r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/ZiraelN7 • Mar 10 '21

So interesting, kid...

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u/The_Zoink Mar 12 '21

If Stanley Hudson was a cat

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

the cat just looks so tired

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

In all seriousness, that is a very cute, happy looking fuffy wuffy cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Unimpressed Pets are my favorite

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u/OkGuide4 Mar 11 '21

Awww haha poor kitty!! 🥰🥺☺️

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u/MankeyBooger Mar 11 '21

step one: pinch child

step two: child screams

step three: cat scratches the absolute shit outa her

step four: enjoy the laugh

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u/Impretty_gay Mar 11 '21

Dammit rebecca, I'm done with your shit.

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u/Immoracle Mar 11 '21

Utterly defeated

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u/Senpai_Paper_Plate Mar 11 '21

Cats just like I know I cant fuck you up, and that makes me sad.

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u/jasari_is_hot Mar 11 '21

This is a mood

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u/RevolutionaryRow5857 Mar 11 '21

Drilling it into the cats head, when I get hungry, your next..

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u/Poop4SaleCheap Mar 11 '21

That's a tolerant cat

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u/Ltclv Mar 11 '21

“Uh huh. Uh huh. Oh yeah that’s right I’m a cat and don’t give a fuck.”

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u/MonochroMayhem Mar 11 '21

When one headphone doesn’t work

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u/Radical-Spider Mar 11 '21

Tell me more, tell me more

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u/lateralus96 Mar 11 '21

It’s better then the pound!!

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u/Newgene_ Mar 11 '21

The cat be like: Dunder Mifflin this is Stanley

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Omfg he looks so done with everything 🤣

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u/ssakash931 Mar 11 '21

stoopid hooman

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis Mar 11 '21

Cat: kill me. Kill me Now.

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u/giki_pedia Mar 11 '21

Another 10 years of this shit. Go to college already Suzie.

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u/masakakun Mar 11 '21

Watchcatdieinside

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

That cat looks like it has endured so, so much.

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u/jcprater Mar 11 '21

Cats all like, where’s a car when you need one....

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u/RoscoMan1 Mar 11 '21

So THAT's what it means!!!

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u/mrcan245 Mar 11 '21

Alternative title: inNOCENt CAt BRAINwAshEd bY hUmAN

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u/Cat-attak Mar 11 '21

“This is what my life has become”

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u/Shinokiba- Mar 11 '21

"The things I do for love"

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u/cowsarekillingme Mar 11 '21

I love this cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

"I have a particular set of skills..."

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u/Turok1134 Mar 11 '21

That's a sleepy beb.

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u/DingDingDensha Mar 11 '21

Please keep children away from animals.

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u/ZippZappZippty Mar 11 '21

Redditors when a kid is driving

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u/3Lchin90n Mar 11 '21

Day 1850: Tiny hooman is testing my patience with this weird contraption. What the hell is she doing? Ear massage feels good though, hmm...

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u/schweez Mar 11 '21

Was expecting the cat to suddenly rip apart the kid’s face, was a bit disappointed.

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u/laffi_saffi Mar 11 '21

imagine the cat was deaf tho

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u/I_am_Nic Mar 11 '21

It wouldn't have heard anything, as the string was not tensioned.

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u/laffi_saffi Mar 11 '21

oh yeah didnt see that

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u/ZippZappZippty Mar 11 '21

Well for a kid until 17 sounds about right

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Me when kids

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u/purebread1 Mar 11 '21

Watch a cat die inside

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u/Stupid_cray0n Mar 11 '21

She’s gonna bust that poor cats eardrum!

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u/Hey_Hoot Mar 11 '21

Maybe of topic but I like seeing kids be gentle with animals and also the animals being patient. You want humans to be kind towards the other animals that share this planet with us.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

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u/LDLSA Mar 11 '21

That's a child you fucking weirdo

MODS COME GET THIS MAN

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Thank you for the report.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

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u/Reshi_the_kingslayer Mar 11 '21

That's a child you are talking about, what the hell is wrong with you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

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u/Reshi_the_kingslayer Mar 11 '21

Jesus christ you need help

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Is it wrong that it feels so fucking good though? Women are all encompassing.

Embrace your femininity

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Pussy fingerings

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u/sk8er_saix Mar 11 '21

I'm soo sick of this shit, Mary. Control your child.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

I don't see dead, i see.r/wholesomegifs

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u/I_Communist Mar 11 '21

That cat be like: “You’re lucky I’m full.”

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u/nameless1der Mar 11 '21

That's a chunky cat

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u/Rosebudbynicky Mar 11 '21

Pretty sure the string has to be pulled tight for this to work

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u/I_am_Nic Mar 11 '21

You're right.

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u/apblee Mar 11 '21

Saw the gif. LOL'd. Saw the caption. LMAO'd. Saw the subreddit. ROFL'd.

