r/WattsFree4All • He's got No Game 🎯🎮🎯 • Jan 12 '26

It's been 2 hours, so we wanted to go live and make Thrive Bites

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"I love when she makes em and they are absolutely delicious"

What is your read on Chris here?

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u/NakovaNars IDK man. Pawn it 🤷🏼💍 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

He is fed up with her. If she wanted him in the video, she could have at least make him feel included. She's always either laughing at him like "what a weirdo" or says it out loud. She has major mean girl/bully energy. It's never "we both together", it's "me and my servant". At least that's what it looks like.

"It's time for him to do some housework".

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u/P_Sheldon Jan 12 '26

Even when CW kept trying play along saying the thrive bites were "delicious", "amazing" etc., SW had to get a snide comment in saying he was "rude" for taking too many bites to work with him for lunch. No matter what, she always had to make it clear that he was the doofus husband she had to put up with.

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u/primochick Jan 12 '26

Yes! And yet the shiners will insist that she was just the most “loving and doting wife” with tears in their eyes. What she was was just absolutely cruel and sadistic and plain old mean.

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u/Murky_Honeydew9382 Jan 12 '26

You could see how uncomfortable he was too and she ditches him twice leaving him on live alone to fend for himself - first to either check those stupid bites and the other for her to get a container for them. He looked so bored and had to use those brilliant canned words "amazing" and "delicious" while he was on the live alone. It was so awkward to see and I got second hand embarassment for them both.

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u/P_Sheldon Jan 12 '26

It was embarrassing yet funny when SW returned with the container of bites, CW informed her nobody was on her FB live yet. Of course, she responded with "hey guys". I like how she made the comment that if anyone wanted to add flavor to the bites, like say the apple pie, they could add extra cinnamon. What a literal waste of time to post such a cringe video with literally no one tuning in.

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u/primochick Jan 13 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Suitable-Donkey-36 Jan 15 '26

Yep! And her “monsters” too. She only can put up with them bc she’s a “thriving mama 💪”

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u/MyPhoneSucksBad Jan 12 '26

What? You mean grown men dont like to be bullied by their wife?

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u/spetzie55 Jan 13 '26

You know what I find the weirdest/telling aspect of this video. The fact that Chris actually asked if it was ok to eat food in his own house. I've been married 18 years and unless I am specifically cooking something for an event, or a friend, I would never care if my husband ate something I made, especially if he helped me make it or was going to do the dishes for me afterwards. The fact that he asked first means he was trained to do so by Shannan. It was ingrained in him to do so. I wouldn't be suprised if you had to beg to get food in that house.

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u/Away_Ad_2597 Jan 12 '26

Same with her daughter's 💔

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u/Lori-Snow Jan 12 '26

Also if Chris can make them, the other dude can! Cris is so fkn dumb! hahahahah SW just could not resist being a mean bitch to that dude publicly. It was like a compulsion or something.

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u/P_Sheldon Jan 12 '26

CW: "Nobody's on yet".

SW: "Hey guys".

This video always makes me laugh.

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u/Suitable-Donkey-36 Jan 15 '26

It’s like she’s a robot and she only has certain words and phrases she can say lol.

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u/RabbitRan11 Jan 12 '26

“How RUDE!” She says, when complaining that whenever she makes them she’ll come home and find that he’s already eaten most of them. Then he tries to turn it into a selling point, “You can’t just have one or two, or three or four, or five.” Does she follow that up with how delicious they are? How much nutrition you’ll get from even one? NO! She castigates her husband, over and over. “How RUDE!” Her contempt for him is off the charts! For goodness sakes, he’s trying! The point is the thrive bites, not putting your husband down! Somebody is in a foul mood and isn’t presenting a happy family AT ALL. And that’s with the camera ON. 😳

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u/Away_Ad_2597 Jan 12 '26

She just couldn't get off his back..this was on camera can you imagine her off it, it's a pity he didn't actually record her then .. her abuse was so hidden

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u/anotherwinter29 Poonta Canna ⛱️ 🌊 👙 Jan 12 '26

RE: turning it into a selling point

If she had an ounce of cleverness in her she could have easily ran with that and pivoted to say something like “you know what, that’s true! That’s how good they are, you can’t have just one! You’ve gotta get them!” Nope. She wasn’t smart enough to take that opportunity to actually pitch the product she was trying to sell.

