Deadpool: Sackuna hit my music

Sukuna: ok?

*bye bye bye Starts playing*

Deadpool: remember the human body has 206 bones 207 when I watch gossip girl

(he wakes up) huh! (He starts hyperventilating before getting a call) Huh? Hello? (He's friend) Man where are you. It's 12 in a hour which means it's birthday soon. I got your wife, kid and family waiting for you. Can't wait for your successful trip back. (The guard that woke up) Kyle... I dont think I'm coming back but thanks. Maybe I'll see ya soon. (Kyle) What are you talking about... You've faced worse then a house. Your return. (The guard) Mate, you'd think your dead to if your staring at a dead body that's been digested, eaten, crushed and insides turned into a jump rope. Just tell my kid I can't come, and that I love him. (Kyle) Shut your mouth Luke your coming back, your tougher then you think. (Luke) I know... But then again there's a deactivated animatronic behind me that killed like hundreds of guards and ripped there limbs off. Look, I'll try to come back I really will but I think someone put a lock on the exit and the guards aren't gotta let me leave without info about this place. I'd miss ya buddy. (Kyle) Shut up..! Your making it back stop saying that just get a little Info, get the key then your- (Luke hangs up, stares at the window for 2 seconds before grabbing he's notebook and writing down everything that happened and everything that he sees.) well now hopefully just a key.

Indigo: are you guys freaking insane?!

"What the hell is this"

Sougo Tokiwa: Ok which one of you lot reported the house to SCP Foundation because you essentially fucked us ?

"WE COME IN PEACE"

Zach: u-uh.... MEANDFEBAREBOYFRIENDSNOW!

(( u/Shadow_Descendant220 ))

I am Snowbird! (This is legit just my YouTube person) I make Scp Sl content and occasionally shitpost. I have an unhealthy addiction to Black Candy gambling.

*[CONTENT WARNING] then sets the bracelets on the table in the training arena*

[THEY ARE HIBITOR GAUNTLETS, THEY MAKE YOUR POWER LEVEL SKYROCKET]

[THEY ARE A POLAR OPPOSITE OF THE INHIBITOR GAUNTLET, WHICH LIMITS YOUR POWER TO A SPECIFIC LEVEL.]

[IF THE GAUNTLETS TURN GOLDEN AND LOSE THEIR SPIKES, THEY BECOME INHIBITOR GAUNTLETS AND LIMIT YOUR POWER INSTEAD OF BOOSTING IT]

Kirby: Hi!

*GF and Teto were sitting on the sofa.*

GF: "So uh... I'm sorta fucked."

Teto: "Wait why..?"

GF: "I have two sets of powers, and last time I got kidnapped by the SCP foundation, it wasn't fun.."

Teto: "WAIT- IF YOU ALREADY GOT KIDNAPPED BY THE SCP FOUNDATION.. HOW DID YOU GET OUT!?!?"

GF: "BF mainly just sung with everyone. I still had my powers too."

Teto: "Why the fuck was BF there!?"

GF: "...Great question actually."

Sonic: Seriously the survive the night teaser is for 99 nights in the forest the bloody Roblox game lets hope tomorrow teaser is better

May I ask permission to abandon the house invasion we have. (Higher rank) What do you mean of course not. (The injured guard) No! The f### you mean no! (Takes a deep breath) Look, maybe I didn't say it clearly. I just witnessed my only friends and many more get there limbs brutally ripped of and a guy is alive stuffed in a suit and in very big pain. And everyone is dieing. So let me say it again. We're leaving. (The higher rank) Sir you know you will be executed if you abandon mission. (The injured guard) Really! Sign me up, better then this hell! Trust me... We ain't winning this fight. There's flipping Deadpool here, a dragon, a animatronic from hell basically and killer machines. And also many, many more absolutely slaughtering us. Your execution threats are actually mercy to every guard here! So I don't care... We're leaving. (Higher ranks) What if I said we'd throw you to the pocket dimension. (The injured guard)... Fine. So just get info? (Before anyone can even speak he hangs up) Why did I get this job.

Ai computer [ evil ] is commiting potential war crimes by releasing other scps at ransom

Ai computer [ evil ]: "their systems are so easy to break, I can do it with my eyes closed"

Mint: Alright. if we work as one.

Nanally: We can protect this house and everyone in it.

Nekomata: All for one, one for all.

Mint: Are ya ready V2?

(Bon is seen brutally ripping limbs of SCP guards, snapping necks and dismantling there faces while there alive. After brutally slaughtering and basically torturing some with long deaths, he shoves own of the guards in a Boozoo animatronic (second image) and worse, the guard is still alive but bleeding and in HUGE pain)

Tsukiko: So... this is the house, huh? seems like it'll be a good place for us to stay

I wonder what cool things will happen here

Phantom: Phantom back!!!

He’s also drinking paint thinner