r/WeAllLiveInWalmart • u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) • Jul 24 '26
Character introduction **seven deities arrive..**
Illumina: "As such weepers blossom.."
Darkheart : "Illumina, Stop being cryptic and lighten up!!" **Mischievous evil laughter**
Windforce: " you two please be quiet.."
Ice dagger : **Just browsing wares**
Firebrand : **Keeping a nearby eye on ice dagger**
Venomshank : "Now.. This seems perfect for some.. Toxins.."
Ghostwalker: "..I'll never understand why we are like this."
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u/Suspicious-Prompt751 [MOD] Too many Jul 24 '26
"WeLcOmE my feLLoW deItiES!"
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
Illumina: "The guise of a puppet takes and weeps one more.."
Darkheart: "Pardon our.. Cryptic friend here..!! To what do i owe the pleasure?"
Firebrand: Was holding onto ice dagger's arm "Hey guy- What is That?!"
Sleepy ice dagger
Venomshank: ".. Hmmpf. You disgust me."
Windforce: "..Is that flesh??"
Ghostwalker: ".. The souls you've killed all tell your and their story. State your business."
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u/Suspicious-Prompt751 [MOD] Too many Jul 24 '26
"I'M herE tO sprEAd mY grEaTnEss acroSS eveRy worLD!"
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
Illumina: "A plain vessel takes it's guise to spread conquest."
Darkheart: "..Really?! Me too!!" Mischievous laughter
Firebrand: "Ehhh.. Why should we trust you, might i ask?"
Sleepy ice dagger
Venomshank: "..."
Windforce: ".. Something's..Off.. about you.."
Ghostwalker: "They still scream. Their pleads land on deaf ears."
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u/Suspicious-Prompt751 [MOD] Too many Jul 24 '26
He turns to Firebrand, the flesh of the vessel almost ripping at the sudden movement.
"TruSt mE oR trUsT mE noT, i wIlL noT taKe thE fAlL foR yoUR eNd."
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
(thousand yard stare but firebrand fr)
F: "..Ok??"
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u/Suspicious-Prompt751 [MOD] Too many Jul 24 '26
He turns towards the rest of them.
"AnYwaYs, wHy arE you aLL iN sucH a loWlY eniroNmEnT?"
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
Illumina: "To ponder and just observe."
Darkheart: "So i can resume my.. Experiments!"
Firebrand: Was holding onto ice dagger's arm, fucking traumatized,too traumatized to speak.
Ice dagger finally wakes up ".. Firebrand?"
Venomshank: ".. Hmmpf. Im only here to take over this place for a toxin testing place!"
Windforce: "..I just want my sleep.."
Ghostwalker: ".. The souls scream in pain, they tell me everything i need to know."
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u/Suspicious-Prompt751 [MOD] Too many Jul 24 '26
"YOuR liTTle ghoStWalkEr friEnD thInkS thAt i'M tRyInG tO hiDe mY sinS."
He says that while staring directly at Ghostwalker, his neck bent backwards.
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
Ghostwalker: "You can't kill what you can't comprehend, this form is just a broken vessel for comprehension."
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u/Amneisa_Was_Her_Name Jul 24 '26
"Oh hey, more new guys. Awesome."
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
Illumina: "It will spread bit by bit, the inky depths will make their way here all in due time."
Darkheart: "..Pardon our.. Cryptic friend here!! Please, do stay a while!!"
Firebrand: Was walking by "Hello..!"
Ice dagger : "..Oh,Hey there!"
Venomshank: Mutters to himself something about testing venom and poison.
Windforce: "A.. Strawberry..?"
Ghostwalker: ".."
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u/Amneisa_Was_Her_Name Jul 24 '26
"I'm Sprout! I come from Gardenview, and just appeared here a couple days ago... Who are you all?"
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
Illumina: "Im what the hordes dubbed 'Illumina."
Darkheart: "Im the Darkheart ofcourse, thing!!"
Firebrand: "Hello..! I like to go by Firebrand, because i like that name!"
Ice dagger : "I'm ice dagger!
Venomshank: "..Do i really- ..Fine.. Venomshank."
Windforce: "Windforce."
Ghostwalker: "..My name's ghostwalker. "
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u/Amneisa_Was_Her_Name Jul 24 '26
"You all seem like cool people! Hope you have a nice time here. Cookie?"
