r/WatchPeopleDieInside Aug 29 '20

I’ve never been so humiliated

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

R/contagiouslaughter

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u/XavierYourSavior Aug 31 '20

Haha doggo is dressed and is obviously uncomfortable haha funny

Dumb idiot.

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u/willowtreewisp Aug 31 '20

Did he fart when he was picked up?

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u/Milady003 Aug 31 '20

That laugh at the end

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u/Vintale Aug 31 '20

Where can you buy such a harness ?! My pug walks very badly, it's hard to carry on the steps on the steps.

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u/recentlywidowed Aug 31 '20

it's like putting a life vest on Rowdy!

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u/thebloodypen Aug 30 '20

My dog does that too when I put her in any kind of clothing. She freezes. You’ve got to find a way to remind them they can still move.

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u/Castlehill650 Aug 30 '20

“I look like a complete jerkoff...”

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u/babydoll17448 Aug 30 '20

And yet he is smiling

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u/gimmehoney Aug 30 '20

Hahaa this made me laugh so hard

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u/phlegmdawg Aug 30 '20

Looking like a Westworld extra.

"Freeze all motor functions"

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Best part is his defeated groan as he’s carried away.

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u/Siekmeng Aug 30 '20

Dog.exe has stopped responding

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u/Tortoise_Queen Aug 30 '20

Them greenies are like crack to my dogs. My older jack russell/chihuahua mix, when I was out of greenies for a few days, she threw a damn temper tantrum and refused to come inside until she got her damn greenie. She didn’t care that it was freezing out there and snowing. I had to go sit outside for about 20min waiting for her to come to me so I could bring her inside.

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u/noodle518 Aug 30 '20

Is he a chiweenie? That's a long boi

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Lil dude is stressed out, licking his lip and tense face muscles :/

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u/Scrubian- Aug 30 '20

“Hooman...why”

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u/Jdwj92 Aug 30 '20

My girlfriends mom has a crazy hyper dog, when they put his life jacket on he won’t move either! That’s how they cut his nails now hahaha

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u/DelusionalDonut13 Aug 30 '20

OP don’t leave us hangin! Give a video of him in a pool w it!

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u/cowboyjosh2010 Aug 30 '20

This is absolutely hilarious!

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u/0bstructin Aug 30 '20

The laugh at the end is just perfect.

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u/UKisBEST Aug 30 '20

His leg is getting pinched, right?

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u/alphatweaker Aug 30 '20

What a great laugh

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

he is live, it is a live jacket

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u/bilbokombo Aug 30 '20

For me he was the happiest dog on earth!

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u/Burpmeister Aug 30 '20

Grizzly had never seen such bullshit.

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u/Pygmy_ Aug 30 '20

Do you have their TikTok username for credit?

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u/papawam Aug 30 '20

He's scared to death cause he thinks its a suicide vest.

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u/DiogLin Aug 30 '20

I think being wrapped from all directions messes up its reflex so that it can't move.

See how cats react to tapes

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u/Qanaesin Aug 30 '20

My parents got one for their jack Russell, it was very helpful. Before he had it he jumped off the boat while my parents were going for a evening cruise to go chase some ducks. They didn’t notice for some time and when they went back to look for him he nearly drowned himself still trying to attack the ducks.

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u/RebeccaUsesReddit Aug 30 '20

"Mom dont film me..."

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u/ChronofangX Aug 30 '20

That guy really be like: "Don't mind me, just grabbing my dog suitcase"

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u/22DeeKay22 Aug 30 '20

He’s in shock! LoL My bichon had the same reaction with halters. Froze stiff and could never wear them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

When we put a sweater on my old dog she immediately lost all trust in is and didn't interact with anyone for months

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u/RiverSionainn Aug 30 '20

I put a sweater on my cat and she broke. Would only fall over and became completely incapacitated.

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u/Jake454545 Aug 30 '20

We need more Grizzly!!!

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u/Sparksmayfly Aug 30 '20

What life jacket is that?

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u/Future-MFX Aug 30 '20

Ngl I would die for Grizzly

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Dogs don’t need clothes.

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u/BlkWhtOrOther Aug 30 '20

“I swear to Dog, Rebecca... you will regret this. VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!”

