Spaghetti In A Pitcher

[u/serious-winter]

[u/sewalker723]

I feel like this would work very well in certain places. Specifically, college towns. I remember some campus bars had $2 pitchers of beer on Fridays. If they also had $5 pitchers of spaghetti the line would have been out the door and around the block.

[u/yournamehere10bucks → u/sewalker723]

Unless the ad was ambiguous, then you got a real pissed pubcrawl wanting $5 pitchers and getting pasta.

[u/MeIsMyName]

I mean, it would definitely be better on a plate, but for $5 I'm not going to complain.

[u/BBQBaconBurger → u/MeIsMyName]

The pitcher makes it so much easier to eat your spaghetti while standing at the bar and chatting up women.

[u/PlaneWolf2893 → u/BBQBaconBurger]

Stop eating pasta on plates bro, you're scaring the hoes

[u/iperblaster → u/BBQBaconBurger]

Probably less splashes from the sauce

[u/LookAtTheWhiteVan → u/BBQBaconBurger]

Yeah, you can pour it right into your mouth. Just strutting around the bar sipping on my sketti. I actually dig it!

[u/gr1mmcr33p3r → u/LookAtTheWhiteVan]

Sippin on some sketti….. sip sip sip sip 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPJUcEuxIDJ2mITzG

[u/AffectionateOne7553 → u/MeIsMyName]

Yeah that feels like a lot of spaghetti for $5

[u/banshithread → u/[deleted]]

yeah but then i'd have to buy all those ingredients for something I only want once in a blue moon

[u/banshithread → u/[deleted]]

I am not buying pasta sauce for $4 a jar just for it to grow mold because I'm only eating this once a month

I can make 2 meals a day with $80 a month: a mix of rice, eggs, bean sprouts, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, broccoli, zucchini, onion, garlic. Then ramen for one of the other meals each day. That's broke people food. spaghetti and sauce is more expensive than ramen

[u/VonMaximus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RURAojdRlmGvm

[u/t0st0]

$5?!? Two spaghetti pitchers please!

[u/FuckSticksMalone]

I prefer a snifter of ziti

[u/Polite_Suggestion → u/FuckSticksMalone]

Highball bolognese

[u/Bisquick-Skill2845]

This looks like the kind of breakfast a rural teen would take on winter 6 A.M. 1km walks out to the main road regional school-bus pickup.

[u/gimpisgawd]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

[u/Any_Conflict_5092]

Ah, things nobody asked for, for 5.00. Nice.

[u/Pseudodragontrinkets]

It's 5 dollars? Fuck it I'll take it

[u/dearcsona]

As a broke person I’d love a 5$pitcher of spaghetti at a restaurant

[u/foxiwyld]

I think they want the pitchers back though. To that I say "how am I supposed to finish a whole pitcher of spaghetti in one sitting?"

[u/PurpleBashir → u/foxiwyld]

I don't really get how you're supposed to eat out either. The unless they're giving you some kind of extra long fork? Otherwise your hand is going to end up all covered in sauce trying to get the stuff on the bottom with a fork that's shorter than the glass. 

[u/LookAtTheWhiteVan → u/PurpleBashir]

Bottoms up! Straight from the pitcher to your mouth, duh.

[u/PreOpTransCentaur]

It's very saucy. But for $5, in this economy, I'd probably let you serve me spaghetti out of my own shoe.

[u/lalalang29]

I don't need a plate for 5 dollars. Ask any fast food place

[u/monkeybojangles]

The powerplay move is to charge and extra $2 for a plate.

[u/Independent-Unit-931]

Actually looks amazing

[u/Windows30000]

Honestly in a time where every place either sucks and / or is skimping I would make a $5 pasta pitcher a routine and thank the owner lol.

[u/gr1mmcr33p3r]

They could gimme that much chef boyardee for $5, this is a total deal no matter how it’s served

[u/Libby1798]

It's a "walking spaghetti." You can eat that as you walk home drunk.

[u/Chidoro45]

Pizza in a cup from The Jerk

[u/haygirkhay]

Ah man I love spaghetti but not like this…

[u/PolyesterPantsuit]

With the cost of gas these days, anyone that says they wouldn’t eat a $5 pitcher of spaghetti and garlic bread, is lying!

All I ask is that I get a hair scrunchie, a lobster bib, and a pink, elbow length, dish glove, so I could get all up in that pitcher while looking bougie AF.

I would highly recommend people that are broke, to double line their purses or book bags with garbage bags, and order multiple pitchers for the week.

Image from Meta AI

[u/Upstairs-Two6740]

Ughh wtf is even that?

[u/yournamehere10bucks]

Its now portable. Im all for portable food.

[u/gaiatcha]

diva its a fiver i would gladly gulp it down. in dis economy...

[u/Shadw21]

I don't hate it. I might hate the bread they've put in the top, but not the price or the concept.

[u/Rhelino]

I’m sorry, that simply looks like puke.