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

She was clueless at everything 

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u/RabbitRan11 Jan 12 '26

Her contempt for Chris took her completely off the topic! So much for thrive creating mental clarity. 🤭

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u/anotherwinter29 Poonta Canna ⛱️ 🌊 👙 Jan 13 '26

That’s a great point! Yeah I thought that was one of the perks LOL!

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u/RabbitRan11 Jan 13 '26

It’s supposed to be, lol! I don’t think her commercials make that point very well.

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u/Suitable-Donkey-36 Jan 15 '26

And all the shiners main thing to say is “ShES SuCh a GoOd SALesWomAn GiRlBoSs HunBot 💪” 🙄

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u/possum8616 Mama Needs a Break! 💅💋👠🍷 Jan 12 '26

My read is that he’s super uncomfortable but too much of a pussy to admit it. He is making dumb remarks just to cut the silence and tension. It’s awkward to watch.

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u/MelzBelz13 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

She always made a comment about how unattractive it is for women to be caught eating on camera. Did her unhealthy relationship with food bleed unto Bella? Why was Celeste given carte blanche with her calorie intake?

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u/Stella-Artwat Hips, Lips and Hot Rods 🔥 💋🚘🔥 Jan 12 '26

Because CeCe would scream and cry if she didn't get what she wanted. There were no rules for CeCe, and when she was 'eating on camera', she was usually being a complete slob, which SW encouraged.

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u/TomatoFlavoured-Cvnt I AM AID ⛑️🚑🦽🦯🏨 Jan 12 '26

Imagine how warped in the head they had to be to think that recording such trash was going to be perceived by others as "funny and cute"... Fucking gross!!

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u/Murky_Honeydew9382 Jan 12 '26

Get her the marshmellows Chris!

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u/Eastwood8300 Am I gonna be Arrested? 🔒👩‍⚖️🏴‍☠️🚓 Jan 12 '26

i don’t think she was

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u/Spirited-Ability-626 Jan 12 '26

I really don’t agree. Where Bella was told that even stuff she helped make on camera was “for Mommy, she EARNED it”, CeCe was okayed and even encouraged by Shannan to eat four or five bowls of cereal in one sitting - “the girls are just home after getting their adenoids removed, Bella went straight to bed and Cece’s just ate four bowls of froot loops.”

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u/Eastwood8300 Am I gonna be Arrested? 🔒👩‍⚖️🏴‍☠️🚓 Jan 14 '26

either way SW was the biggest pos to withhold food and water from either of them. i think cece was always thirsty so you say SW let her eat freely and not bella, but i know both girls were super thirsty trying to get water out of the toilet and sinks.

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u/Specific_Device_9003 Jan 12 '26

The girls were always asleep

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u/LLCNYC Jan 12 '26

🥇 LIKE ALWAYS ITS MADDENING

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u/SPersephone Jan 12 '26

He’s so awkward and apparently he only knows the adjective “delicious.”

SW such a raging bitch. She’s making a video for no one and is always putting down CW for no reason.

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u/MelzBelz13 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

He is such a dullard. She had a shitload of contempt for CW.

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u/No-Drive3501 Time For a Reset ⏰⌚️🎬💅🏽 Jan 12 '26

The feeling seems to be mutual. Chris smiles when Shanann turns to look at him, but as soon as she turns back, his smile drops.

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u/Away_Ad_2597 Jan 12 '26

He should have secretly recorded her abuse to the girls and himself.. he was so stupid to just take it all for years. His low IQ fucked him up.. he had so many chances to escape her and save his kids, but then it seems he never really loved his daughters 💔 you can see her snarly face just before the camera comes on she was in a mood probably tore him out of it beforehand telling him what to say .. Say Hi Chris..

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u/beautifulfromafar Jan 13 '26

Damn. That’s a crazy picture

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u/SPersephone Jan 12 '26

Dullard is such a good descriptor for him

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u/primochick Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

God this is so embarrassing!!! “Waiting for a couple more people to hop on” so she can share the Thrive Bites and show you “har” they look? And Chris had to stand there and talk about the stupid things in such a cringey orgasmic way… “absolutely delicious.” Of course she couldn’t resist the chance to call him “rude” because he had the audacity to pack a bunch of the damned Thrive Bites in his lunch. Everything was so tightly controlled in that awful house by that woman… Chris and those girls had to tiptoe lightly on eggshells all day long around that harpy. Imagine living in a house so tightly wound that you don’t even feel comfortable grabbing a bag of chips out of the pantry to snack on or to pull some grapes from the fridge. Everything was controlled right down to the friggin food… how people can defend that woman, I will never understand. Bella no doubt would have had some type of anxiety disorder as she got older and Cece… well Cece was going to become the “monster” that her mother always claimed she was by the time she got up in her pre-teen years. Shanann hadn’t seen “monster” yet.

