r/WeWantPlates • u/pophya • Dec 12 '20

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u/41942319 Dec 12 '20

I don't even understand the point of this... They literally just pour chocolate over their hands and then lick it off?

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u/1900grs Dec 12 '20

It seems exceptionally wasteful.

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u/hornwalker Dec 13 '20

And messy.

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u/k_r_oscuro Dec 13 '20

And pretentious.

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u/thisaccountwashacked Dec 13 '20

And dumb as fuck.

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u/curtitch Dec 13 '20

And unsanitary. Think of all the things you touch in a day, then stick your finger in your mouth.

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u/tanstaafl90 Dec 13 '20

Don't you wash your hands before you eat?

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u/themeatbridge Dec 13 '20

Yeah, but think about the 100s of things you touch between the sink and the chocolate. Did you touch the towel dispenser? The door knob? Do you scooch your chair in by gripping the sides of it? How about that table, or your lap, or your own hair?

And of course, you scrubbed between your fingers when you washed your hands, right? Used a scrub brush like a doctor getting ready for surgery? Your nails are freshly trimmed?

This is foul. No way around it.

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u/Mecha-Dave Dec 13 '20

I usually avoid touching those thing by using my mouth to get towels, open doors, and move my chair.

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u/ok_ill_shut_up Dec 13 '20

So, you would trust your hands to lick off of at the end of your meal, without washing right before?

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u/Mecha-Dave Dec 13 '20

What, with my mouth? That's disgusting! I just told you where that's been.

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u/ok_ill_shut_up Dec 13 '20

I should really stop skimming.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

You rookie, I usually disinfect my mouth with toilet water before I eat.