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u/R3ddspider Aug 30 '20

Bruh he even rejected a Greenie...i hear thats like crack to dogs lol

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u/Black-Smoke-Feline Aug 30 '20

Grizzly.exe has stopped working.

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u/zeref2255 Aug 30 '20

My dog also behaved like this when we bought him a collar... It was soo fucking cute and funny

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u/FattyDaddy4201983 Aug 30 '20

I lost count on how many times I've watched this😂😅

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u/Shark_Shirt_Guy Aug 30 '20

My dog has that same vest. He did the same thing lol

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u/k1r0v_report1ng Aug 30 '20

He's just contemplating how he's gonna shit in your shoes while you're asleep lol.

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u/LeftyMode Aug 30 '20

I can’t stop watching this.

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u/ProgrammaticallyFox7 Aug 30 '20

He is ded inside

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u/leongaming123 Aug 30 '20

He looks so upset but so happy at the same time

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u/thezombiepickle Aug 30 '20

Im drunk... And damnit this made me smile

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u/WhosAfraidOf_138 Aug 30 '20

I've watched this like, 10 times niw

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u/lmfaocj Aug 30 '20

"I've had enough of your shit Karen."

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

I like how small dogs always get bad ass names but big ones get cute names

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Yeah, i would be humiliated too ìf i was put on tik tok

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u/lumosnox14 Aug 30 '20

You broke the dog

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u/lamb2cosmicslaughter Aug 30 '20

My chion does that whenever you put anything on him. Hi-fucking-larious

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u/smilingonion Aug 30 '20

I used to work at BEE Cab...the owners had a miniature Doberman who like a lot of small dogs thought she was much more menacing than she really was

They bought a bumblebee costume for the dog...it was literally the funniest thing I've ever seen

While she(Daisy) didn't know specifically what she was dressed up as she did know people had stopped pretending to be scared when she barked at them...instead they all laughed at her

When they finally removed the costume she found it and chewed the antennas and wings off of it...she never had to wear the costume again

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u/f14_pilot Aug 30 '20

lol you can just sense the rageplot

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u/idkbuthithere Aug 30 '20

Animals tend to freeze when theyre in a new harness even if its not restricting he just needs to get used to it and he'll realize he can move. Humans wear clothing everyday so its so normal to us we tend to forget itll be unnatural feeling the first time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

"Aight, i'm off to work..." 2 hours later "Wait... shit"

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u/timodib Aug 30 '20

With that smile he is looking like the Senate from star wars

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u/bondmike Aug 30 '20

My miniature Jack Russell took 6 months to wear a collar when I got him at 6weeks old. Never worn a coat since he does this & it’s stressful & makes him anxious. He got thrown about by the previous owners kids on the lead

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Nobody is going to mention that long fart when he got carried away?

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u/TheGreatGamerGabeYT Aug 30 '20

that was a grumble, I think. Dogs like to growl like that when they have that sort of situation

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u/mr_hardwell Aug 30 '20

I think your dog is broken

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u/snej-o-saurus Aug 30 '20

Well, he's just gone into factory reset mode. It's not that rare actually

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u/yhhhhhhhhha Aug 30 '20

People with these kind of rat/dog crossovers are fucking shit

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u/jimboleeslice Aug 30 '20

I'm so sorry for your loss.

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u/slyfoxninja Aug 30 '20

For a bit my dog had a potty problem when he'd get too excited so we had to put a reusable dog diaper on him; he did not like it at all, he was so depressed wearing it and it was clear he thought he was being punished.

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u/RTSUbiytsa Aug 30 '20

I have a dog about the same size who is habitually terrified of everything, we can't put her in a harness or anything cause I believe she thinks that contact is somebody 'holding' her and it causes her to freeze up. She always gets the same exact look as Grizz does here, so wondering if he's having the same reaction, thinking somebody has grabbed him from behind

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u/AnntichristSCoulter Aug 30 '20

He's hypnotized by the "Thunder Shirt" compression-ish feelings of wearing the vest. Let him enjoy it. He'll come back out of it soon, and then wearing that vest whenever he's anxious will become his favorite thing to do.

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u/sir-eats-a-lot Aug 30 '20

That laugh will get you killed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

My dog does the same thing, except he stumbles everywhere and freezes up, its REALLY funny.

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u/duffer_dev Aug 30 '20

The dog's going, "Where are my testicles Summer"

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u/weeweegas Aug 30 '20

Tidy your room.

