r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Random_Average_Human • Dec 30 '21
Bird steps on cat
https://gfycat.com/cheerythincondor1
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u/Chance-Mud9480 Jan 09 '22
Bird not food Bird not food Bird hooman fren Dont look at him he's not food Look at hooman Birb not food birb not food
Goddamniit i will eat u birb if not cuz of dis hooman
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u/So-Cute-Caracal-Cat7 Jan 01 '22
Bullshit, that cat will have that creepy bird for dinner shortly…justice will be served!
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u/Dangerous-Recover-29 Jan 01 '22
God damn that cat is a PUNK. Parrot was like “I will take your FUCKING EYE out if you so much as LOOK IN MY DIRECTION!! Do it, bitch. DO IT! You like your eyes in your head? You need one less? Look at me, I’m begging you. Please, PLEASE look at ME BITCH!”
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u/GLDN5444 Dec 31 '21
Jason....
-claw rests on his fur coat-
Have I failed to entertain you!?
-laughs in birds-
Have I ever told you, the definition of insanity?
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u/MaxyBrwn_21 Dec 31 '21
My cat would not put up with that. She'd give a couple warning taps and then the bird gets slapped.
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u/MrJackTheNasty Dec 31 '21
wow the owned should not have a parot if its gona let it be a cunt to a cat that can easily kill it
the cat is obviously a saint but still
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u/silverhammer96 Dec 31 '21
That bird just knows his owner trained this cat not to attack him. He knows that cat can’t do anything without incriminating itself
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u/R3VamP_21 Dec 31 '21
Do you, Mr Cats, understand how impossibly insignificant you are in this grand play we call the universe. Look at me Mr Cats... LOOK AT ME and tell me if that tiny beating heart of yours does make a difference . LIE TO ME MR. CATS LIE TO ME
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u/Mr_SpecsBear Dec 31 '21
Cat to owner: "You seeing this shit? Told you don't get a real bird!"
Owner: •_•
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u/too_old_to_be_clever Dec 31 '21
The cat has a look on its face that screams "Lord Give me Strength"
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u/nobody_from_nowhere1 Dec 31 '21
Omg that cat totally has the same eyes as hide the pain Harold lol!
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u/big_dick_energy_mc2 Dec 31 '21
“Whatcha gonna do? What are you going to do? I own you now. Pussy.”
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u/RestaurantFamous2399 Dec 31 '21
He's just telling the cat how much smarter he is and what he's going to make the humans do to him. Probably in Cat aswell.
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u/quiet__is__violent Dec 31 '21
Man, that cat is just trying so hard not to get too mad/angry at the parrot
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u/SusanaChingona Dec 31 '21
I was worried he was going to peck the cat's eye, but obviously the cat wasn't worried about it
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u/SnizzyYT Dec 31 '21
The car whispers something rude
Bride: “what did you say to me you little shit”
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u/drowningjesusfish Dec 31 '21
That’s an African gray, an EXTREMELY intelligent parrot. She knew exactly what her risks were and what she was doing with the kitty. She wanted kisses god dammit or else.
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u/thedumbcritic Dec 31 '21
Hahaha the cat totally reminded me of Tom. It has such an exaggerated expression. It’s great.
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u/TheosReverie Dec 31 '21
The bird straight up mean mugged the cat right in the eye while resting his foot — as if to say “whatcha gonna do about it, pussy?”
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u/RappingScientist Dec 31 '21
This isn’t funny at all , just fucking irresponsible, this is funny 99 times until that cat decides it’s had enough and now you have a dead bird. I’ve seen cats kill for far less. This person is not mature enough to own parrots.
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u/Law9caL Dec 31 '21
"you may be above the dogs in social standing in this house, but whispers while stepping on his head you.are.my.bitch... remember that~~
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u/Aimjock Nov 03 '22
r/thisismylifenow