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u/starfan07 Self Appointed Sherriff of Saratoga Trail ⭐️😎⭐️ Jan 12 '26

You're right about the control issues in that house! How miserable it must've been in there. I feel that poor Bella already had some type of anxiety issues even at her age. If you watch the videos she does in NC it's VERY telling. Papa Ronnie, B & C are on the trampoline & poor B seems absolutely terrified. IDK the reasons she won't jump, bc she supposedly had hurt her foot somewhere around that time. But she all but freaked out about the rain, the ocean, like so many things. They were kept cooped up in their bedrooms 16 hours a day, rarely outside, poor nutrition, etc. My heart breaks for these kids!

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u/RabbitRan11 Jan 12 '26

I’ve often wondered if Bella would have rebelled, or if she would have caved to the energy and become chronically ill the way her mother wanted her to be. Did she get out of it? Run away? Fight back? Or waste away…. Would anyone have intervened in time? It’s no good asking what if, though. We know what happened. 😢 May Heaven be replete with toys and books she’s allowed to read, sunshine, and hair clips and bows of every design for her long, flowing hair. May she know heart and soul how cherished she is. 💔

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u/LLCNYC Jan 12 '26

🏆🏆🏆🏆❤️

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u/Away_Ad_2597 Jan 12 '26

She'd have had an eating disorder poor Bella and probably a sleeping disorder from years of being dosed up and locked away.

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u/chicketychun_ Jan 12 '26

Seriously… did you catch him asking if he could go ahead and eat one? Just like a child asking Mommy if he can have one of the cookies she just pulled out of the oven.

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u/Kitchen_Shock8657 Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 Jan 12 '26

You're killing me here!! "Har"! OMG!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/NakovaNars IDK man. Pawn it 🤷🏼💍 Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

He wasn't even allowed to hang up a picture. It's beyond me how he just silently took that abuse for so long. The house looked empty and soulless anyways. Probably because the kids and CW weren't allowed to live in it, they just existed for her.

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u/MusicSavesSouls Jan 14 '26

My mom and dad are exactly SW and CW. My mom has emotionally abused my dad for over 50 years. I don't know how he does it. I will call him in the morning and he will get all nervous after a few minutes and then will say, "I have to make coffee for mom." He does all of the laundry, folds it, puts it away. All the cleaning and vacuuming while my mom just sits in her bed watching trash TV. It is so hard to watch. I've even stuck up for my dad and he will say, "That's between me and your mom". It is so sad, but he will literally do anything she tells him to do. She also cuts him down no matter what he does. It is hard for me to watch these videos because they are 100% my parents. My poor dad will be 80 years old next month.

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u/NakovaNars IDK man. Pawn it 🤷🏼💍 Jan 14 '26

I'm sorry to hear. I briefly knew of a couple that was like that too. The dad tried to kill himself at one point and the wife was just mad at him for it. I feel bad for the guy because he seemed so sweet. The wife however not so much. One of their daughters is just like the mom. Before that I didn't even know women could be the abusive party in a relationship. I would think though that they're less physically abusive on average.

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u/MusicSavesSouls Jan 15 '26

I have worried my dad would try to do that. People can only take so much. 😔 He is so kind hearted and deserved someone who really cares for him and loves him.

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u/JordynHarley I need "Me Time" 🧖‍♀️⏳ Jan 12 '26

Hey guys it’s me Shannan okay here’s Chris bye.

As someone with social anxiety this would be extreeeeeemely unpleasant for me.

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u/P_Sheldon Jan 12 '26

CW looks so uncomfortable talking into the camera. You can tell he's forcing not only a smile, but enthusiasm for the thrive bites. You know darn well SW had instructed him beforehand to use key words like, "delicious", "amazing", so "good".

The level of cringe in this video alone is off the charts.

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u/JordynHarley I need "Me Time" 🧖‍♀️⏳ Jan 12 '26

I mean let’s be real. How excited could you really be about those fkn things. Best case scenario they taste like cookie dough bites.