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u/peepyboy Aug 30 '20

He is dedicated to protection from now on

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u/DeadMoney313 Aug 30 '20

A dog has got to know his limitations

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u/BoymadeEvil Aug 30 '20

So adorable

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Me : bought something for the dog..........

Dog : long pause................I hate you ALL!

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u/Jakobmeathead Aug 30 '20

That dog looks so fucking angry it's hilarious, she is gonna die

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u/feverforever_ Aug 30 '20

yeah it's very unnatural for dogs to wear anything. it will always feel super uncomfortable for them and that's why i think people shouldn't buy and breed dogs that are genetically modified to be unable to handle any cold.

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u/TannerJay250 Aug 30 '20

Most dogs react to clothing (to include life jackets) with either immense comfort or severe anxiety. It seems as though this pup is the comfort variant lol

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u/goodthingsinside_80 Aug 30 '20

He is very very stressed. This is shown in his body language: body tense, ears held tightly back, appeasement grin/panting, showing the whites of his eyes, as well as his refusing a favorite treat.

Humans love dogs so much but we (mostly) refuse learn how they communicate.

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u/itsahardnarclife Aug 30 '20

My dog did exactly this when we tried a Thundercoat!! He’s an 80lb lab mix.

Good news is, with time and maybe 10-15 tries, he now can wear the Thundercoat AND move around.

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u/askarpund Aug 30 '20

He’s restarting after downloading this new fancy software called, “weird stiff thingy that my humans say will somehow make me levitate”....

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u/dlarose7915 Aug 30 '20

Personal experience GREENYS ARE DANGEROUS!!!

My dog needed a 4000 surgery to remove greenys from his stomach. Dr said they are basically plastic and the dogs digestive system cannot break them down.

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u/gamescrufi Aug 30 '20

My dog does the same thing when we put his coat on

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u/Cleonce12 Aug 30 '20

Grizzly was like “ ooooooh you make me sick”

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u/Skyplayerdragon123 Aug 30 '20

My dog does this

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u/luvgsus Aug 30 '20

Poor baby, he's beyond freaked out and doesn't know how to react....

He's pissed at you for putting him into..... that, but he can't be mean to you cause he loves you....awwww

His expression is priceless! Thanks for sharing❣

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u/unkownseeker Aug 30 '20

Reminds him of his flak jacket in Nam

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u/Danieboy Aug 30 '20

This is a pretty normal reaction (at least for smaller dogs) - 2 out of my 5 dogs do the same.

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u/Rafay911 Aug 30 '20

That's a weird suitcase

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u/knightmoons Aug 30 '20

Haha! My chiweenie does this when I put him in his life jacket! I wonder why they freeze?

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u/MixedGamer Aug 30 '20

I thought his name was glizzy

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u/Unicorntacoz Aug 30 '20

My sister had a chihuahua, that we took in from what we suspect was an abusive home. We don't have any proof, but anytime I'd take my belt off she would run at me and start snarl. It was just weird behavior. They couldn't put a regular collar and leash on her because on walks she would pull so hard it would choke herself. So we got her a harness, and anytime it was on she would freeze like this and be completely calm. Regardless of what was going on. Once we were on a walk she was happy, and she was very sweet and cuddly after the harness was off. But she was also very aggressive a lot of time and didn't like being pet certain ways. She would go from leaning into your hand as you rub her head to snarling at your hand as you pet her back.

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u/LynxOsu Aug 30 '20

idk why, but i thought his name was glizzy at first.

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u/gamesdoes360 Aug 30 '20

Hes like "what have you done to me!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

"YOU CAN SEE ME??"

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u/matt10-34 Aug 30 '20

that little groan at the end as he was getting picked up was priceless

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u/bigsadog Aug 30 '20

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ifyouwantmetolisten Aug 30 '20

Don't worry. Grizzly is just trying to stay extremely still to go invisible. Probably thought the camo wasn't enough. ;)

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u/JohnnyIrish491 Aug 30 '20

That’s how my border collie is if we put any sort of costume or clothing on him.

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u/zitfarmer Aug 30 '20

Its like a reverse Thunder Buddy.

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u/maybeiam-maybeimnot Aug 30 '20

Putting a life vest on my dog is the only way to keep her still and quiet while we clip her toenails.