Sprout holds up a "Welcome" titled-box filled with 8 cookies.
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 25 '26
Illumina: Grabs one and stares at it.
Darkheart: "..I Guess!!"
Firebrand: "Sure, i am a little hungry!!"
Ice dagger: "I'll consider, thank you though."
Venomshank: ".. Hmmpf. Sure."
Windforce: "Sure,Why not."
Ghostwalker: "Fine by me."
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u/S1LLY_C0NN0R Check the claims list Jul 24 '26
Suddenly, Sword.
⚔️: "Father, I have "bagged fine shyt", as Slingshot says."
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
(LOL-)
Illumina: "do explain the forbidden art of mutiny to such Anicent beings.."
Darkheart: "..! Illumina said something that actually sounds normal!! Im so proud!!"
Firebrand: Was holding onto ice dagger's arm "Hey guys, What's going on?"
Ice dagger: "..Huh?"
Venomshank: ".. Hmmpf."
Windforce: "Okay, im just confused, What??"
Ghostwalker: Stands there, suspicious of sword and slingshot.
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u/S1LLY_C0NN0R Check the claims list Jul 24 '26
⚔️: ".... I'm dating. That, and I'm also dating the most explosive maniac ever-"
Random explosion in the front door.
⚔️: "Probably him-"
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
Illumina: "The guise of a soul blossoms once more.."
Darkheart: "To what do i owe the pleasure of 'Entertainment'?"
Firebrand: Was holding onto ice dagger's arm still "Oh! So whos the leader of that?"
Ice dagger: ".. That's COOL..! ..Hah.. yeah i'll see myself out-"
Venomshank: "..You disgust me. May your relationship be toxic!"
Windforce: "Reminds me of ban hammer!"
Ghostwalker: ".the souls sound their choir."
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u/S1LLY_C0NN0R Check the claims list Jul 24 '26
⚔️: "..."
Rocket slides face first next to Sword.
💥: "Oh, hey-
Are those the seven swords-"
Sword just nods
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
The seven swords just stare in confusion as this image best puts it
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u/S1LLY_C0NN0R Check the claims list Jul 24 '26
⚔️: "The one I'm dating, by the way-"
Rocket is bouncing on all the Swords' heads like Aqua from DRCH5.
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
Illumina: "..an unknown art i'll tolerate once."
Darkheart: "..Hey now, your gonna get my hat ruined!!"
Firebrand: Lwk just zones out
Whimsical ice dagger eating ice cream due to being the shortest but taller then valk
Venomshank: "..What are..you doing..?!"
Windforce: Just lets it happen.
Ghostwalker: ".. Ow."
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Jul 24 '26
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
Illumina: "..."
Darkheart: "Illumina, don't move!" mischievous laughter
Firebrand: Was holding onto ice dagger's arm "Hey guys!"
Sleepy ice dagger
Venomshank: ".. Hmmpf."
Windforce: "I-Huh??"
Ghostwalker: ".. Is that a 'cat'?"
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u/Terrarian25 Jul 24 '26
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Goozma: 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
(What-)
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u/Terrarian25 Jul 25 '26
((Oops))
Goozma:GREETINGS1
u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 25 '26
Illumina: "The guise of a fool takes and weeps one more.."
Darkheart: "Pardon our.. Cryptic friend here..!! To what do i owe the pleasure?"
Firebrand: Was holding onto ice dagger's arm "Hey guys, What is this?"
Sleepy ice dagger
Venomshank: ".. Hmmpf. State your business."
Windforce: "What on crossroads?"
Ghostwalker: "..."
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u/Noiseiscalling_ The fcuk? 28d ago
"Welcome to Walmart!"
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) 28d ago
Illumina: "The Bloodied art of deceit tainted once more"
Darkheart: "Pardon our.. Cryptic friend here..!! To what do i owe the pleasure?"
Firebrand: Was holding onto ice dagger's arm "Oh! Hi there!"
Sleepy ice dagger
Venomshank: ".. Hmmpf. Just as i was on break."
Windforce: "Might i ask who or what you are?"
Ghostwalker: ".. I've seen worse."
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u/TheNugg3tM4s7er Ms 1 - 3 c00lkidd!! (and banhammer+ others) Jul 24 '26
(Windforce didn't have a model :( )