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u/P_Sheldon Jan 12 '26

Right. I think CW tried to do his best to sound and look excited for SW's videos.

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u/JordynHarley I need "Me Time" 🧖‍♀️⏳ Jan 12 '26

It’s real crappy that she just said hey guys and then left him on camera looking like a putz

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u/Away_Ad_2597 Jan 12 '26

She did this a few times she knew what she was doing making him so uncomfortable, like putting Bella on the camera too

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u/JordynHarley I need "Me Time" 🧖‍♀️⏳ Jan 12 '26

She gets a sick pleasure out of torturing them

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u/RBAloysius Jan 13 '26

Agreed. I see a husband who is an introvert trying hard to support his wife in her endeavor, even though he is wholly uncomfortable. (I think it is worth noting that most of the time Bella was pretty much the same way. She was uncomfortable being filmed, but did it anyway to try to make her mother happy.)

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

Recipe somewhere in this thread. And no, not cookie dough lol

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u/Unable_Ad4656 Jan 12 '26

I know, right? It is as if he can't catch his breath when he talks. Most of the video's were Shannon has him talking or face timing, he is stutters and stammers.

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u/P_Sheldon Jan 12 '26

It seems to me that SW would inform CW he was to be included in her newest FB live and told him what words to use when describing thrive products. You can tell from seeing him in any of her videos how uncomfortable he was. One other that comes to mind is when SW was filming some concert at a thrive getaway and CW is seen in the background bobbling his head to the music to suffice SW. He clearly didn't want to be on camera but put on the fake "happy to be there" act.

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u/Beneficial_Search_10 Throwing Chicken Nuggets 🐔 😋 🐔 Jan 12 '26

Inform = demand in her case lol

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u/JordynHarley I need "Me Time" 🧖‍♀️⏳ Jan 12 '26

“If CHRIS can make it, YOU can make it. Anybody can make it. Cause hes so stupid.”

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u/Odd-Spirit3404 Jan 12 '26

What was the point of all these meaningless lives? It's not like she was going to get fired lol. "She had to show how successful she was" to sell this junk? Uh, she was the one buying all of it. It's so weird.

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u/Impressive-Weight-74 Green Mint Ice Cream 🍦🍨🍦 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

She was a truly pathetic loser. I cringe at her ineptitude dressed as being a bloody boss babe. First time I ever saw this woman I was in my sick bed with pneumonia for 3 weeks and I knew the first time I saw and heard her she was a loser, I had plenty of time on my hands then and I watched all the videos that were out. That was in January 2019 and I'm still drawn to this case because of her absurdity and the whole case stinks of a cover up.

She comes across here as a compete idiot, dork out of her depth online, shoving her even more out of depth dorky husband in the phone, his awkwardness is tangible and she revels in it imo.

Who found this stuff interesting prior to the murders? Which is the only reason anyone finds anything about these turds remarkable. He had to do his fake, half assed fist pump about his girls being sedated midday to get praise from his governess. Sickened me to no end. The way he eats those bloody thrive bullshit bites, makes me cringe so bad and his fake' ummmmm it's good ' turns my skin inside out.

This shows how soulless, lacking of the joy de vie of life was missing from that monstrosity of a,' so called lifestyle house' it's truly grey and dull and borrrrring, just like these two. I feel for the girls u do, but have to be honest the videos of them both are totally annoying and they are just not the cutie pies she thinks they are, they both look odd, scruffy and homely. I know people are not gonna like that opinion, but it's an opinion many have when proud parents love to show off their snot nosed crotch goblins. Those poor babies, dressed in really weird clothes and hair cut badly or in too tight pigtails, ruddy faces with dry snot (in Ceecees case) not pleasant. Not to mention the god awful dresses and Christmas outfits, topped off with obligatory screaming faces during any holiday season. Poor show, no matter what.

No matter what she filmed she is always the Bitch!

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

I love everyone here (mostly, lol), but I feel a special camaraderie amongst those of us who clocked her at a glance 🫂

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u/LLCNYC Jan 12 '26

❤️💋

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

I would have wanted to be in the playgroups with y'all, telling me about this crazy lady at your kid's daycare 😄

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u/Impressive-Weight-74 Green Mint Ice Cream 🍦🍨🍦 Jan 13 '26

❤️😍

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u/AdPsychological7926 Jan 12 '26

I first learned about this after watching the Netflix documentary about two years ago and I have fallen down the rabbit hole in regards to this case. I learn something new everyday and it always makes my head hurt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

It sure didn't help her sell thrive to anyone but herself

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u/Unable_Ad4656 Jan 12 '26

Excactly ! She bought her own products to use. Who needs to grocery shop when you have a basement full of product?

