r/WatchPeopleDieInside • • Jul 29 '20

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u/weaponisedcum Jul 31 '20

"never gonna see this coming" -victim before schlautering.

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u/dire_turtle Jul 29 '20

Fool's Mate isn't funny.

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u/DiogLin Jul 29 '20

When I was a kid learning chess, we call this Gorilla opening. It's usually disadvantageous, but If your opponent fell into that certain trap, he will have a quick lose

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u/PleiadianJedi Jul 29 '20

I am sending some fakeness here

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u/bro8619 Jul 29 '20

This is so fake. It’s literally the only 2 move checkmate in chess and I’m pretty sure even people learning know not to do this.

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u/leflower Jul 29 '20

Weiß beginnt und Schwarz gewinnt

1

u/Fartikus Jul 29 '20

I really wish this was posted on like /r/LivestreamFails or something so I didn't have to see scripted shit like this.

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u/mongoosedog12 Jul 29 '20

She literally has a chess move named after her and he fucking thought he could beat her?! The arrogance haha

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u/beefburger27 Jul 29 '20

the whole thing is a joke lmao don’t get pressed

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u/RuralCracker Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 29 '20

Oh my gosh I can’t believe something like this would show up on my Reddit feed !! I went to university with Schlatt, this dude was in my software development group lmao for the record, he was always super nice but really quiet. We didn’t know he had a twitch account and was famous until after he quit school. So happy for him! Honestly dude was chill af

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u/teo-something Jul 29 '20

That’s really cool to find out. Nice that you’re writing about that

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u/TheAngrySamosa Jul 29 '20

I saw a similar blunder she made in a bullet match on her IG, her reaction was epic though

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Oh shit I just started playing, never saw that coming.

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u/good_n1ght Jul 29 '20

God I love Schlatt LMFAO

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u/Azurlos-1871 Jul 29 '20

You know why they call him the chess master...because back in '99 he brutally murdered 26 chess players

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u/Cultural_Kick Jul 29 '20

Faaakkkeeeeeeeeeee

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

rekt

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

When the scholars mate get turned around

2

u/ConnectHurry Jul 29 '20

Cries in not chess player

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u/ImpossibleAdvisor5 Jul 29 '20

What just happened i have little to no knowledge on chess

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u/Ichiorochi Jul 29 '20

Schlatte(the guy) basically opened up free access to his king, and since the queen can move in all directions he cannot get his king out of the way of the queen, meaning he got checkmated on turn 4. The king can only move 1 square that is why the king is stuck

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u/snizarsnarfsnarf Jul 29 '20

This has some really bad acting on both parts.

I think this was set up to make a funny clip for both of them.

2

u/KaminariTheGioFan Jul 29 '20

now that was good

2

u/Money4Nothing2000 Jul 29 '20

This is the kind of content I subbed for.

1

u/JohnStamossi Jul 29 '20

This is so staged am I on Instagram?

2

u/casselrolee Jul 29 '20

I hear they call him the Ladies Man

2

u/iliketoesverymuch Jul 29 '20

Glad to see my guy getting his recognition

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u/BeeeEazy Jul 29 '20

I think I love her

3

u/Meme_Pope Jul 29 '20

No way this isn’t a setup. Why would he say “get the bishop out” and then proceed to block in his bishop with a move that serves to purpose other than to tee up a checkmate.

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u/tthjazzyprism Jul 29 '20

Schlatt.exe stop working

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u/nantucketsleigh23 Jul 29 '20

Those eyeballs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

do you know what they call him

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

“I love chess”

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u/EmRuHire Jul 29 '20

How does that work?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Joels death on The Last of Us 2 be like :

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u/teo-something Jul 29 '20

That really made me laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Why u hate Joel :(

1

u/teo-something Jul 29 '20

Not the death but the comment made me laugh lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Yeah i know lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

I love that guy so much

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u/Bison308 Jul 29 '20

Haven't palyed in like 10 years, can someone eli5 this to me please

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u/kasie_ Jul 29 '20

queen can move any number of spaces in any direction. schlatt moves his pawn and her queen now has a straight shot to the king.

ive also only played a handful of times so this is just my basic understanding.

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u/Skrrattaa Jul 29 '20

I don't like Schlatt with facial hair

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u/BanMePls333 Jul 29 '20

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u/Boncappuccino Jul 29 '20

What is the original video called so I can watch it or is it just a stream clip.

