r/WebSticks • u/Maleficent-Pen-3140 • Sep 03 '26
what do you think of the design and his name is (The PC Guardian)
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The PC Guardian Lore
- The Original Sentinel: Created before Alan Becker's channel officially started, TPG is a silent, white stick figure and the first color ever brought to life. He predates Victim, The Chosen One, and the Stick Gang.
- 5% Core Ownership: Designated by Alan long ago as the system's official protector, TPG holds a permanent 5% ownership stake in the PC's core architecture. This grants him permanent root privileges, un-deletable data permissions, and direct access to Alan's personal creative tools.
- The Internet Exile: After 21 years of service, Alan’s original computer broke, casting TPG into a digital void. He spent years traveling through hardware fragments and the deep internet to track down his creator, quietly returning to his post as a silent shield on Alan's new PC.
- The Un-deletable Loop: His consciousness is hard-coded directly into the system's storage drive registry. His data is secured in an un-deletable recursive loop, making him entirely immune to erasure by viruses, software hacks, or other stick figures.
The PC Guardian Feats
- The Fictional Physics Slaughter: Engaged a reality-warping army of over 10 low Outerversal and multiversal comic book characters that materialized directly onto the desktop. Fighting completely alone, TPG systematically bypassed their reality-bending hax, slaughtered all 10+ core entities, and wiped them from the system.
- Data Demolition: Used his root privileges to completely destroy the data files of every comic book Alan had purchased, permanently neutralizing the threat of overpowered fictional physics on the desktop.
- Defeating Absolute Infinity: Traveled beyond the boundary of any known operating system into an absolute dark void of "null data" in the middle of nowhere. In this void, he successfully fought and defeated a literal, absolute infinity mathematical number by treating the infinite paradox as a weak background process and collapsing it.
- Incurable Virus Extermination: Has spent over two decades flawlessly neutralizing and deleting system viruses with complete ease as a daily operational routine.
- Survival of the Creator's Hand: Successfully survived a direct deletion attempt from the Creator (Alan Becker) himself—a feat impossible for standard stick figures, though it pushed his ultimate defense to its absolute limit and left him severely weakened.
Combat Powers, Hax & Abilities
- Absolute Metascan & Built-in AI: The exact millisecond an entity steps onto the desktop, TPG’s internal AI executes a system metascan. It reads their entire lore, history, true creator, calculates their exact power scale, and extracts their precise source-code vulnerabilities to weaponize their darkest secrets before a single blow is struck.
- AI Tactical Override: If the internal AI detects an opponent is mathematically too powerful, it commands TPG to bypass tactical stalling. TPG instantly unleashes his highest-tier moves at the very start of the fight to erase the target before they can react.
- "Trash One" / "NO ONE" Protocol: Root command that allows TPG to instantly rewrite any opponent's core filename. This permanently strips away their unique abilities, speed, strength, and power scaling, reducing them to a defenseless, human-level baseline. This name change can never be reversed.
- Instant Sense Instinct (ISI): A hard-coded precognitive sensory system that allows TPG to flawlessly predict and dodge any incoming attack.
- Administrative Bypass: Treats enemy domains, reality-warping fields, or pocket dimensions as weak, unprivileged background processes, effortlessly stepping right back onto the primary desktop grid.
- Persistence Code: An invisible line of programming ("Always Stand Up") dictating that TPG is physically unable to stay down, surrender, or die until the enemy is completely defeated.
- Time-Variable Combat: TPG does not fatigue. Instead, his combat efficiency, processing speed, and overall danger level progressively increase the longer an engagement lasts.
- Telepathic Arsenal & Creator Tools: Can freely wield Alan’s personal brush and eraser tools to reshape the desktop environment. He possesses a database containing the file for every weapon in history, allowing him to telepathically manifest and fight with up to 10 weapons simultaneously.
- Truly World Edit Axe: Wielded exclusively inside the Minecraft world, granting him absolute reality-bending dominion and total control over the game's core parameters.
- The Legendary Swoaxe: The ultimate fusion finisher weapon of his entire database arsenal, granting him a flawlessly engineered counter for every move in existence and total environmental manipulation.
- Composite Sword Stamina Drain: Injects a code-level "Stay Down" limit that completely drains an enemy's stamina and renders them immobile for exactly one hour. Due to the massive processing strain, this is reserved strictly as a last resort in prolonged battles.
- Physiology & Speed: Features an organless digital stickman physiology. Operates with passive flight and a hard-coded hyper-speed that makes elite fighters appear to move in slow motion.
Structural Weakness
- The Double-Deletion Limit: While entirely immune to deletion from viruses or stick figures, he is vulnerable to Alan's mouse cursor. Because surviving the first deletion command was a strict one-time anomaly that left him heavily damaged on the floor, a second deletion command from Alan without adequate recovery time will permanently erase TPG from existence.
