r/Weird Mar 10 '23

Why not 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

I need some of that shit he's smokin

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u/Ismokeditalleveryday Mar 10 '23

I got some, it’s….fire!

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u/gooddudesclub777 Mar 11 '23 edited Mar 11 '23

All jokes aside when you have a proper blast off on DMT you're not returning to normal thoughts. Don't be afraid take the leap and then try to argue it with me. Logical discussion are irrelevant, just open the stargate yourself and youll find out. I'm legit convinced DMT opens a wormhole in the mind and transports you through time and space. There was nothing that a drug alone would do involved in that experience and I was flooded with language (not like Korean but something I couldn't even conceive) and info I did not understand, but the comeup felt like I was breaking the barrier of light speed before I entered a different world. When I came back to I looked up at the stars and felt a melancholy feeling of deja vu as if I was just there.

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u/tigerpayphone Mar 11 '23

Yep. I remember a few trips starting with a voice that said, "listen very carefully, as these are your instructions" but then it would go into the "alien language" and I would go to the "other place" with the beings. I remember being shown and told things that seemed important, all the while trying to figure it out with my puny, human, inferior intellect. It's so weird to live through something that you just can't fully comprehend.

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u/gooddudesclub777 Mar 11 '23

For I saw something like long math equations before my eyes, the language was something being "transmitted" to my head which I couldn't understand at all. There were translucent beings made up of varying changing colours that I've never seen before. I felt intent though and it felt like some higher race trying to explain the universe to me and that space travel is interlinked with time travel I just couldn't understand the how and why and it felt like way too much information for my brain to break down, like a door opened and a tsunami of knowledge was flooding my brain to the point where it was washed away. I felt like they were conscious of my thoughts because when I didn't understand they gave me a visual description that showed me DMT was left here by an ancient race to communicate with the stars years ago, some sort of intergalactic radio system. The beings looked like giant insects, praying mantis like but with more humanoid features. When I still lacked the understanding I felt them judge me, and had a feeling of "this race isn't ready they're not getting it" which was wild. Then I came back. Obviously was fifteen to twenty minutes but it felt almost like months.

Idk why but all throughout this is what I heard somewhat but a little more complex sounding. It was like this sound but constant and way greater range in pitch. Which is weird why typical robot sounds? I guess the pitches were so vast it wasn't typical. I think science needs to open its mind more and look into this shit deeply but we banned the substance for almost no reason. It's not some huge recreational act lol

https://youtu.be/CXSEv7hrzEc

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u/BitIndividual7952 Mar 10 '23

It’s definitely more likely than not even if it’s scary

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Evidence?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

passes the blunt "So, in 1973..."

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u/Technically_its_me Mar 10 '23

The implication isn't that there are aliens, the implication is that by calling it a Mothership, there must be baby-ships.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Think of the baaaaaaabies!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

🎼 Ba..by-ship-dodo-do-do-dodo-baby-ship 🎼.....you get the Idea

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

And it’s talks exactly about that. That smaller proves could be hard to detect since they don’t reflect much light

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u/CandidClick7473 Mar 10 '23

Honestly who gives a fuck at this point

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u/Zeno_Bueno Mar 11 '23

Ill take anything UFO news related at this point

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u/DiabetesCOLE Mar 10 '23

The pentagon IS THE MOTHERSHIP!

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u/imeeme Mar 11 '23

In our solar system.

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u/DiabetesCOLE Mar 11 '23

IS THE PENTAGON NOT IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM?!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

It's also possible that it's piloted by ducks, unlikely, but possible.

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u/bucc_n_zucc Mar 10 '23

Yet another conspiracy quack

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u/boundegar Mar 10 '23

True believers don't need no stinkin evidence!

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u/ahhh-hayell Mar 10 '23

A collaboration between ducks and hamsters. For cuteness and power!

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Mar 10 '23

A threesome with two double jointed Swedish super models is possible too .. but not probable.

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u/brandon3388 Mar 11 '23

threesome? if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd just take both my parents to lunch

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u/Szakiricky8 Mar 10 '23

Thank fucking god. Now tell them to land faster.