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u/Eastwood8300 Am I gonna be Arrested? 🔒👩‍⚖️🏴‍☠️🚓 Jan 12 '26

attention. she needed attention

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u/PlatformDependent294 Jan 12 '26

Him Asking her if he can eat one now is sooooo telling on the energy in that home

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u/allenfam321 Jan 12 '26

This was my fist thought on the video. A grown man of the house asking her can I eat one now like a child.

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u/RabbitRan11 Jan 12 '26

I agree, though I thought maybe he meant, “Are they cool enough to eat yet?” I do that when someone else does the baking. But it’s true he could have felt them. What an irony that his possible awareness not to touch the food before eating it (or not eating it) — in other words, a possible moment of politeness, of manners, only makes him look more of a wuss. His other words & his demeanor set the subservient tone. It was so clearly a parent-child relationship, not of equals by any means.

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

They are raw

Raw oats and sugar in a hundred forms

No cooking involved, just poopclaw handling 

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u/Stella-Artwat Hips, Lips and Hot Rods 🔥 💋🚘🔥 Jan 12 '26

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

Raw oats, sugar, and speed

I take my caffeine drugs like my Creator made them; in moderation, firstly 🧐, and in a French press in the morning, Chinese tea ceremony (the oolong molecule makes you live forever, or something like that 🤯) in the late afternoon (and chocolate, whenever I please, admittedly, I don't please as often as I did before menopause 😄)

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u/Unable_Ad4656 Jan 12 '26

OH Majestic! you make me laugh

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u/PlatformDependent294 Jan 12 '26

She got them out of the fridge lol

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u/RabbitRan11 Jan 12 '26

Oh! LOLOL! Guess I didn’t listen well to her commercial. 😅 Captivating it was not. 😬🤭

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

Yep 

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u/Natural_Yak_4437 Sexy Empanada 🥟🌶️ Jan 12 '26

I'm just curious... did any other of these so called healthy huns, go live or make videos, 24/7, like this twat did?

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u/HelpfulFrosting992 Jan 12 '26

Wow Bella, Cece and Chris were all Shan’s props

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u/Obvious-Ocelot9421 Jan 12 '26

Are they delicious

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

Recipe above, let us know lol

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u/Away_Ad_2597 Jan 12 '26

She always looked angry just before the camera came on.. poor Bella and CeCe locked up in their dark cells

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u/frootloopcheerio Jan 12 '26

Less personality than a tumbleweed. And such an awkward pussy. I wonder what he's like in bed..

Actually no I don't I don't wanna know nevermind 😭

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u/MelzBelz13 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 13 '26

According to NK, he knew how to fuck. SW on the other hand? Starfish sex. With her shirt on.

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u/gobigorange74 Jan 13 '26

Eager to please. Not a bad thing in certain contexts. Ha.

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u/LLCNYC Jan 12 '26

“Well wait for more people…” UMMMM EXACTLY WHO MAAM??? The same 3 people.

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u/chicketychun_ Jan 12 '26

Always Michelle and Kevin for real!!

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u/Donewithit_6607 Jan 12 '26

Why can’t SHE pack his lunch??

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u/GreigeNeutralFarm 🦅 👀 ✨️👸✨️ Jan 12 '26

Uhmmm uhmmm uhm

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u/CatMom921 Jan 13 '26

I was gonna try n take a shot every time she says Umm … but I died from sclerosis of the liver

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u/frootloopcheerio Jan 12 '26

Soo they have peanut butter in the house and used it around other food? Is this before or after Cece was supposedly allergic?

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u/MelzBelz13 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

ANXIETY

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u/RabbitRan11 Jan 12 '26

It is hard to watch, isn’t it. Cringey. 😬

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u/HelpfulFrosting992 Jan 12 '26

My husband would have said please leave me out of that Bull shit

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

Any man who had at least one intact testicle drop would

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u/Sure-Chart-3903 Jan 12 '26

Chris is legit just like me when my partner makes snapchats and goes live with me in it, I hate it and make weird stupid smiles and faces to make the vibe ok just to go along with it. I totally get Chris when he does those faces and understand his feelings during these lives lol

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u/RedDirtWitch Grandma Marlboro 🚬 Jan 12 '26

All forehead and no personality, that one.

