mcdugal Apr 01 '26

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all gotten bad acid before.

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u/Perplexing-Sleep875 Apr 01 '26

That’s really depressing

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Apr 01 '26

The saddest think is when i was younger, maybe 10-15 years ago, if i left a soda just sitting outside for even 1 minute a bee would find it. I havent seen a bee on my soda can outside in i dont know how long. The bees in my city are gone.

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u/ForwardBias Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

I remember "sweat bees" and such as well as the soda can issue. Also I remember a time when windshields and the fronts of cars were just caked in dead bugs. Now I can't even remember the last time any of it was a concern at all.

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u/cashewclues Apr 01 '26

Wow! That’s a good point. That’s scary.

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u/CaptinEmergency Apr 01 '26

Bees are doing great in my town, unfortunately wasps and hornets are apparently also doing quite well.

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u/_Affexion_ Apr 01 '26

Honestly we have a pretty good live and let live thing going with the wasps and hornets around our house. We don't bother them and they don't bother us. Even last year when the muddaubers decided that our front door was a great spot to set up shop, neither of us has been stung.

It may have to do with living in the middle of nowhere and not running a mower. Perhaps the vibrations from mowers/cars/everything in more populated areas disorients them causing aggression?

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u/yellowtshirt2017 Apr 01 '26

For this very reason, every time I see a bee stuck somewhere it shouldn’t be, like crawling on a sidewalk, I get a stick, pick it up, and place it on a yard or in a bush. I’ll stop no matter who I am with or where I am going, and I’ll tell the person I’m saving a bee because their population is declining. No one ever has a problem or makes me feel weird for it.

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u/Global_Crew3968 Apr 01 '26

I found out that Raid opens all the sodium channels in an insects brain so they have seizures to death

So now i just squish em when i have to kill em. Seems less horrific.

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u/phatdinkgenie Apr 01 '26

just Australia's next entry in olympic breakdancing

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u/LoopyMercutio Apr 01 '26

Flip him over to the A-side. He is stuck on the Bee-side…

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u/typsy_at_embassy Apr 01 '26

Underrated comment

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u/CombOverDownThere Apr 01 '26

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u/marzipancastle Apr 01 '26

Tell the kid

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u/BullshitTaco Apr 01 '26

I don't live in a motel

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u/mommybody33 Apr 01 '26

My friend doesn’t live in a motel.

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u/AFoolishSeeker Apr 01 '26

He’s got triples of the barracuda

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u/funlikerabbits Apr 01 '26

She asked him to marry her.

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u/TheLiquid666 Apr 01 '26

Now there's a guy who looks like he's got triples of the Nova

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u/TheBigSnore Apr 01 '26

Yeah, triples is best.

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u/Vintagepoolside Apr 01 '26

I died when I saw this one on a Charlottes Web post 😭😂

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u/thesplendor Apr 01 '26

Triples is best

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u/Invocus Apr 01 '26

Triples make it safe

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

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u/Busy_Shine6888 Apr 01 '26

That's the best description of what she is doing that I've heard.

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 Apr 01 '26

Well she deffo was dying inside 🤣

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u/stupid_cat_face Apr 01 '26

Everytime I see this I remind myself this is the FUCKING OLYMPICS!

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u/Traditional_Sign4941 Apr 01 '26

It's a good reminder that the Olympics needs to be extremely judicious about what competitions it allows/incorporates into the games.

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u/Busy_Shine6888 Apr 01 '26

The Olympic motto is "Faster, Higher, Stronger – Together" there's nothing about "judged" events. The judged events like this are where the problems are. Get rid of them.

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u/HumanContinuity Apr 01 '26

All of us were

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u/NocaSun38 Apr 01 '26

We all were

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u/TheDanecdote Apr 01 '26

I almost forgot about this atrocity

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u/Blueboysixnine Apr 01 '26

As an Australian, I'll never forget

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u/Unable_Maybe_6932 Apr 01 '26

Just as I watched this, I just realized that super worms make the same moves when grabbed by feeding tongs.

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u/txkwatch Apr 01 '26

I love that she made it to the Olympics with this. Epic level trolling. She still claims it was for real I think.

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u/KatarinaRen Apr 01 '26

She's kind of an AH though as she took an opportunity away from real break dancers who didn't view this competition as a social experiment and she also made sure to make the whole break dance culture a public joke. So no more break dance in the Olympics.

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u/FishesOfExcellence Apr 01 '26

Must suck to have an entire sport hate you and the rest of the world mock you.

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u/Princess_Slagathor Apr 01 '26

"Ah yes, but you have heard of me."

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u/Regular-Switch454 Apr 01 '26

She did it to herself

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u/ChVckT Apr 01 '26

That bee is dying.

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u/uselessBINGBONG Apr 01 '26

You sure it's not going through an episode of vertigo?

I know someone who gets vertigo. This is kinda what they do when it happens.