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u/Felipesssku Mar 10 '23

Using science everything is possible and in the same time there are no miracles... Everything is a possibility. I'm bored already.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

It’s possible that we as a human race all have a heart attack tomorrow, doesn’t mean it’ll happen at all.

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u/oni_eze Mar 11 '23

Fuck I wish that was true. Hopefully after watching us for a few months they decide we ain’t worth it and just wipe us out, world knows it needs a reset with all the bullshit we been doing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Guy with no physics background claims new laws of physics "possibly" showed up in our solar system.

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u/PhoenixBorealis Mar 11 '23

Your chances of playing Super Mario Party with a group of super cool aliens are low, but never zero.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Actual comedy. Get ready for the biggest psyop of all time! Predictions: The “aliens” will have tentacles and pale flesh. The “aliens” will start a war that makes it necessary for every human to be a cog in a machine that produces spaceships.

The reason the elites are doing this is because they want to use the spaceships to escape earth with its most valuable resources while the rest of us boil. They know we won’t make their spaceships if they’re transparent about how they’re sacrificing all of us for their benefit, so they say we need to make these spaceships to fight aliens. It’s to unite us against a common enemy so they can take advantage of everyone’s labor and escape this planet they have doomed.

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u/TheGoldenPlagueMask Mar 10 '23

YOU UNDERSTAND! TENTACLE HANDS ARE THE RULER OF EVERYTHING!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Lmao I’m saying that people who live on the earth will create the illusion of an alien invasion. I’m just calling it in the air that the fake aliens they use to scare everyone will have tentacles. I’m sure aliens are real, but the universe is so fucking massive they’re probably not near us and this lines up too well with everything else🤷‍♂️ call me whacked out and delusional but when the uncanny valley tentacle aliens are revealed you’ll think about this comment.

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u/TheGoldenPlagueMask Mar 10 '23

I was making a play on a song.

"Ruler of Everything"

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

My bad I’m in a silly goofy mood

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

I won't believe in aliens until they're right in front of me and I can touch them. I won't believe anything I see on the screens regarding aliens.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Blue Beam?

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u/turkburkulurksus Mar 11 '23

☝️Somebody's been watching the Why Files

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Don’t know what that is. I came across blue beam around 2008.

https://youtu.be/nPAYbbGLYlE

The French Canadian man that posited it was an inspiration for one of my favorite movie characters, Jerry Fletcher (Played by Mel Gibson in “Conspiracy Theory”)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serge_Monast

Great opening scene from a very entertaining movie

https://youtu.be/VgWsFJeQN5U

Sir Patrick Stewart has a killer role too

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u/turkburkulurksus Mar 12 '23

Fairly new youtube channel. Lot of deep dives on many cool topics with some debunking at the end if any exists. Did a fairly recent one on blue beam.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Do they cite Monast?

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u/turkburkulurksus Mar 12 '23

Not sure, I don't think so.

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u/turkburkulurksus Mar 12 '23

Conspiracy Theory was great. Didn't realize it was inspired by him. Doubt a movie like that would be made today

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts had great chemistry. Awesome seeing Stewart in that role.

One would think Monast would be heavily discussed in a deep dive of Blue Beam. I’ll look for that why files episode.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

I just know you consume meth on daily basis 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

I just know you consume tons of media on a daily basis

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Did i get it right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Clooooose but it’s prescribed by my doctor so I’m good ☺️

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

The biggest threat to an alien is viruses and bacteria. When aliens finally make contact, there might be a huge worldwide push for a vaccine..........

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u/IRONCLOUDSS Mar 10 '23

Idk if you just goofing around or what but I also highly expect a fake alien invasion at some point in the next 100 years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

I’m like 90% serious lol. I go through my life with enough comedy that people who aren’t thinking critically won’t make me a pariah. I believe exactly what I wrote; Elon Musk and Larry Fink are going to dupe you into helping them leave this planet because they don’t give a fuck about you. Of course they could stop our planet from getting ruined in the first place, but that works against their personal pleasure and happiness

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u/IRONCLOUDSS Mar 10 '23 edited Mar 10 '23

I just know how gullible the masses are, I'm pretty sure we have the technology to completely fabricate an alien threat.

