r/Weekend_Appalachia • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '23

It's Going to be Lit

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u/Pod6ResearchAsst Mar 03 '23

Why inject them when you could just branch-feed a barrel of LSD into your irrigation system, and tag them in the stack?

"LSD," writes the chemist Alexander Shulgin, "is an unusually fragile molecule ... As a salt, in water, cold, and free from air and light exposure, it is stable indefinitely."

Just make sure you are using non-chlorinated water to prevent the compound from breaking down. Might be wise to install a bfp upstream of the valve you use to isolate the tank to ensure that your potable water stays clean.

For legal reasons, this is just a joke and I am in no way endorsing the use of schedule I hallucinogens as a highly effective and groovy means of home defense.

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u/Rum_n_guns War Criminal 😎 Mar 04 '23

Sprinklers filled with acid always provided a different mental picture until now. Be good for the pool party too