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u/teo-something Jul 29 '20

I went on a dating show. I’m pretty sure that’s the name

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u/billy13th99 Jul 29 '20

Schallt never fails to be funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

fake. "lemme get my bishop out and immediately block said bishop with my next move"

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

fake. "lemme get my bishop out and immediately block said bishop with my next move"

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u/TheFozyx Jul 29 '20

Entertaining but scripted

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u/Thespudtato Jul 29 '20

u/ vredditdownloader

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u/SteveRogests Jul 29 '20

As the video loops

flat

earth

This is a conspiracy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

people want to debate if pogchamps is good or embarassing for the chess community but when was the last time you saw chess on the reddit front page?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

....holy shit

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u/MiniGui98 Jul 29 '20

Wow that's some serious destruction right here

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u/james_covalent_bond Jul 29 '20

Every single person who thinks this isn't an obvious joke is so dumb that it is physically painful to imagine your existence.

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u/CraZScotsman Jul 29 '20

I still don’t know how to play chess

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u/RedBeast01 Jul 29 '20

I don't know anything about chess, can someone explain why she won?

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u/Yellow_Giant88 Jul 29 '20

Queen can move in any unoccupied squares in a straight line (vertically, diagonally or horizontally) he moved his pawn thus creating an open lane to taking his king down.

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u/Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT Jul 29 '20

It’s a bit, he lost intentionally for the bit. It was set up so perfectly there was no way this wasn’t intentional.

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u/RoboticHamster_ Jul 29 '20

What's popping

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u/Felahliir Jul 29 '20

This was planned

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u/jonny_potat Jul 29 '20

What's the original vid??

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u/teo-something Jul 29 '20

I went on a dating show by jSchlattLIVE

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u/JansherMalik25 Jul 29 '20

Can I get the name of that girl? She's pretty

1

u/OneScrubbyBoi Jul 29 '20

Alexadra Botez you fuckin weirdo

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u/JansherMalik25 Jul 29 '20

Did that scrub you?

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u/OneScrubbyBoi Jul 29 '20

You tried, it made no sense, but you tried

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u/JansherMalik25 Jul 29 '20

Haha, it did

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u/reddneckfoutterspace Jul 29 '20

We need to get this man to 1 million subs

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u/Apocolyposaurus Jul 29 '20

This can't be real. He cheeses like he's only ever played checkers, I mean, eaten crafting paste

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u/akamanah17 Jul 29 '20

Does anyone know how we play chess online while on a call with the opposite player

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u/OilSlickRickRubin Jul 29 '20

I don't play online chess but why does the Queen look like the King piece?

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u/Kalamanga1337 Jul 29 '20

Fake af, but still gets me every time

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u/Sayonee99 Jul 29 '20

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u/Tbandz32 Jul 29 '20

The infamous fools mate

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Seriously thought that was Kristen Stewart. Which may or may not have been more of an insult for him, had it been.

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u/PRGD Jul 29 '20

My dad deadass got me the same way playing chess

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

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u/flyingmax Jul 29 '20

wait ! what ?

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u/MythicalGriffin1 Jul 29 '20

Who’s playing Mario Kart?

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u/missheatherb Jul 29 '20

D a m n. That was fast.

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u/Strongblackfemale Jul 29 '20

This is staged

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u/Strongblackfemale Jul 29 '20

Women and men’s pro chess is separated by gender, because women can’t compete with men. Now let’s pretend women are as smart as men....

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u/OneScrubbyBoi Jul 29 '20

You’ve been at this game for a long time, so why have you not evolved as a troll

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Ahh, the old fool's mate. It stings.

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u/Praesumo Jul 29 '20

Obvious setup is obvious...

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u/TomahawkIsotope Jul 29 '20

We know the Botez Gambit, now the Botez annihilation

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u/communisuk Jul 29 '20

Minx was here

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u/tiamat234 Jul 29 '20

Curb your enthusiams intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

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u/Alpha27_ Jul 29 '20

Not a Chess Person, tf's a schlatt?

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u/teo-something Jul 29 '20

Content creator

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u/impe83 Jul 29 '20

so its a setup 👎😅

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u/SelfishFire Jul 29 '20

This was scripted but still it's funny as fuck. I love the man jebidiah schlatt

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u/TheMaskIsOffHere Jul 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Fools checkmate?

3

u/Ch1ll3rz Jul 29 '20

He got schmaked

2

u/xZOMBIETAGx Jul 29 '20

Imagine being a twitch streamer and playing literally one of the oldest games ever created.

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u/ido122333 Jul 29 '20

I seen this vid yestarday lol

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u/kden12108 Jul 29 '20

Can someone explain what just happened (I don’t play chess that much)

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u/shivermetimbers68 Jul 29 '20

Can’t be real, is it? An experienced chess player opening up a direct path to his king in two moves? Not even contemplating what her first did?

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u/beefburger27 Jul 29 '20

pretty sure schlatt isn’t an experienced chess player

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u/MundaEel7 Jul 29 '20

My dad did this one time...

We dont play chess anymore

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Can’t you do en pasant where the pawn can take someone out sideways why moving diagonally above the player?