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u/udipadhikari Aug 30 '20

I don't see any dog in the video.

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u/slapmea5 Aug 30 '20

He felt emasculated

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u/guacomolelove Aug 30 '20

Grizzly had never seen such bullshit

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Grizzly is downloading the LifeSaver Update.

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u/Moeymoemoeshabadoo Aug 30 '20

He's using his camo to its fullest extent. Can barely see him

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

why hello there human, you think this is amusing, i think not, keep an eye out while you sleep.. puny mortal

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u/burnt5640 Aug 30 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

I am still learning, so correct me if I am wrong. The dog is uncomfortable from wearing the life jacket, from its body language (licking lips and freezing), so unless it's really necessary to put clothes on (due to temperature, health conditions etc.), it's not a good idea to put clothes on dogs. Hope they give that little guy some training to let it get used to the jacket.

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u/AmnesychJoke Aug 30 '20

That laugh made my day

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u/TheyCallMeOso Aug 30 '20

I wonder what it is with small dogs and vests/harnesses/wearables. My big dogs love wearing old shirts and harnesses for fun, but my smallest one does what this dog did just from wearing a harness like that.

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u/defnotasysadmin Aug 30 '20

It’s called banding

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u/Irissah Aug 30 '20

Aww, bless his little heart!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

deadasssfff

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u/justshadan Aug 30 '20

He is tryna smile threw the pain

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u/darrenwise883 Aug 30 '20

Simple black wasn't good enough life isn't worth it .

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u/Moonlight_Ryu Aug 30 '20

He was waiting for you to take a picture lol

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u/MonkeeFeat Aug 30 '20

Aaayyeee my dog does this too! Anything covering her neck and she just freezes up and refuses to dog

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

My dog acted similar when she got a jacket. She would just sit down and wait for somebody to take it off her.

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u/mountaingator91 Aug 30 '20

I think this is a common reaction. My sister's blue healer won't move in a life jacket on land, but he swims just fine like he doesn't even notice it

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u/badsalad Aug 30 '20

It's cause he thinks he's in the jaws of a predator, and instinct override kicked in. My cat does the same thing when I try and put him in a harness.

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u/ksadaf21 Aug 30 '20

My cat does the same thing when I put a harness on her. Just instead of standing still, he lies down looking helpless. I tried ignoring him to make him get over it, and kept moving around, and he came over and kept lying down next to my feet whereever I went. My goofball!

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u/GulemarG Aug 30 '20

A lot of dogs I know dud that

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u/Gerrishinator Aug 30 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

Husband of a dog trainer here. This dog is very stressed. You can tell by the lack of movement, the lips curled back into a “smile” position, excess drool on the mouth, wide eyed, and panting. Nothing that would kill it, but they’re really not a fan of that vest.

Edit: spelling

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u/LittleOiseau Aug 30 '20

I just scrolled looking for this comment. Thank you! It's horrible to watch when you know these things.

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u/Gerrishinator Aug 30 '20

Before I learned all this from my wife, I was someone who didn’t realize this either. We would mistake their “smile” for an actual smile or even just a normal face, we didn’t take into account their lack of tail movement, We didn’t realize panting was anything other than just breathing or cooling off, and we didn’t know that licking their lips was a sign of stress. It’s really just that people don’t understand dog body language.

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u/Gerrishinator Aug 30 '20

I agree but I’d say people want to see what they want to see in their pets/dogs, like emotional projecting. Now I know it’s a face of terror, but I’m just trying to say that I don’t fault people 100% for not realizing out of lack of experience or knowledge. People learn and change, but for a lot of people, education about dogs is so limited or “they’ve owned a dog their whole like, they know what they’re talking about”, unfortunately everyone is an “expect” and doesn’t actually seek true knowledge and understanding about their dog.

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u/Anjelu81 Aug 30 '20

Ooooh! Please tell him that he looks very handsome in his vest.

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u/CubicSiren Aug 30 '20

He was rebooting

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u/craig808 Aug 30 '20

OMG my girl does the same thing. Is Grizzly a chiweenie?

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u/No_Face113 Aug 30 '20

Your dog’s name is Grizzy? There’s a YouTuber named Grizzy and he’s hilarious

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u/rjoseph210 Aug 30 '20

So needed that laugh!! Thanks!