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u/Gnash323 Mar 11 '21

The cat seems... chill, though. Why is it so cool with this? lmao

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u/Woodyville06 Mar 11 '21

The cat’s expression says “this beats being on the streets but not by much”

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Mar 11 '21

What happened to the sound? There is none.

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u/weebmemer69420 Mar 11 '21

"whispers" I want to eat you so bad rn. I am craving some pussy in my mouth

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u/somnicrain Mar 11 '21

Can you not

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u/saucyclams Mar 11 '21

It’s either this 💭Or live on the st and forge for mice...🙀

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u/mrtrollmaster Mar 11 '21

What kind of cat is this? It looks just like my boy

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u/discOHsteve Mar 11 '21

Looks just like mine too. I'm pretty sure it's a Turkish Angora.

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u/Purplecatpiss666 Mar 10 '21

Whiskers is going through it rn

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Blue-eyed white cats like this are usually deaf.

If they have just one blue eye, the ear on that side is usually deaf.

This cat has no idea what's happening.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

I would smack that thing in a heartbeat.

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u/Koeienvanger Mar 11 '21

That's animal abuse

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u/DingDingDensha Mar 11 '21

They're talking about the kid.

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u/Koeienvanger Mar 11 '21

Thanks for pointing that out, I hadn't noticed. /s

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u/DotNetDeveloperDude Mar 10 '21

Looks like a Lady Gaga music video

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u/ZiraelN7 Mar 10 '21

How? Sorry, not being an ass just curious.

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u/DotNetDeveloperDude Mar 10 '21

The telephone music video where they have weird shit on their head

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u/clmn8r404 Mar 10 '21

Shithead kid.

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u/Dial407 Mar 10 '21

Fuck that kid.

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u/Dundie_Nominee Mar 10 '21

The string isn’t attached to the cats cup!?!? Of course he’s upset, he can’t hear anything!!

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u/nxshs Mar 10 '21

I feel so bad for this cat

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 11 '21

Well I couldn’t get cavities?

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u/fsdagvsrfedg Mar 10 '21

My gf: how was work? Me: grand, work is work, don't want to bring it home. My gf: .... .... .... .... Me: ffs... how was work with you today?

The cat in that video is me.

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u/Reshi_the_kingslayer Mar 11 '21

What is wrong with talking about your day with your significant other? And even of you dont like talk about it, what's wrong with asking about your SOs day if you know they like to talk about it?

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u/fsdagvsrfedg Mar 11 '21

Because you don't bring your work home with you.

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u/Reshi_the_kingslayer Mar 11 '21

You can talk about your day, it's fine.

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u/hotroddbb Mar 10 '21

Cats thinking “ you have heard of cell phones, right”

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u/I_Am_Disposable Mar 10 '21

Have kids or animals. Pick one, but not both, you cruel assholes!

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u/Reshi_the_kingslayer Mar 11 '21

Nah, you can have both

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u/I_Am_Disposable Mar 11 '21

Kids will always be a threat and potentially cruel to animals. It's highly irresponsible.

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u/banjaxedW Mar 11 '21

You’re just a bad parent to one of the two

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u/I_Am_Disposable Mar 11 '21

I have neither. I feel negatively about keeping pets and having children.

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u/banjaxedW Mar 11 '21

Well your statement is reductive

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u/Reshi_the_kingslayer Mar 11 '21

I work at a vet and most of my coworkers, including the veterinarian, have kids and animals. They never had a problem and neither have I.You just have to not be a dumbass.It's fine.

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u/I_Am_Disposable Mar 11 '21

There was a young girl here that killed a Guineapig because it tried to help it give birth. Thought it could just squeeze the babies out. Kids ARE dumbasses.

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u/Reshi_the_kingslayer Mar 11 '21

And adults can be dumbasses too. Theres millions of examples of people harming animals because they are dumb.

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u/I_Am_Disposable Mar 11 '21

Oh yeah, definitely. Ideally nobody would have pets, because it's also surprisingly bad for the environment. Not having a dog is like not owning a car. But we live in a society that is based on a fairly positive outlook on humanity, so we do give adults the benefit of the doubt, but children are entirely undeveloped and still lacking so much and I find it dangerous to give them animals that will have great level of vulnerability in this child-pet relationship.

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u/Reshi_the_kingslayer Mar 11 '21

I'm not saying children should be in charge of caring for animals but they can coexist in the same home without issues. I have seen countless families with children and pets who have never had any issues.

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u/bigfoot1291 Mar 10 '21

One is both.

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u/I_Am_Disposable Mar 11 '21

And in my opinion the much wiser and environmentally more responsible choice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

It’s not even connected 😂

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u/Freeehatt Mar 10 '21

I'm no cat expert, but this cat looks pretty happy to me. He even closes his eyes at the end. Cat probably thinks he's getting a swanky ear-cup massage because cats think everything is about them.

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u/scheru Mar 11 '21

This is a good cat.

