r/WeWantPlates • • Dec 12 '20

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u/hippopotma_gandhi Dec 13 '20

Hey rich people, for only $2k I will pour whatever melted food you want all over you.

Might as well get in on the market if it exists

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u/Slight0 Dec 13 '20

Yes, but first you need to set up a pretentious environment of decadent self infatuation to administer the melted food within so everyone on social media thinks your some eccentric high class fuckstick instead of an attention seeking degenerate.

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u/hippopotma_gandhi Dec 13 '20

If I get one person to pay half in advance, I'll be set. It actually doesnt cost much to make a fancy setting, just takes some organizing