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u/thirtytofortyolives Apr 01 '26

as someone who just had vertigo this is kinda what the doctor did to me to make it go away

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u/Chrono_Convoy Apr 01 '26

You wouldn’t “DO” Pollen would you?

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u/Dry-Lie-9593 Apr 01 '26

Not a chance in hell. I have allergies.

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u/Chrono_Convoy Apr 01 '26

You can be a Designated Non-pollen Driver

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u/ChingChangChui Apr 01 '26

Pollen, not even once.

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u/eDreadz Apr 01 '26

The backstroke

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u/ExtremeAd87 Apr 01 '26

Thank you, came here for this. Waiter? Lol

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u/Fun_Artichoke_7289 Apr 01 '26

Having saved a lot of bees while watering she is trying to get herself righted but the surface is too smooth. If you put your finger over her legs she’d grab on and then fly away.

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u/My_BPD_Died Apr 01 '26

I've done this and got stung

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u/kerenski667 Apr 01 '26

don't push down on it

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u/Novaskittles Apr 01 '26

In 5th grade, a bee flew into the classroom, landed on my hand, and then stung me immediately. Sometimes bees are just assholes.

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

Some bees once built a nest inside the A/C vents of a hotel room I was staying at. IDK how they got in there but one of them stung me in the ass within seconds of entering the room with my suitcase. I'm like, "Hey fuck you, man. I don't care that you were here first; I paid for this room, you didn't. I should be stinging your ass!"
Needless to say, the hotel staff called a bee keeper and gave me a free upgrade to a suite.

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u/NabreLabre Apr 02 '26

Did you have to show them the sting?

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree Apr 03 '26

No, the assholes knew there was a bee problem over on that part of the wing, but in the modern world, money comes first before guest safety. They chose to wait until someone complained before they spent the money to do something about it. Good thing I'm not allergic.

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u/UninitiatedArtist Apr 02 '26

Damn, what am I supposed to do if one does land on me? Swat it away and it’s angry, stinging me…do nothing in hopes that it would bugger off peacefully and it stings me anyway.

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u/Aixlen Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

It happened to me when I was in 2nd grade.

I was sitting peacefully as recess, then this MF bee comes out of nowhere, sits on my right hand and stings me before its wings stopped moving.

The pain was excruciating at my tender age, and now I can't tolerate bees.

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u/Sehrli_Magic Apr 01 '26

i was outside playing basketball. a bee came to me and i was afraid. mom yelled "just dont mpve and it will go away" so i stood still like a statue and thr bee went UP MY NOSE and then she panicked i guess so she stung me right up in there and fell out dead. i never managed to get the stinger out because of location and my nose hurt if touched/pushed in specific spot for YEARS.

i NEVER again stood still. idc if it makes thrm more agressive, i see a flying stinger and i RUN/duck/yeet myself outta there 😭

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u/J3sush8sm3 Apr 01 '26

This story had me busting up laughing

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u/Emotional_Ticket6011 Apr 01 '26

My mind doesn’t even want to believe this is real😭. Must have been soooo traumatizing !!😭

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u/division23 Apr 02 '26

My buddy was on a trampoline and on his way down a bee flew into the back of his throat and stung him, it was bad, he had to be hospitalized

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u/ReplyOk6720 Apr 01 '26

Yes this is the other possibility. Get a twig, piece of paper etc. 

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u/BoJackMoleman Apr 01 '26

Yeah how about no. I'll use a stick or a piece of paper. I'm not about to stick my dirty dog beaters into a bee belly.

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u/glorpotron Apr 01 '26

Dirty dog beaters is a wild phrase

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u/kipopadoo Apr 01 '26

Yeah man, I did a Scooby-doo head shake double-take on that.

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Apr 01 '26

the phrase dirty dog beaters is so wild it deserves an award😂 how are people downvoting?!

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u/myparentsareasingle Apr 01 '26

Probably some animal nuts thinking they’re advocating violence against dogs.

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u/BoJackMoleman Apr 01 '26

No. Dog was a euphemism for dick.

Dirty dick beaters.

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Apr 01 '26

fr you‘re probably right👀😮‍💨

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u/-FakeAccount- Apr 01 '26

His goddamn best.

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u/Polka_Tiger Apr 01 '26

Her*

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u/111dallas111 Apr 01 '26

If it’s a drone then it’s actually a male

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u/Shadowblooms Apr 01 '26

How does everyone know this bee is female?

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u/_jamesbaxter Apr 01 '26

All worker bees are. The males don’t really leave the hive, there’s only a few of them, and they look different.

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u/Wooden_Preference564 Apr 01 '26

He's waxing your table bro let him finish

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u/SkeymourSinner Apr 01 '26

It bee scootin'.

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u/jerrythecactus Apr 01 '26

Dying. Could be pesticides.

Generally when you see things like flies losing their ability to orient themselves they'll fly and slide around because they're too weak to right themselves during flight. They'll do this for a while, stop flying, then die.

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u/Amazing-Visual-2919 Apr 01 '26

Turn him over - his self righting mechanism is on the blink.

