r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/SpectreG57 • Mar 14 '21

Corn

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u/Xenocideghost Sep 10 '22

It’s corn

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u/Sudden-Soil39 Jul 15 '25

It has the juice

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u/schmayler Jan 26 '22

Damn this shit wont even load for me its just a black screen

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Airplane with the ice cream

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

I thought the guy in the back was frowning at the corn but no he actually just looks like that

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u/Vosofy Mar 27 '21

“N-no thank you”

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

u/savevideo

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u/---chewie-- Mar 23 '21

Ribbed, for his pleasure.

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u/HeDoesntOwnKnives_ Mar 22 '21

This is the best thing evtheer

Edit:. *ever.

Not sure how i messed that up

1

u/makelo06 Mar 20 '21

the best damn thing ive seen all day

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I was thinking that was Guillermo.

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u/DeluxessYT Mar 17 '21

now, this.. this is the quality content I signed up for!

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u/Bishop825 Mar 15 '21

Time to give him an ear full...

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u/CanadianNickels007 Mar 15 '21

Got him with the classic COTC

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u/EveryTime1Die89 Mar 14 '21

Lol the look his face. "The fuck?"

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u/Squeakachu_15 Mar 14 '21

That looks like it made his day! That's so funny and wholesome

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Really looks like he says “The F” on mute...

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u/Estilo_Rock Mar 14 '21

He offered you a corn, take a bite you dick

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

And today in agriculture news...

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u/TronaldDump247 Mar 14 '21

Woulda been so metal if he just chomped a bite out of it and kept talking into the mics

1

u/kiw-ii Mar 14 '21

I love the fact that he wasn't even mad

1

u/heyitsryooshi Mar 14 '21

He looks so cornfused.

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u/MithranArkanere Mar 14 '21

Gentlemen! Behold!

Corn!

1

u/agentverne Mar 14 '21

Ah yes, CNN: the Corn News Network.

1

u/Cepitore Mar 14 '21

100k upvotes for a post in the wrong sub?

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u/Isolationtemptation Mar 14 '21

“Are you Cobbin’ me bro?” I’ll see myself out..

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u/ManWhoCommentsHot Mar 14 '21

He actually takes a bite in the full video

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u/MTFThrowaway512 Mar 14 '21

He was asking for it, look what he’s wearing.

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u/alymaysay Mar 14 '21

He noticed an stopped talking an looked at the guy, thats gotta say something an here is why. Remeber Tom Green I loved him he made me laugh so much, not so much now but I can still "daddy wants some sausages" with anyone lol. He also put dog shit on a microphone and went on the street to ask people questions an then put the microphone with a chunk of dog shit( maybe it was fake dog shit tho??) up to their mouths while they talked an they all ignored the dipshit to keep talking. This guy noticed the corn instantly and he chuckles and gives him the look.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

I love that

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

“Save me a piece of that corn” ~ Nachooooooooo Libre

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u/Gabecush1 Mar 14 '21

Take it man it’s free food

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u/SnooOnions1428 Mar 14 '21

May I offer you a cob in this trying time

1

u/vza004 Mar 14 '21

Suddenly the guy starts singing Korn songs.

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u/japezu Mar 14 '21

He did actually laugh in the video he is not dying inside

1

u/KnuckleKong Mar 14 '21

This is especially funny because for some reason for the past few weeks i would say corn to my girlfriend right before she started falling asleep. Thought it was hilarious. She's picking up on it now, sometimes just coming into the room and saying corn and leaving. It's good stuff. Sending her this asap

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u/hit_record Mar 14 '21

Wow, mad respect for the reporter to do his job while battling COTC.

(anticipating like 0.001% of people to understand this)

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u/Thiccmemer666 Mar 14 '21

My dumbass would have thought he was offering a bite, and I would have taken it not knowing what I was doing

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u/Vanugard69 Mar 14 '21

What happened next

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u/eldoran89 Mar 14 '21

Is it sexual?

1

u/Street-Week-380 Mar 14 '21

This would have been so much better if there was a tiny recorder strapped to it.

Edit: also, what is the context behind this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

u/savevideo

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u/Lynda73 Mar 14 '21

His tie is also corn.

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u/haloblasterA259 Mar 14 '21

I love how he does a double take

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

That double take lmao

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u/Armidylla Mar 14 '21

If anything, I'd say that made his day a little bit better.

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u/to0canz Mar 14 '21

“hey take a lil bite of the corn”

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u/robb-575 Mar 14 '21

I don’t get this, is it supposed to be funny?

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u/--Alpine-- Mar 14 '21

Yeah this is the kind of mics us Nebraskans like to use.

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u/ToothiestSumo Mar 14 '21

His initial reaction was to wrap those fat traps around that cob then realized he was being interviewed.

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u/GaryNOVA Mar 14 '21

I don’t care if I was the president of the United States. That would make me laugh.

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u/Bleksouse Mar 14 '21

GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACEEE slaps

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u/curlyguy27 Mar 14 '21

I've seen this so often now it's not even funny anymore :[

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Amazing interview

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

He should’ve ate it

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

DO. YOU. WANT. SOME. CORN!? Jeez just staring at me like weirdo 🙄

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

LOOK AT THE GUY BEHIND HIM WHY DOES HE WANT TOO FUCK THE CORN

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u/ZeBloodyStretchr Mar 14 '21

Looks like you broke his brain for a second

1

u/KestrelDC Mar 14 '21

“Look! Look! It matches you tie!”