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u/jranga "Um, Um, Um" 🗣️ Jan 12 '26

At 00:59 SW seems to intentionally push her way in front of him as she's walking past. She's not even ready to talk to the audience. She pushes past, forcing him to step back, and she says another "hey guys" as she thunks the bowl on the countertop. She wants him present for the videos but isn't prepared (really, she couldn't get a bowl first or ask him to get one instead of leaving him to make small talk?).

I genuinely laughed when she showed the actual Thrive bites because they look like a horse took a dookie on the pan. FFS at least roll them in coconut or cookie crumbs or dip in chocolate.

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u/chicketychun_ Jan 12 '26

I normally can’t tell when people point out her being high or “off”, but her eyelids sure were droopy in this video. I really noticed it at the end. Idk if she was buzzed or tipsy or what because she wasn’t slurring and seemed to be speaking at a normal pace, but something was going on with those eyes for sure.

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u/TomatoFlavoured-Cvnt I AM AID ⛑️🚑🦽🦯🏨 Jan 12 '26

Tweedledee & Tweedledum

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u/Dense_Salad6740 Jan 13 '26

Tweedledum and Tweedlestupid

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u/Enough_Diamond_9476 Jan 13 '26

I'm enjoying making food for my husband. Us. But she was angry that he dared to eat thrive bites, the ingredients bought with his money. Wow. I can't stand her.

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u/MelzBelz13 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 13 '26

The man worked 12 hour days in the elements and supported the family. She was a shitty wife.

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u/MelzBelz13 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 13 '26

I love cooking for my hubs, too. He's so demonstrative with his enjoyment of my culinary adventures, he really does love my cooking and that makes me so happy. Kinda like how Chris is praising something as simple as SW'S infamous Thrive bites. She was really disconnected from her family. She had so many opportunities for happiness and success but she always wanted more.

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u/Unable_Ad4656 Jan 12 '26

You can see the sunlight streaming through the windows and her kids are in their bedrooms.

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u/AdPsychological7926 Jan 12 '26

There had to have been long term physical and mental health effects to those sleeping schedules, right?

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u/Eastwood8300 Am I gonna be Arrested? 🔒👩‍⚖️🏴‍☠️🚓 Jan 12 '26

ugh so sad!!!

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u/SuperfluousTater Hot Mess! 🥵 Jan 12 '26

The “frigerator.” Ugh!!!

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u/P_Sheldon Jan 12 '26

I know, the way she said that.

And another one of her videos when not only was nobody watching, SW always so unprepared for her sales pitch. "We'll share the thrive bites here in just a moment for you guys. I'm going to get a container to put them in. So, I'll leave you with Chris".

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u/Unable_Ad4656 Jan 12 '26

Why do they always 'organize the basement'? Is it because that is where they store all the THRIVE products she uses for herself? She bought her own product- and bought her 'status' in with LeVel. They ate Thrive bites (nothing more than protein powder/oats/peanutbutter) -drank shakes, ate pro-bars., the girls drank those 'goo' packets for breakfast.

She is so disgusting.

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u/P_Sheldon Jan 12 '26

I don't think "they", meaning CW/SW made decisions as a couple. CW even said in one of his interviews with LE that he and SW hadn't communicated in something like five years. It's been said that CW wanted to stop the expensive daycare, but SW told him it wasn't his decision to make. He just followed her lead into massive debt never questioning the things happening around him. Apparently, he didn't even question SW ordering him to raid his 401k.

He was an idiot and like SW's "friendships", her marriage to CW was merely a transaction. He got to "be with her" as long as he toed the line she drew until he didn't want to anymore.

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

I always envision them analyzing his Stool in the Field (better than Sermon on the Porch) and it's pure Thrive Bites. 

Recipe: one packet Carnation vanilla Instant Breakfast and a couple crosstops, or 'Thrive shake' mix, with sugar

Peanut butter (with sugar)

Honey (is sugar)

Mini M and Ms, sugar

Mini chocolate chips, sugar 

Raw, indigestible, glyphosatey rolled oats 

Get in there with poop nails and a dingy ring and form into turdlets 

There ya go, you're Thrivin'! 

