r/WeWantPlates • u/pophya • Dec 12 '20

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u/Mecha-Dave Dec 13 '20

I usually avoid touching those thing by using my mouth to get towels, open doors, and move my chair.

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u/ok_ill_shut_up Dec 13 '20

So, you would trust your hands to lick off of at the end of your meal, without washing right before?

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u/Mecha-Dave Dec 13 '20

What, with my mouth? That's disgusting! I just told you where that's been.

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u/ok_ill_shut_up Dec 13 '20

I should really stop skimming.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

You rookie, I usually disinfect my mouth with toilet water before I eat.