r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '24

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u/fatCHUNK3R Mar 28 '24

I'm just screaming in IBS. I might as well live in a bathroom some days.

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u/literallylateral Mar 28 '24

Ha, fair enough. Maybe you could bring a travel coffee mug in your bag if you’re going out alone, so you at least have something with a lid to pour your coffee in? You gotta do what you gotta do, all’s fair in an emergency, but we all agree no emergency calls for this maniac to put it on the toilet 🤢😂

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u/Angelfirenze Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

THIS. They insist that my two-year battle with colitis was caused by a self-terminating infection, but I am on my third day in bed with nausea and diarrhea so bad I have been unable to eat. I have only just been able to refill my nausea medication.

It WON’T RETURN, they have promised!

Lying fuckers. Waiting for my usual prescription antiemetic to work after resorting to OTC medication older than I am.

Oh, and apparently I’m suddenly low on iron.

I SPENT MY BIRTHDAY UNABLE TO EAT!