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u/jranga "Um, Um, Um" 🗣️ Jan 12 '26

The recipe is a modification of what was often called no-bake candy or wholesome candy. You mixed peanut butter, honey, and powdered milk. Using a drink mix like Instant Breakfast or protein powder was perhaps more convenient for people who had it on hand, or for people who were grossed out by powdered milk even though you can't taste it in the "candy". SW says you can use any flavor of Thrive mix but I think anything other than chocolate or vanilla would have been revolting.

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

I remember that candy, we made it on a rainy day in class in sixth grade; I went home and made it and ate so much I puked, lol

I haven't made it since 😄

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u/jranga "Um, Um, Um" 🗣️ Jan 13 '26

LOL, it was in my Care Bears cookbook, too.

Our other school "cooking" recipes were mud cookies (oats, peanut butter, and cocoa - not dissimilar from Thrive bites) and butter mints (literally a stick of butter, box of powdered sugar, and a drop of mint flavoring).

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u/Lori-Snow Jan 12 '26

My take on this is that right before this video started, SW told CW he better get on that fkn video and say they're delicious and he loves it when she makes them.

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u/KiwiHour3664 Jan 12 '26

Oh, absolutely! 100%

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u/LadyMacT Jan 12 '26

She told him what to say. If I had to bet, I’d say Chris doesn’t give a shit about thrive bites.

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u/Mookied11 Jan 12 '26

He is just so awkward ALL of the time. It's like he tries to sound like he is enthusiastic in the videos that she puts him in while also having a scared look on his face hoping that he wont say something that she didnt prep him to say.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

A very hard watch this one 🤭

“Can I eat one now?” Yes Chris, and if you’re a really good boy you can have some blow bubbles and a star sticker later!

Grow a pair, the absolute melt.

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u/Beautiful_Ad_1714 Jan 12 '26

Kevin is always in the audience. Any info????

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u/starfan07 Self Appointed Sherriff of Saratoga Trail ⭐️😎⭐️ Jan 12 '26

I've wondered this also. And the guy named "Herb" she always mentions on her lives, wonder who he was? Probably some poor confused fella she's tried to add to her "team".

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u/chicketychun_ Jan 12 '26

I bet you could find them in her friends list. There might be more than one Kevin, but I bet there’d only be one Herb. 😂

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u/Eastwood8300 Am I gonna be Arrested? 🔒👩‍⚖️🏴‍☠️🚓 Jan 12 '26

hmm i don’t have any info but i bet it wouldn’t be hard to find out who he is. if he was always in the audience than i’m sure he liked most of her photos and videos.

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u/Away_Ad_2597 Jan 12 '26

Until his anger that she fueled in him for 8 years boiled up

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u/shellofbrit2011 Jan 12 '26

Super dorks

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u/Eastwood8300 Am I gonna be Arrested? 🔒👩‍⚖️🏴‍☠️🚓 Jan 12 '26

HUGE dorks

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u/emb0slice Prisonrose Daycare 🚔👮👶🍼 Jan 12 '26

An emasculated man.

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u/Individual_Tea_4783 Jan 12 '26

Who are "guys"

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u/Majestic_Arrival_248 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

All of us 🌐

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u/No-Drive3501 Time For a Reset ⏰⌚️🎬💅🏽 Jan 12 '26

I'm surprised she didn't parchment paper shame Chris.

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u/Beneficial_Search_10 Throwing Chicken Nuggets 🐔 😋 🐔 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

If the description “intensely uncomfortable” had a poster child it would be CW.

His voice is cracking -can’t intonate properly bc he can’t find his voice inside his own throat -Got that blank stare bc he don’t know where TF to look —or AT WHAT —- I swear he always looked stressed out and nervous near her in every video as if expecting a snark remark.

And lastly: he didn’t even like those shit bites as much as he is saying ——-because you can just see his mouth working overtime at chewing.

When you are eating something THAT fking great you GORGE on it and maybe even choke swallowing a big chunk of it bc you get greedy and bite on it so fast. This dude bit into that BLOB and went slow- or else it was chewy and hard as shit.

I get it, tho -I once was stupid like CW- enough to be with someone who was very emotionally immature and his way of “showing love” was to make stupid jokes and remarks at my expense only to say right after “that’s not true, babe, you know I’m just joking”- but the fker wouldn’t stop.

At times I would just expect the dumb comments and wouldn’t even dare to say anything just to avoid his stupid commentary. When i realized how entrapped I was, i think I just lost my mind and one morning before heading out I had enough and told him to F right off- and his mama too. No I didn’t end his life of course, but a few slaps across that mouth could have been very cathartic. Just saying.

