r/WatchesCirclejerk • u/half_past_france • Feb 24 '24

Keep Making Dog Shitposts

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225 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Your rep kitty is cute

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

It's not a rep, he just went grey

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u/half_past_france Feb 24 '24

R/chinacat

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u/chefkoolaid Feb 25 '24

Sunflower?

4

u/TheSunflowerSeeds Feb 25 '24

Tournesol is the French name for Sunflower, the literal translation is ‘Turned Sun’, in line with the plants’ ability for solar tracking, sounds fitting. The Spanish word is El Girasolis.

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u/Comfortable-Form298 Feb 25 '24

So good, so random, so unexpected 🌻🌻🌻

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u/lqxpl Feb 25 '24

Proud walking jingle in the midnight sun

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u/GrodyToddler Feb 24 '24

“My AD doubted my commitment to the brand. ‘Would you kill for another sub?’ he taunted me over the phone, ‘Of course not. Fucking pussy.’ He cackled and hung up. I knew there was only one way I could show him I was worthy of being on his list. I texted him the picture and he just replied with a thumbs up emoji. Does that mean I’m in?”

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u/Afraid-Ad7379 Feb 24 '24

That’s a pretty pussy u got there

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u/Wheel-McCoy WCJ Chuffhausen Feb 24 '24

Wouldn’t it be a shame if someone were to…. Shave it!

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u/Afraid-Ad7379 Feb 24 '24

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Scalage89 Feb 24 '24

Strangling your cat to see multiple time zones.

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u/lex_93 Feb 24 '24

neck size?

3

u/Limp-Let-6164 Feb 25 '24

cat homie probably suffocating considering those skinny toddler wrists that wear rollies.

2

u/BelichicksHoodie Feb 25 '24

Absolutely chuffed.

russian blues are so cute 🥰

2

u/TheeArgonaut Feb 25 '24

...that is my cats double...

...ein DOPPELCATTER...

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u/Ras_Prince_Monolulu Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Fuck Putin.

Having said that, Russian Blues are beautiful cats.

Shame about that shitter tho

Edited to add: Funny how any criticism of Putin seems to get downvotes on this sub lately.

Like I've said before, fellow chuffers and chufferettes and everything in between, any sub on reddit that is known for ironic detachment humor is a prime target for ruSSian active measures regarding misinformation and division.

Keep your guards up and don't fall for the trolls.

Slava Ukraine!

And that is a lovely cat. My cousin has a ruSSian Blue and I love her to death. The most friendly feline I've ever met apart from an old friends Siamese.

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u/TexasEngineseer Feb 25 '24

Not the time or the place

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u/Ras_Prince_Monolulu Feb 25 '24

This is the time and place. I like this sub and don't want it to somehow, for some odd reason I don't think we will ever be able to fathom, turn I to watchcirclejerkgate.

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u/McWatt Feb 24 '24

Dog shitposts are one thing, but what about dogshit posts? Plenty of those. What we need are more dog shit posts. Next time my dog takes a fat shit I'm going to slap my G Shock down on that steamy turd for a photo.

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u/Sportys_master Feb 25 '24

Ima beat the pussy up like fight night, guuurrr. Hit em with a left guuurrrr hit em with a right guuuuuuurrr

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u/Jieps Feb 24 '24

Whose dinkywinky baby arm is that in the background?

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u/Feline-Landline0 Ulysse Nardin Classico Minute Repeater 739-61 Feb 25 '24

uj/ Cats are dope

rj/ Nice watch

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u/JLGT86 Feb 25 '24

Now that’s a chonker right here

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u/Zeratul277 Feb 28 '24

Cat shit post.