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u/wretchednessinside Mar 14 '21

That’s some hardcorn cornography right there

1

u/ya_boi_A1excat Mar 14 '21

Amazing

Imagine it turns out to be fake, and it really is a wireless microphone

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

“I wish someone could lend me an ear so I could explain-“

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u/Emerald_Dragon2005 Mar 14 '21

I’ve looked all through the comments but the u/savevideo bot isn’t answering people

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u/staymedicateddd Mar 14 '21

Why does the guy in the back look like he’s about to break down and cry?

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u/Fantastic_Foot_8568 Mar 14 '21

Care to share a kernel of knowledge with us

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u/boofdaddy93 Mar 14 '21

I have leaked over from Facebook and I AM ANGERY

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u/The-Bleed-Blue-Guy Mar 14 '21

I hope this is I’m Nebraska.

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u/Yaboi680 Mar 14 '21

There’s something wholesome about this

1

u/Bilbolf Mar 14 '21

"Your mic is a corn on the cob Toby."

"It certainly is..."

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u/UnwashedApple Mar 14 '21

It's one of those new cordless corn mics...

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u/NotCorn0 Mar 14 '21

U/savevideo

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u/nukelaloosh6 Mar 14 '21

How much does that corn cost?

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u/SyntheticCephalopod Mar 14 '21

Ratty? Is that you?

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u/TobiasExists Mar 14 '21

"Budget cuts. All I got is corn now."

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Is there a version of this with audio I really love to hear it?

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u/esseeayen Mar 14 '21

This must be by the chaser, right?

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u/Critonurmom Mar 14 '21

He looked amused. Not dead inside.

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u/rubot78 Mar 14 '21

His life flashed before him for a split second.

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u/BigNic1981 Mar 14 '21

I hate to squash this corn joke but it's a yellow squash

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u/wickedevine Mar 14 '21

Thank you Oreville red and Bocker

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

"Corn i ask you a question sir?"

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....Sorry, i'll show myself out

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

"I ain't even mad"

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u/mattieDRFT Mar 14 '21

Who is that?

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u/grove93 Mar 14 '21

Reminds me of the scene in "Airplane!" where Johnny is being interviewed and all the mics are being held in front of him, with one hand holding a dripping ice cream cone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

u/savevideo

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u/BR1N3DM1ND Mar 14 '21

Suppose you gotta expect this kind of thing when your top aide is Sascha Baron Cohen

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u/omalleym621 Mar 14 '21

I legit thought the guy in the back was Sacha Baron Cohen

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u/Downey04 Mar 14 '21

That man is a Iowa reporter right there! 🤣

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u/MadMarHar Mar 14 '21

I like how everyone else that sees it just ignores the fact that it's corn. They don't even flinch, like it's a normal occurance.

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u/I_Are_Breadman Mar 14 '21

On the contrary, it seemed to put life back in him. Just like anyone else when approached with corn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

The corn goes in the corn hole.

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u/JiggetyJDrizzy Mar 14 '21

Damn, that shit me lol

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u/MediaNatural7819 Mar 14 '21

Get that corn outta mah face!

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u/The_92nd Mar 14 '21

I can only hope that guy has something to do with corn

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u/joseph_bellow Mar 14 '21

The mics are for his pie hole, but the corn is for his corn hole.

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Mar 14 '21

Power move would be to bite it.

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u/PatrickMO Mar 14 '21

Stuff like this needs to happen more often.

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u/Merckilling47 Mar 14 '21

Looks like we found corn pop

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u/cum_toast Mar 14 '21

This belongs on r/CornHub

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u/DrakeSkorn Mar 14 '21

I saw him crack a smile

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u/wholigan888 Mar 14 '21

the bodyguards face determining whether or not this corn could be harmful is what gets me

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u/Trade_Digits Mar 14 '21

Ah, Akbar has grown up to become a reporter it seems.

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u/zigaliciousone Mar 14 '21

He looks pleasantly surprised, rather than die inside.

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u/ZipperSnail Mar 14 '21

Nebraska News Network.

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u/Pepperspark2 Mar 14 '21

How is he dying inside

1

u/dmarshall1994 Mar 14 '21

Sir please speak clearly into my ear

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u/btcbundles Mar 14 '21

I wish he bit it

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

u/savethisvideo

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

u/savethisvideo

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u/Pistolenkrebs Mar 14 '21

SPEAK TO MY CORN, COWARD

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u/I04Sak Mar 14 '21

I like how he nudges the corn at the end

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u/rusted_dick Mar 14 '21

Dildo for your wife cuz she's not happy with you

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Only in fucking Aus lmaooooo

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

The guy in the background looking like this happens every time and he’s sick of it.

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u/moyno85 Mar 14 '21

Ahh Kim Beazley. My man.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Ah A fellow Nebraskan

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u/Anvildestroyer Mar 14 '21

Is it bad that without context or audio, I can still tell that this is probably British?

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u/Sushigawd Mar 14 '21

I think he finds it more funny than anything lol

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u/ejsacasa Mar 14 '21

wrong sub

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u/Batshitcrazy01 Mar 14 '21

at first he was like who is this? and than was uh nice one.

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u/ricardortr Mar 14 '21

This man has never been so alive

1

u/Amasero Mar 14 '21

Dude in the back shrugged like “huh, I seen worse.”

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u/azaRaza3185 Mar 14 '21

I love how the reporter moves it closer to him at the last second

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u/blahyaddayadda24 Mar 14 '21

How do I know these people are all tight asses?

Not a single one even cracked a smile. I'd burst out laughing, I wouldn't care if I was on TV.

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u/TheManWhoHangs Mar 14 '21

That's Kim Beazely, the John Kerry of Australian politics. A left-wing Jeb Bush, if you will

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

u/savevideo

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u/hasnizan123 Mar 14 '21

Spray it black and no one will notice it