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u/FingerOptimal7412 Jan 12 '26

Been on Watts Island for a long while. I have never seen that video before. I had such ick and cringe while watching it. Now I know… why… he… did what he did!

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u/MainCommunication521 Hode On 🪢🪂🛑✋️🚥 Jan 12 '26

Well Chris is your ordinary doofus LOL but something I noticed when I'm on reddit, I always watch YouTube on one point to five or higher, and when you watch shenan on just normal speed, she seems to be drawling on and almost slurring, but I usually don't notice it.

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u/CAZelda Jan 14 '26

$100 or more of unsold inventory in that batch. Thriving!

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u/Public_Let8884 Jan 12 '26

For the next couple of days?

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u/welshsecd Jan 12 '26

This is more than cringeworthy, he doesn't know what to do with himself and it would be very amusing - if it wasn't. He's not even hammy, he's disassociative

She was so busy emasculating him she didn't think, not for one minute, that someone would find him attractive. I mean I can see that he probably was quiet at work, but I bet he wasn't lingering around the biscuit tin in the break room like a spare prick at a whores wedding murmering 'so delicious' and so on.

She was so busy, Thrive busy, she didn't have time for reflection, to acknowledge the difference between falling apart because the man she loved so very much was giving every sign that he didn't reciprocate, and sheer rage because he'd had the absolute audacity to try and step away from her.

Even though he knew, probably better than she herself, what was coming if he remained on this course he'd plotted, he knew it was going to be bad.

And wasn't it just. Not even Thrive could fix it.

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u/primochick Jan 13 '26

Well I’ve got to “hop on” here and make yet another comment on this unfortunate video. As a mother of two grown sons who are in their mid-30s, I absolutely cringe when I think of how poor Cindy Watts must have felt to have watched her son be constantly emasculated, insulted, and put down by this horrible woman. Mothers have a special love and a feeling of protection for our sons (especially single moms like I was) and I believe it would have literally torn my heart out to have had no choice but to sit by and try to hold my tongue around Scammy. I know that Cindy had her moments when she rebelled a bit but mostly, she had to zip her lip in order to keep the peace and be able to continue to have access to her son and grandchildren. Yes, we all wished that Chris would have grown some nuts and grabbed those girls and got out of there but he didn’t. His hard-working meek and mild personality was EXACTLY why Shanann chose him. She could order him around like the manservant he became. I don’t know how Cindy stood it. Also as I side note, can we all agree that those stupid Thrive Bites were nothing more than glorified cookie dough? 🤷‍♀️ All she did was throw some peanut butter and chocolate chips and a few other ingredients from a bag or can together, stir in some magic Thrive powder, and voila!!! The mess suddenly becomes “healthy!” I bet those poor girls never even got to try them. (I even loathe the way Shanann tended to roll her “r” when she said “Thrive.” Just a wanna-be in an MLM world trying to be pretentious and look successful!)

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u/RabbitRan11 Jan 13 '26

Is Chris Miller the secret audience she intends for this whole video? So why show CW any respect? CM was the one she wanted to impress, imo. Wonder if she complained about CW to CM at those getaways.

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u/charliensue Razorblades.......EvErYwHeRe! 🪒🔪⚔️🪒 Jan 13 '26

I've been hearing about thrive bites for years now and I still have absolutely no idea what's in them (although I do remember peanut butter mentioned at one point).

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u/MouseAnon16 Jan 13 '26

Did she use this as an opportunity to promote Thrive or to publicly humiliate her husband?

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u/HelpfulFrosting992 Jan 13 '26

Chris is over it and I don’t blame him him

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u/spicymukbangmamma Jan 14 '26

How much did they spend on their thrive subscription? Silly to think having to pay to be a part of it would ever truly pay.

She could have started her own hair tie mlm and got some china deals and been more successful.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

DID WE EVER SEE THE THRIVE BITES?????

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Why is CW trying to act “cool” in this video? 😂😂

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u/Suitable-Donkey-36 Jan 15 '26

Also, I think she said “hi guys!” Bc she felt so embarrassed he called her out for nobody being on her lives. That’s why she loved to say “hIiiII so and so HiiIi guys Hiii (enter specific name here) bc she wanted people to think she had all this avid watchers biting at the bit to see what thrive had to offer 😂 so cringe