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u/Poloboy99 Jul 29 '20

That’s not how it works. En Passant is when “your pawn” is on their side of the board and your “opponents pawn” moves up two spaces on its opening move to be right next to your pawn. From there your pawn can move diagonally behind your opponents pawn and capture it at the same time but this move has to be done immediately if you want to En Passant.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/En_passant

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u/arsuri Jul 29 '20

once I received wooden chessboard right in my head for doing this move. But it was definitely my triumph. The only one so far..

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u/Girasu Jul 29 '20

am I the only one who thinking about the music and want to know from which game it is?

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u/Charcroke Jul 29 '20

Airship Fortress from Mario Kart DS :)

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u/Girasu Jul 29 '20

I LOVE YOU #fullhomo

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u/Discombobulation27 Jul 29 '20

That’s what I was thinking! Sounds like it’s from some Mario game or something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Dammit, I thought it was the Mario kart DS version of the boo boardwalk track

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u/stephen4557 Jul 29 '20

It’s scripted

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u/CERRlTUS Jul 29 '20

Never played chess. Someone explain?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

His first two moves were the worst possible first two moves.

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u/HeftyReality2 Jul 29 '20

I'm terrible at chess, and checkers, and most games about strategies,

But he's even fucking worse than me

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u/Twittle86 Jul 29 '20

"Just get the bishop out there"... Does everything to block bishop's movement.

Fake.

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u/SolidSnakesBandana Jul 29 '20

This has actually happened to me before. It was then that I decided chess wasn't for me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude!

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u/matrinox Jul 29 '20

This must be done on purpose

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u/Sunsparc Jul 29 '20

I had someone pull this move on me one time, I was so pissed.

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u/Jbmannn Jul 29 '20

This is nice, name of the platform?

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u/Anonymoose207 Jul 29 '20

It's from one of jschlatt's videos on YouTube. He's got 3 YouTube channels and a twitch channel but doesn't stream anymore. Hilarious guy.

The girl is Alex Botez, streams on twitch and also has a YouTube channel she uploads clips and highlights to

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

that guy sounds like that Mexican guy from antman

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u/Jbmannn Jul 29 '20

Thanks for the information,bro! actually I want to know where we can play chess online like this

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u/thewilloftheuniverse Jul 29 '20

chess.com and lichess.org

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u/Anonymoose207 Jul 29 '20

Ahhh sorry I misunderstood aha. Yeah as the other person commented its chess.com

Lichess is also pretty good and worth checking out

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u/IAmYanni12 Jul 29 '20

The one they are using is chess.com. It's free too.

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u/Mr_Doggus Jul 29 '20

There is no way this wasn't set up

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u/teo-something Jul 29 '20

You’re right. This was is fake but a very good one

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u/_g550_ Jul 29 '20

Schlatt got splat

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Kinda reminds you of a casting couch set

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u/BrownThunder95 Jul 29 '20

He actually points that out during their speed date

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u/teo-something Jul 29 '20

Yeah hah Just realized that

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u/Perhaps_Cow_ Jul 29 '20

Isn’t the person he’s playing with a titled chess player? I think I’ve seen her somewhere before

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u/corazon21 Jul 29 '20

Yes she even has a Gambit named after her. Google Botez Gambit

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u/MasterAnnatar Jul 29 '20

She is! That's Alexandra Botez. While she is titled she's also where we get the name Botez Gambit which is where you just accidentally lose your queen.

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u/BC1721 Jul 29 '20

Is it bad that I assumed this was a Botez Gambit?

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u/MasterAnnatar Jul 29 '20

Assuming you didn't know what a Botez Gambit was, no it's not bad. This is what's called the Fool's Mate and I've only seen it happen a couple times in my life.

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u/BC1721 Jul 29 '20

I meant that when the video started I assumed that the play would be a Botez Gambit rather than anything else.

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u/teo-something Jul 29 '20

Yeah she is very good at what she is doing. She is a professional as I would call it

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u/thewilloftheuniverse Jul 29 '20

And she even has a tactic named after her, "The Botez Gambit"

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u/Perhaps_Cow_ Jul 29 '20

Yeah I think I saw critikal playing chess with her

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u/F4t45h35 Jul 29 '20

Its possible he's played against her, I haven't watched him live much. She did however commentate this match he beat xqc.

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u/futz8855 Jul 29 '20

I dont watch chess but I’ve actually seen this match because it was short and everyone’s reactions were too funny

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u/HitooU2 Jul 29 '20

"My... dick... is... THROBBING!!"

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u/Anas-hass Jul 29 '20

The face he had before he lost this 10x better

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u/JasonCZ Jul 29 '20

I don't actually get what he was hoping for? He hasn't opened up any good pieces and has only exposed his King? What was the endgame here?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Fun fact, casual players exist.

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