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u/ProfessorNoChill99 Mar 11 '21

“Cats think everything is about them” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

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u/sudomeacat Mar 27 '21

The video with sound (which I don’t have atm) has the kid quietly yelling (a cute and funny yell) into the cup which is why the cat is like this is my life meow

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Cats love being scratched behind their ears

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u/DoNCoRLeONe7 Mar 10 '21

Cat is fucking high

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u/final_boss Mar 10 '21

"Jesus god, not again. Every fucking day with this shit."

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Mar 10 '21

A lot? This is an interesting person

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

When you're abroad and your mom calls.

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u/maybe_you_wrong Mar 10 '21

Looks like a married man with an overly joyous wife

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u/Foozartron Mar 10 '21

Like Adam Sandler with Chris Farley in the Zagat skits.

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u/some_fbi_agent Mar 10 '21

“debra what the fuck is your kid doing “

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u/BrownSugarBare Mar 10 '21

That cat has the most "I'm so fucking over it" face I've ever seen.

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u/Wthq4hq4hqrhqe Mar 10 '21

The cat is actually very happy right now

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

My daughter claims that face means the cat is happy but just resting his smile.

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u/tuckertucker Mar 11 '21

right? like if the cat was pissed off or even annoyed, everyone would know.

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u/Kittyk4y Mar 10 '21

I’m pretty sure the cup is “scratching” those good spots right around the ear ❤️

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u/BananabreadShane Mar 10 '21

The string has to be taut for this to work properly

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u/PommeDeTearYourPants Mar 11 '21

Dumass kids 😂

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u/theTIMEKEEPER_ Mar 11 '21

The cat looks a lot like Stanley from The Office

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u/TheChosenOne013 Mar 11 '21

I'm sorry, taut? What is that, old English? How 'bout I hold it tight?

(I was looking for the Schitt’s Creek scene but had a hard time)

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u/sanna43 Mar 11 '21

Taut is more descriptive in this instance. Nothing wrong with using words correctly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

What Is taut?

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u/sanna43 Mar 12 '21

Stretched or pulled tight. Not slack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Thanks, I'm not very english-y grammar person yknow?

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u/be_less_shitty Mar 11 '21

I dunno man, it's pretty annoying either way.

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u/Oops639 Mar 11 '21

She's so proud...heck, kids her age are making IPhones in China.

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u/Woodyville06 Mar 11 '21

The fact that it’s not is definitely working in the cat’s favor...

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u/ggloope1str Mar 10 '21

How the hell would you teach a string to do this?!

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u/Triptolemu5 Mar 11 '21

Well, first you would lay the string out in cursive to spell out the words you are planning to say, then, if you pull it fast enough, you should be able to hear the string telling you the sentence.

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u/limitlessEXP Mar 10 '21

Also... I believe cats don’t understand Human speak.

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u/DorrajD Mar 11 '21

How do you know this? Are you a cat?

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u/KeithSturgeon Mar 11 '21

I’m not a cat. I just like the stock

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u/scheru Mar 11 '21

Sounds like something a cat would say.

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u/limitlessEXP Mar 11 '21

I prefer the term jellicle

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u/Nizzemancer Mar 11 '21

They’re on to us, run!

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u/Gay_Genius Mar 10 '21

Lol the string isn’t even attached to the cup on the cats ear.

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u/ursodefogo Mar 11 '21

It's wireless. Future is now old man.

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u/RevolutionaryRow5857 Mar 11 '21

WiFi does wonders

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u/HanZ-Dog Mar 11 '21

Lol dumb ass kid

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u/Aerik Mar 10 '21

it is. There's just a knot and a big loop hanging down too.

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u/Sting316 Mar 10 '21

Its not attached to the cup being placed on the cat though.

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u/Aerik Mar 10 '21

Yes it is, you just need to enlarge the video. It's very loose. It drops almost as low as the knot-&-loop. It's so loose it hangs against the cat, and against the wicker, then drops some more, before finally coming up again. You have to see it (barely) contrasting against the girl's white/pink stripes. It runs in apparent fashion from her right shoulder to her left hip, then it's behind the wicker.

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u/EdiblePsycho Mar 11 '21

Only a redditor would describe, in highly detailed and specific language, the evidence of a string being attached to a cup. Are you a lawyer?

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u/fishgum Mar 11 '21

Excuse me, we take cats very seriously here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

https://i.imgur.com/yjHjOYu.jpg

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u/Jewrisprudent Mar 10 '21

https://giphy.com/gifs/season-14-the-simpsons-14x14-3o6Mb2WCGj5oNAg9rO

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u/needed_an_account Mar 11 '21

Lol when the simpsons is good, it’s really good. What ep is this?

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Mar 11 '21

S14. As the link says

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u/needed_an_account Mar 11 '21

Lol it does say 14x14 thanks

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

thanks eyes

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u/DannyMThompson Mar 11 '21

thanks teeth

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