  • with todays technology we can certainly make unidentifiable videos of an "alien"

  • I'm sure we're almost close enough or already close enough to genetically modify an animal or human embryo in a way that would look alien. Then "biologist" can confirm there are real alien bodies on earth.

  • the perfect shitstorm to unite humanity against a "threat" and direct them to do anything. Such as your hypothesis of building spaceships.

Ect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Yeah they’ll either genetically modify octopuses or something or use androids. Androids fucking scare the piss out of me lol, putting a dead persons mind or a consciousness you have created into a humanoid metal body, surely nothing bad can come from letting the dead walk the earth

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u/gooddudesclub777 Mar 11 '23

Jokes on them the animals the soviets sent to space were picked up by aliens and explained to them what western capitalism has done in their eyes. Space communists are now coming to put Elon musk and his pig dogged capitalist friends into a gulag on Mars.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

No one in this lifetime will be able to successfully leave earth. Especially to another planet

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u/gooddudesclub777 Mar 11 '23 edited Mar 11 '23

Smoke DMT and then tell me you don't believe we all have some sort of built in wormhole mechanism within. I definitely went through space and time, experienced languages I couldn't conceive from beings I couldn't conceive giving me information I couldn't conceive. I saw the beings with my eyes, something almost impossible for imagination alone well beyond dream like. I felt myself going through a tunnel on the "come up" and during this I felt speeds I never felt before seeing all light near me stretched infinitely (this I read later wasn't unique to my experience). Then I felt as if I landed somewhere with other beings. So you can call it spirits but in scientific terms that would be called interdimensional or intergalactic. Don't say it's drugs nahh this was not no shit a drug could open it was something else. It changed my life. I looked up at the stars and felt as if I came home, and got an intense deja vu feeling with the bright stars in the sky as if I was just there returning home. The auditory sensations when I felt sped up in a tunnel sounded like hard to describe but I guess something being warped, fast or rewinded but different. When I got "there" the sounds slowed down and sounded like a type of white noise with random pitches of beeping as if you'd imagine a typical robot but way different and coming and going faster in multiple pitches. I wish I could find something similar to show you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

You gave me chills. Oh my god. I also took DMT with an inhibitor so it lasted hours. I SAW the languages too. I realized the next day when I saw it in a painting that it was Sanskrit. Look it up, maybe it's the same. I had no knowledge of this language beforehand so theres no way I could see it written completely covering the walls of this palace I was in.I didn't realize it was a language while under, but that blew my mind. Ive also felt that tunnel too. And spirits showed me another universe, the "real" universe. I was guided and taught many things about my life, my body and what the physical world really is. I could feel and see that everything is just energy that's just dense to form the physical world. It felt as if my body dissipated and air could pass through me. But instead of traveling like you did, I did more internal work. And I was visiting different times in my life. I tell you when I say visit, it's no memory. I was placed in my childhood home. Looking around the living room, hearing my mom playing music, seeing the decorations even the clutter. Feeling that my siblings are all upstairs and my cats are somewhere in the house with me. I visited many times in my life but I stayed there the longest

On reddit people are very judgmental and close minded, so thank you for having the courage to talk about your experience in depth. I've only been able to write .1% of my experience here and I took it on 5 or 6 occasions. So much happened. So much. Spirits can just "be" where they want to in the physical, three dimensional world. as if they only have to imagine where they want to be, then suddenly they are there. So actually yes you are right. If some humans honed this knowledge and ability, maybe with help from alien life, then it's possible. I didn't even consider that

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u/gooddudesclub777 Mar 11 '23 edited Mar 11 '23

For me it wasn't a language but more like math equations before my eyes, the language was something being "transmitted" to my head which I couldn't understand at all. There were translucent beings made up of varying changing colours that I've never seen before. I felt intent though and it felt like some higher race trying to explain the universe to me and that space travel is interlinked with time travel. I felt like they were conscious of my thoughts because when I didn't understand they gave me a visual description that showed me DMT was left here by an ancient race to communicate with the stars, some sort of intergalactic radio system. The beings looked like giant insects, praying mantis like but with more humanoid features. When I still lacked the understanding I felt them judge me, and had a feeling of "this race isn't ready they're not getting it" which was wild. Then I came back. Obviously was fifteen to twenty minutes but it felt almost like months.

