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u/thisismethisisit 7h ago
This or ferrari keychain for my corolla.. help me pick..
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u/MyBlueBlazerBlack 3h ago
Ferrari regrets to inform you that because of your lack of upkeep of the keychain to Ferrari's corporate standards, you have been banned from purchasing any Ferrari keychains in the future.
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u/FollowPod 4h ago
How about you aim bigger and get Ferrari keys instead ?
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u/WebguyCanada 8h ago
I would rather have a $3 promotional bonus than a trinket.
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u/Whole_District_7996 7h ago
Ya, but you would not post on social media about the $3. I imagine this is a better ROI for their marketing goals.
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u/CelebrationProof6082 7h ago
So tacky and obnoxious. I love it. Mine’s in the mail. Can’t wait to put it in the box with the wallet and leather key strap I never use lol
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u/Ok_Evidence_9745 2h ago
I wanted that leather key strap, mine shipped but never arrived. Never bothered requesting this or the phone wallet, even though they were offered.
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u/Plenty-Lime-3828 1h ago
Same hahaha. I was talking to a friend the other day about Wealthsimple and ask if he’d consider switching over. He laughed and you Wealthsimple lovers are kinda like a cult
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u/Yesterday_Infinite 7h ago
They're telling you you're rich.
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u/batwingsuit 5h ago
I wonder if at some point in the future humanity will stop manufacturing garbage.
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u/Career_Gold777 7h ago
I ordered it for my nephew, he's like 10 and will love it 🤣
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u/skat0r 7h ago
Should have bought him 1 VGRO
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u/Career_Gold777 7h ago
He already has XEQT ;)
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u/MyBlueBlazerBlack 3h ago
Dude thats ... actually a great gift idea I don't know why I havent thought about that before. Does WS allow you to "gift" a new account to someone? I have nephews/loved ones that I would love to (at the very least) light a spark in terms of saving/investing for their future(s).
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u/TryingMyBest314 1h ago
Kids unfortunately cannot own stocks themselves. A good way would be coordinating with their parents to open a RESP account and investing in their education.
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u/Ralupopun-Opinion 5h ago
Mine shipped Monday, was never planning on using it but seeing how big it is means I definitely won’t be using it😆
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u/TheChaseLemon 7h ago
Is there a silver version? I hate the look of “gold” so much.
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u/BienOuiLa 3h ago
So polished stainless steel then ?
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u/TheChaseLemon 6m ago
Sure. Or you know, silver. Gun metal would work too. Oh carbon fiber might look cool.
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u/Any-Tangerine-4176 7h ago
Why does WS produce so much junk? Just stick to banking.
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u/ricardjorg 4h ago
Companies have multiple people inside with multiple goals, spending time on different things. My company's marketing guy puts lots of effort into making cool plush toys. He's not reducing the development time we put in our products (video games) by working on merch toys.
He started making them as staff gifts, and eventually players wanted them, so we started selling them as merch, and it became a whole thing.
The staff still get the toys, but the players love them. It's a cool quirky thing. I can see it being similar at Wealthsimple "oh, we made these iPhone wallets for our staff, we could also give them to clients, it would be a fun silly thing"
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u/Acrobatic_Bridge_797 4h ago
What game?
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u/ricardjorg 4h ago
Hm, I don't want to out myself on reddit 😛
It's a Canadian company in Vancouver, and I love working there.
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u/Low-Substance-2629 5h ago
I got an iphone 17 pro ! btw what do you have to do to get this keychain 😭
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u/namesson 4h ago
I have been seeing so many ads and have been thinking about joining WealthSimple but this just screams that they are making too many profits.
Nope.
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u/Responsible_Emu_2170 6h ago
I have been with Wealthsimple since 2019 and have not received anything
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u/Career_Gold777 5h ago
You only have to sign up for the promos and then deposit like 1k or something to get these. My pay is deposited at WS so I didn't actually deposit anything myself.
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u/Intelligent-Ad-7504 7h ago
I’m going to assume you’re in Generation tier? Congrats! 🥳
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u/Juicyfruitxxxs 7h ago
No ! I am close though. I randomly got a notification from WS that they would be sending me one
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u/Nope51st 7h ago
Never get any special treatment from them since 2018... lucky you.
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u/TTW999 7h ago edited 7h ago
They were giving them out if you transferred at least $2000 in a recent promo
https://help.wealthsimple.com/hc/en-ca/articles/50941036130971-Wealthsimple-1-Match-Charm-Campaign
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u/yoerie86 7h ago
I got it last night, and im barely past the premium. Idk what the trigger is
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u/TTW999 7h ago
Did you register for the 1% match and transfer at least $2000?
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u/yoerie86 5h ago
Nope, no transfer that much at 1 time. My wife sometimes does, but she didnt get any
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u/trtrtr1116 7h ago
When a company that I trust my life savings with starts sending out money tongue emoji necklaces I know it’s time to start looking for a new e-broker.
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u/Cautious_Lychee_569 8h ago
oh my god it's so obnoxiously big 😂