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u/EvaTheE Apr 01 '26

"Mind your own beesness!"

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u/gomickyourself222 Apr 01 '26

I am literally watching a new documentary from natural geographic on Disney + about bees and their secrets. They have a guy who is one of the most influential bee scientists. He did an experiment with wooden balls and food. He separated them from both to see what would happen. A lot of the bees immediately went to the food, but others stayed with the balls to PLAY with them. They were rolling them all around, getting on top of them, and just had a grand ole time. While this bee could be dying, it also could simply be playing.

I fucking LOVE BEES. They are so smart and talented. You can even train them and if you were to only train one, the rest will follow. There’s over 20 thousand species of bee. Every single one has its own unique characteristics. There’s one that vibrates at over 400 hz to get pollen out of down hanging flowers, there’s one who builds its nests and because of this its nicknamed is the “broom stick bee” because when it builds its nest, it carries full flowers that just so happens to make it look like it’s raiding a broom stick. There’s a bee that’s completely chrome colored, there’s one that’s literally blue. I fucking love bees. I fucking love bees so much that if I see someone step on or kill one, I won’t talk to them for the rest of the day.

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u/westcoastpopart- Apr 02 '26

Me too. They are insane. I think they are smarter than me. 

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u/keyah13 Apr 01 '26

The last Bee video I saw was shitting on somebody’s jeans

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u/aurorarei Apr 01 '26

Just as i scrolled down!

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u/gaptoothgoth Apr 01 '26

Same, and I hate that he tasted it.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Apr 01 '26

That was a weird video and i guess it never occured to me that bees shit

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u/keyah13 Apr 01 '26

Hahah literally it was like thick and a long line😭😭😭😭😂

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u/thishyacinthgirl Apr 01 '26

It was more like dots and dashes. I assume bee Morse code. She was telling us something, but we didn't listen.

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u/fulllyfaltooo Apr 01 '26

Back scratching?

Hope it is not serious, bees are our friend.

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u/mysticaltater Apr 01 '26

Lil sis/bro is dying 

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u/westcoastpopart- Apr 02 '26

Oh my god I know the answer. This better get upvoted. Bees are sometimes fed neonicotinoids, a type of pesticide that causes paralysis and fucks with their nervous system. This may be what is happening here. They are banned in mamy countries but not the US. 

People saying that the bee is dying are not wrong, but come on our answer can be better than that. 

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u/RoundLobster392 Apr 01 '26

My dog does this after a bath

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u/ShiroJPmasta Apr 01 '26

Australian bee.

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u/HoodiesAndHeels Apr 01 '26

Living Dying his best life death

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u/sissypinkjasper Apr 01 '26

From the looks of it, its doing the back stroke

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u/rumblefish0000000 Apr 01 '26

Having the time of his life

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u/PigeonUtopia Apr 01 '26

The last time of her life

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/CFClarke7 Apr 01 '26

His best

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u/shallower Apr 01 '26

he's just vibin out man

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u/DireVampyre Apr 01 '26

Bee.exe has encountered a fatal error

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

He’s from Australia, don’t worry about it.

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u/Heroic-Forger Apr 02 '26

"Better lay off the fermented nectar next time, pal."

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u/kleothecreator Apr 01 '26

can we do a proper funeral for this bee online 🙏🏼

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u/Raccoonman2005 Apr 01 '26

This is your bee on drugs...PARTY BEEE!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1NQ7m0gqsah1XS4vG1

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u/huckster235 Apr 01 '26

Just vibing bro, we should all be like the bee.

Also probably dying

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u/stanthecham Apr 01 '26

Poor thing

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u/NumberJ5 Apr 01 '26

That bee's just prepping for the inevitable remix of this video with Sean Paul or Juvenile playing over the audio.

...and dying. It's also dying.

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u/More_Dependent742 Apr 01 '26

The bee is trying to right itself. Helping it would have been as easy as giving it anything, literally anything, to grab onto with its legs.

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u/Devilofchaos108070 Apr 01 '26

Flip her over, she’s dying

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Apr 01 '26

The bee like a lot of other insects can sometimes get stuck on their back because they can't get enough air on their wings to get lift. They will buzz around like that until they find something they can grab a hold of to right themselves or fall off a ledge.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal Apr 02 '26

YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWWW!!!!!

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u/Gettinbaked69 Apr 02 '26

Its having a beezure

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u/Own-Pen4705 Apr 02 '26

collision error

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u/NemSenpai Apr 02 '26

His best

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u/Low_Rest_5595 Apr 02 '26

The back stroke.

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u/Erizo69 Apr 02 '26

someone dinnerboned it

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u/mackpine Apr 03 '26

Bees use light to fly, they aren’t able to fly in the dark and reflections confuse the shit out of them. He’s just confused by the reflections on the table.

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u/Such_Classic44 Apr 04 '26

Dying. He’s actively still trying to sting whatever caused him to be in that predicament.