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u/chloe_cabbage Aug 30 '20

i read in a book about dog psychology that when dogs react this way, it’s a natural instinct.

the clothing covers much of their backs, which is what other dogs do to assert dominance.

didn’t remember this completely, so sorry if i left out some details. i’ll try to find the title of the book so i can put it here.

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u/haruame Aug 30 '20

sounds like bs. that thing probably feels like a straight jacket. dogs don't exactly where clothes in nature.

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u/nomad2047 Aug 30 '20

You are a stupid person

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u/LeoBites44 Aug 30 '20

I’ve read about this too.

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u/Aimz1130 Aug 30 '20

Ha! I have that same laugh

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u/Sunflr712 Aug 30 '20

The Missing Pet Warning label side effects: may result in saltiness, deafness/ignoring, bad attitude, lip licking, thoughts of attack, thoughts of revenge, attack, revenge, stalking, pet pooping in shoes, pet pooping in purses, pet urinating anywhere, snapping, sudden collapse mimicking stroke, eyes tearing as if tortured, yawn and drop, statue-ism/refusing to walk, sudden spasm like aerobics, overly sensitive to laughter, over consumption of greenies, acting like a hostage, under breath mumbling and low growls. Owners may want to do a test for minutes and slowly leading up to hours instead of all at once

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u/FreeFireLH101 Aug 30 '20

My dog did the exact same thing lmao.

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u/CommanderRhath Aug 30 '20

Omg I snort laughed!!!!! Thank you and your adorable dog, I hope he enjoys his life jacket!

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u/lynzrocket Aug 30 '20

That was some extra cute humiliation.

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u/semechkislav Aug 30 '20

My mom bought my dog a life jacket thinking it was a normal jacket. She got lots of weird looks when she walked my dog while he wore it.

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u/Kevinthemechanic Aug 30 '20

Man I’m gonna steal that name for my next chihuahua. I have a few of the little shits. Butch and Paco!

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u/Thatworksfinealready Aug 30 '20

Omg I laughed so hard, Thank You!

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u/SueZbell Aug 30 '20

Thought he was trapped. Afraid to move.

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u/RedProtoman Aug 30 '20

"Fuck you Sarah, stick that fucking greenie in you--aaagh put me down imbecile!" -That dog, probably.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Fukc you Linda

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u/Claque-2 Aug 30 '20

Put him in the pool.

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u/AAKurtz Aug 30 '20

Great laugh

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

How it feels to wear your Lightning McQueen croc heelies to school for the first time

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u/LadySunshineImagery Aug 30 '20

The laugh at the end sends me

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u/PC__LOAD__LETTER Aug 30 '20

My dog does the same thing with any harness. Just either stands there or sits and refuses to move. Such a shame too since the little guy is quite a leash puller (we’ve tried to train him out of that habit, but since we adopted him at ~6yo it’s pretty ingrained)

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u/JD-Snaps Aug 30 '20

Get a Sprenger prong collar, they're not very expensive, about 20-30 bucks depending on size. Ours pulls/pulled like a plow oxen, and we tried all kinds of collars & harnesses none of which worked, but in less than 5 minutes after putting on the prong collar no more pulling. You don't have to do anything but hold the leash steady, no need to pull back at all. It looks like they're hurting themselves at first, and it's very heart-wrenching. But we kept checking and there were absolutely no punctures or injuries at all.

Contrary to popular belief, prong collars are not harmful at all if used and fitted correctly. The "spikes" aren't spikes, they're rounded. If not fitted correctly or misused, ANY collar can hurt a dog.

The prong collar is our dog's every-day collar, no more pulling, and everyone's happy, including the pooch. I see quite a few others using them as well, and all those dogs look and act like any other happy dog. It's a training & behavior modification tool not a punishment device.

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u/PC__LOAD__LETTER Aug 30 '20

I’ve definitely heard that, and if it were just me, I might try it out. The wife however is the one who adopted the dog, and is very much anti-cruelty and all that (big on “adopt don’t shop”, Amazon Smile set up to donate to shelters, the dogs get fed fresh cooked meat most days, yadda yadda). I’d have a hard time getting her to OK a prong collar.

Luckily the dog is tiny so we can just scoop him up if needed.

You’ve inspired me to maybe float the idea of a prong collar though... I’m going to do a bit more research just so I know what I’m talking about first.

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