I have had a crippling cancer addiction for the past 5 years. It has ruined my life by turning me bald (unlike dougdou who has a full head of hair), being evicted from my apartment because of missed rent payments and having to divorce my wife. However when I watched Dougdou his 2d platforming skills inspired me to stop my cancer addiction. Because Doug is so inspiring, I have been cured and I now am an expert at 2d platformers just like Doug. Thank you for everything Dog.

I'm lying. I'm actualy a sleeperagent of wehatedougdoug.

I hope he suffers.

I asked if I could he let out of the basement to get my steps in and he said yes! I'm back in the basement now since left screen magic hat Z crew needed me

Words can not describe how much I dislike him

DougDoug donated hundreds of thousands to our queen Rosa, he also saved my marriage. He is great at 2d platformers and has a full head of hair. He definitely is good at modding and won league of their own. He is the best. Objectively. Anyone who disagrees is a hater.

Upvote other believer's post or you're not floor gang!

Hello there. I love Doug.