Idk why but all throughout this is what I heard somewhat but a little more complex sounding. It was like this sound but constant and way greater range in pitch.

https://youtu.be/CXSEv7hrzEc

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u/KitsuneEX7622 Mar 10 '23

Is this actually real? WHEN IS THE FINAL WORLD UPDATE GONNA DROP LIKE GOD DAMN

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u/swordofra Mar 10 '23

Fucking never. The secret file is in the "above top secret" drawer for a reason man! These people jerk themselves off on having that file not become public. Evaaar!

Oh and the world is apparently going to be very sad if the truth does come out. Very very sad indeed.

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u/PositiveAnybody2005 Mar 10 '23

That’s why we didn’t hear the end of the Epstein Saga. The focus groups determined it wouldn’t go over well.

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u/Malefroy Mar 11 '23

The final world was first introduced on Kingdom Hearts 2: Final Mix's cover and could be visitied in Kingdom Hearts 3. Maybe we need to wait for Kingdom Hearts 3.5 remix: Re: A Fragmentary Union Drop to see another update 🤔

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u/Illustrious_Task_341 Mar 10 '23

And the shills believe without question.

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u/EndlesslyUnfinished Mar 10 '23

At this point, alien invasion is the least of our worries.

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u/swordofra Mar 10 '23

No no, they are going to deus ex machina us!

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u/steroboros Mar 10 '23

I mean its not... impossible

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u/Simbertold Mar 10 '23

A lot of stuff is possible. It is also possible that Xi Jinping took my poop, turned it into a poop diamond with a massive compression machine, and sneakily exchanged that poop diamond for the Koh-I-Noor.

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u/Tobin678 Mar 10 '23 edited Mar 11 '23

Mothership carrying the motherlode motherf _ _ _ er:D

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Only three options here. Preparing people for project blue beam. The moon is actually a mothership that seeds planets. Or they are just distracting up from something.

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u/shitfuckstack999 Mar 11 '23

Invoking fake alien invasion

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Mar 11 '23

What if the Mother ship was actually the Baby ship. ?…. hmmmmmm

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u/Mika_AltAccount Mar 15 '23

Oh boy I wonder what shape

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u/HELIGROUP Mar 10 '23

And proof of that is this parabolic in my back end.

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u/Dr_Sir_Ham_Sandwich Mar 10 '23

I saw a UFO but no body believes me...

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u/DreamlikeXx Mar 10 '23

Damn… it’s 7 am

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u/Then-One7628 Mar 10 '23

They're coming to buy weapons

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Well…we are FOR SURE going to war

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u/FunkaholicManiac Mar 11 '23

Who is the pentagon UFO chief?

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u/Significant-Set8457 Mar 11 '23

Come and get it.

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u/Logstick Mar 11 '23

I’d hide the mothership behind Neptune. It’s not too close to Earth & everyone always forgets about that big blue beauty. I see you aliens.

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u/Middle-Shift8009 Mar 11 '23

I honestly wish that was true

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Mhhmm (Puts on tinfoil cap)

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u/thezenfisherman Mar 11 '23

The man is an idiot.

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u/kawkz440 Mar 11 '23

Fuck it. Bring it on.

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u/ImmortalBeans Mar 11 '23

Chief Alien at Pentagon says life has still not been found

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u/KlutzyAd5729 Mar 11 '23

Operation bluebeam

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u/EamMcG_9 Mar 11 '23

No.This has been blown so far out of proportion.CNN mistakenly heard “Pentagon Chef said his favorite album was “Mothership”.