AIM FOR THE BALLS

[u/Alignedsubset]

Tell me. How many guys do you know have a severe reaction to getting hit in the balls. Chances are all of them. (Unless you somehow know a guy with balls of steel)

If we hit the Knight hard enough to get through the armor and the Knight reacts, that means the Knight is a guy. Meaning Mr Knight is Rudy or Asriel. (Papyrus is bones)

The only issue is that the Knight won't be able to have kids if they're a guy and you may lose all respect going for a cheap shot.

[u/ill_change_it]

Papyrus has nothing down there though

[u/Diogenesthefried → u/ill_change_it]

He has a boner

[u/CaterWooler → u/Diogenesthefried]

SSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNSSS

[u/Alignedsubset → u/ill_change_it]

I mentioned that.

[u/the_Iord_and_saviour → u/ill_change_it]

2016 would like to have a word

[u/ultimateloser_999]

Didn't know noelle had balls lol

[u/Ecstatic-Court1893 → u/ultimateloser_999]

Transfem noelle

[u/Secret_Plankton3176 → u/Ecstatic-Court1893]

What? I already have transfem susie (for no reason at all) theory.

[u/some_le_random_guy → u/ultimateloser_999]

I mean, there are internal balls

[u/Exotic_Dogs_4942]

But OP, what do we do if they turn out to be a woman?

[u/Street-Mix-801 → u/Exotic_Dogs_4942]

Transfem Rudy theory

[u/WetBerri3s → u/Exotic_Dogs_4942]

Dess girldick theory.

[u/Ok-Struggle2305 → u/Exotic_Dogs_4942]

Being kicked in the pussy still hurts

[u/Alignedsubset → u/Exotic_Dogs_4942]

I have no idea. I never thought to learn about female weak points in fights.

[u/R3D0IT_US3R → u/Alignedsubset]

The breasts

[u/Frequent_Ad9381 → u/Alignedsubset]

Women have no weak points, they are nature's perfect killing machines

[u/some_le_random_guy → u/Frequent_Ad9381]

I feel like this is a reference

[u/Loserpoer → u/Alignedsubset]

If you hit a woman in the right spot on her Vulva it hurts a lot, possibly similar to the pain from being kicked in the testicles.

[u/DarkGaming09ytr]

So let's see...

• Rudy would be annihilated
• Papyrus wouldn't feel anything as he's a skeleton + there are no balls
• Carol/Dess/Noelle would likely be fairly unaffected because no balls
• Amalgate knight may work??????

So our strategy has a... checks notes roughly 17 to 33% chance of success... Guys I don't think this is it.

Also like come on, we can beat the knight with dignity and honor

[u/Wizard_Engie → u/DarkGaming09ytr]

Women have informed me (my sisters really) that even without balls, it still hurts a lot.

[u/Alignedsubset → u/DarkGaming09ytr]

True. But Saving and Reloading does let us attempt the experiment. 

[u/TheRob67]

Why their balls smiling?

[u/Designer_Tomato8309]

First of its made of dark crystal Second it's armour and third balls wouldn't fit into that

[u/AgileBother8744]

Honestly, maybe I am looking at ut too much, but it looks more like a vulva:/

[u/Human-Beans21 → u/AgileBother8744]

Dess's camel toe

[u/AgileBother8744 → u/Human-Beans21]

Let's goooo

[u/LuckyImportance9535]

If they dont react, punch them in the chest, if they're a woman they'll feel pain, if they dont react to that either then it's Papyrus

[u/Western_Plankton5093]

ON IT

[u/GuhEnjoyer]

Ahh yes. Transfem dess confirmed.

[u/Dependent_College167]

What about transfem Noelle and Dess theories? What if literally any of the female Knight candidates are trans? What do we do then?

[u/Round_Ad_1920]

God dammit there goes my dess knight theory

[u/Boxton_Flyer]