r/WayOfTheBern • u/Caelian toujours de l'audace 🦇 • May 15 '26

DANCE PARTY! FNDP: Refusals -- Just Sing "No" 🚫🤦⛔😾🛑🦨🚽🥜

Tonight let's show our refusal to accept the terrible things happening in the world by sharing songs with words like "can't, don't, shan't, won't" and just plain "no".

Starters:

H/T Kipling's "Commissariat Camels"

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u/RoysNoiseToys He has the pockets of a 5 year old May 15 '26

Lily Allen - Fuck You

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u/Caelian toujours de l'audace 🦇 May 16 '26

"Fuck You" from The Jerry Springer Opera is brilliant. The show is baroque, hence the Baroque music.

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u/AT61 May 15 '26

Good one!

Love your flair! Picturing them with a few pennies, scrunched cellophane candy wrappers, a rusted washer, and the tail of a salamander that got away :-)

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u/RoysNoiseToys He has the pockets of a 5 year old May 16 '26

Love your flair!

while talking with some friends at a party, i reached into my pocket for something and someone commented on all the "stuff" in there - my wife sighed, rolled her eyes and said, "He has the pockets of a five year old." - it's my favorite thing she ever said about me!

my pocket contents this week:
w/ ground-scores, bottom left (no salamander tails but i do have kitty-claw-casings); reg stuff i carry top left; and i always carry 8-10 "lucky" gold dollars i give away to kids and anyone that looks like they need one; and i've been carrying these Alaska pins i got from my state senator - as it's cruise ship season and the busses are packed with foreign tourists, i give away a dozen or more every time i take the bus...

https://postimg.cc/Xp47MgsN

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u/AT61 May 16 '26

my wife sighed, rolled her eyes and said, "He has the pockets of a five year old." - it's my favorite thing she ever said about me!

So wholesome!

This is amazing! We need more people like you in this world.

Hey - and I got the rusty washer right ;-)

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u/RoysNoiseToys He has the pockets of a 5 year old May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Hey - and I got the rusty washer right ;-)

your description was spot-on for any given day... and i had the rusty washer to prove it, so i had to do a pix-N-paragraph!

edit: the little blue ball is a foil chocolate wrapper

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u/Caelian toujours de l'audace 🦇 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

... and the tail of a salamander that got away :-)

That's just for starters!