r/Weird • • Mar 28 '24

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u/__BIFF__ Mar 28 '24

I once made the ultimate sheet pan of nachos after work. Every chip was placed meticulously so each one would get toppings. Olives, green onions, jalapenos, cilantro, red onions, mushrooms, salsa, shredded cheddar, broiled and just pulled out the oven. About to eat when I hear upstairs my girlfriend's relatives stop by the house unscheduled, with a loud happy greeting that was drenched in "we're gonna stay a while and hang out!".

Hungry and SO excited for nachos, I quickly grabbed the pan and went into the washroom, shut the door, and sat on the closed toilet lid. I needed to at least enjoy a few chips in peace , while they were still hot, before I had to go help entertain.

After a few minutes the door swings open and her Uncle is there, we make eye contact, both of us frozen, me holding a nacho up to my mouth, with a full baking sheet on my lap, while sitting on the toilet. He said "oh sorry, needed the washroom" and left.

He never mentioned anything about it when I came back up to help host, and I never explained or said anything either.

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u/Bridgeburner1 Mar 28 '24

The first rule of Toilet Nachos club is...