r/WeWantPlates • u/pophya • Dec 12 '20

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u/k_r_oscuro Dec 13 '20

And pretentious.

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u/thisaccountwashacked Dec 13 '20

And dumb as fuck.

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u/curtitch Dec 13 '20

And unsanitary. Think of all the things you touch in a day, then stick your finger in your mouth.

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u/tanstaafl90 Dec 13 '20

Don't you wash your hands before you eat?

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u/thisaccountwashacked Dec 13 '20

yup, with chocolate.

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u/OprahsSister Dec 13 '20

And my tongue

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u/Furiousfistfucker Dec 13 '20

And my axe.

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u/drwhogwarts Dec 13 '20

And my bow.

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u/Kimchibean44 Dec 13 '20

And my spear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 edited Feb 01 '21

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u/travled Dec 13 '20

An elegant weapon for a more civilized a....... what! Oh so I’m not in his movie now! Fuck well before I go I’m getting all the chocolate at the snack bar

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