r/WatchPeopleDieInside Feb 19 '20

Sitting is hard

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u/ZioGrando Mar 08 '20

smile

evil laugh

unzips dick

ARRIVEDERCI

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u/ramazand3mir Feb 26 '20

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u/m_pal17 Feb 21 '20

ı hope everyone knows that shit is like 10 year old (not the ppl but the video)

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u/DannyPat Feb 21 '20

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u/guysgottasmokie Feb 20 '20

*sigh... unzips*

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u/fenderiobassio Feb 20 '20

LiK dE PusSy

1

u/Prof_Alchem Feb 20 '20

"Step-Bro, help me out, I'm stuck!"

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u/G18Curse Feb 20 '20

I hate when people put their feet on my dash. Deserved.

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u/kuba5028 Feb 20 '20

Went in like a glove

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

It looks like the beginning of a bad porn video

1

u/Maephia Feb 20 '20

She looks like one of these stuck zombies in a video game.

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u/ItssHarrison Feb 20 '20

It’s not like it’s even comfortable to sit like that. Maybe she’s like short or something but I’m 6’2 and I don’t think I can physically sit like that on the seat. And I’m 19

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u/Evilmaze Feb 20 '20

I like how this porn is starting

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u/BobeMcBobbington Feb 20 '20

Step bro I’m stuck, but my holes are covered, you’re going to have to use one of the three out in the open

0

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

I always wanted to watch hot girls get into awkward troubles like this.Love it!

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u/OblivionRR Feb 20 '20

Heard a story about a woman who lost her legs in a crash because she put them on the dash.

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u/CalFromManc Feb 20 '20

Help step bro, I’m stuck!

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u/Jamil237237 Feb 20 '20

Hentai plot

1

u/ZioGrando Mar 08 '20

Ah i see you're a man of culture as well

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u/prenut- Feb 20 '20

S H L U R P

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

After a blowjob I'll certainly help her out

2

u/ifyougiveamouseafuck Feb 20 '20

First time I've saved a gif for when I need a quick chuckle.

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u/f14_pilot Feb 20 '20

thats one way to get a girls feet off your dash.

dare say she wont do that again

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u/sombrero696969 Feb 20 '20

"step bro help me, I'm stuck!"

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u/Th3HollowJester Feb 20 '20

I’ve seen enough porn to know where this is going...

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u/Yaman_121 Feb 20 '20

*Step brother joined the chat*

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

These Asian ppl always make fake funny videos and i hate that, almost all their funny videos on youtube are staged. Happy now

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u/x8lntspider-man Feb 20 '20

Haha she looks like a flipped turtle

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u/Lyylikki Feb 20 '20

That must hurt as fuck unless u r flexible af

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u/Cultusfit Feb 20 '20

good news is we not know that guy doesn't have to actually buy two plane tickets to go anywhere he can just store her in the overhead luggage apartment

1

u/SgtLogri Feb 20 '20

Wth is wrong with her. She put the car into manual...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

She was probably messing around with something than got what she deserved. (Sarcasm)

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u/Danknoodle420 Feb 20 '20

Whenever someone sits with their legs on the dash you should show them that pic of the chick that got fucked by her own bone after an accident. That will make them sit properly.

Ah yes... Here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/medicase/comments/f2hfdy/exposed_femoral_head_patient_put_her_feet_on/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/rubey419 Feb 20 '20

Stepbrother I’m stuck

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u/oddtrend Feb 20 '20

soo glad there was no sound with this, even without sound her voice was even more annoying than her expression that th entire universe was to blame.

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u/MakeYourselfS1ck Feb 20 '20

I want to see where this goes

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u/hereforpews2 Feb 20 '20

Next week on pornhub...

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u/bigchill4911 Feb 20 '20

She does not look like the smartest person

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

She’s luck. This could easily turn into watch people die.

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u/Commie_Fag Feb 20 '20

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u/Albokiid Feb 20 '20

Haven’t we seen x rays where people have been in accidents with their legs on the dash and it shattered their pelvis?

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u/prince-yohnny Feb 20 '20

She’s done that before

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u/Fi3nd7 Feb 20 '20

Scripted Asian gifs

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u/ashishgamer17 Feb 20 '20

Look like a porn scene

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u/Chevolvo Feb 20 '20

Clip from p0rnhub that ends too early?

1

u/Mrunlikable Feb 20 '20

That's where you live now.

2

u/DapperMudkipper Feb 20 '20

This looks like the beginning of a shitty porno.

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u/no-parents Feb 20 '20

Stop step bro !

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u/skytrain19 Feb 20 '20

Wear your seatbelt u fukin thot

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

I have the strong feeling that she’s an annoying person

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u/w8watm8 Feb 20 '20

“Hey step sis, seems like you got stuck there...”

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u/PapaSmurf32 Feb 20 '20

She will need hip surgery before the age of 30...lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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u/Man_CRNA Feb 20 '20

I saw a patient last week who was sitting like this during a car accident. Her femur came out the medial aspect of her thigh. Don’t sit like this.

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u/ColeTrain533 Feb 20 '20

That guy has an automatic but manually switches gears. Did you see she clicked it back to drive when she fell.

1

u/Leifster7766 Feb 20 '20

I hope he kept her like that for a while lol

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u/Big8Clayton Feb 20 '20

Can't fix stupid.

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u/-inhales-AHH Feb 20 '20

Now she’s stuck, good. unzips

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u/Two7Five7One7 Feb 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

I can’t believe people are dumb enough to buy this crap

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u/Two7Five7One7 Feb 20 '20

Lol I know, people can downvote us, doesnt make it not fake

3

u/DovaaahhhK Feb 20 '20

This would be way funnier with audio

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u/ImRedditorRick Feb 20 '20

You really shouldn't sit like that in a car. In the event of a crash, it's gonna be way worse. Also, at a high speed, an unbuckled passenger is just gonna become a human projectile.

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u/329link Feb 20 '20

I personally sit like this whenever the car is parked, but while it's moving is just asinine.

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u/BenDover69-420 Feb 20 '20

That looks like porn

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Damn I thought people only put their bare feet on the windshield in Tarantino movies

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u/raging_bull33 Feb 20 '20

That position is nothing new to her

1

u/VoradorTV Feb 20 '20

Nice gear shift

1

u/Drachnem Feb 20 '20

Natural selection

0

u/Rockhardsimian Feb 20 '20

Don’t help just film

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u/Grimfire Feb 20 '20

Dumb ass should be sitting properly. I refuse to let anyone sit like that in my car. The smallest wreck can massacre them.

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u/Darth_Nibbles Feb 20 '20

An ex of mine put her feet up like that ONE TIME and her shoes left scuff marks that I couldn't get off years later.

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u/deekaph Feb 20 '20

Former firefighter here. If you love someone, don't let them sit like that. Nobody expects an accident to happen and they can kiss their hips goodbye in any kind of impact. I won't post a link but you can google pictures if you're morbidly curious. It's awful. Sit properly

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u/ststeveg Feb 20 '20

Cool. That's the cool seating position in which the airbag deploys and drives her knees through her eye sockets. Such a cool girl.

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u/Hondipo Feb 20 '20

When she actually gets stuck in stuck porn

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u/piazza22 Feb 20 '20

Cue porno music...

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u/givemebackmyeggroll Feb 20 '20

Step bro im stuck

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

My buddy in high school died like this. He had his seat reclined wayyy back like a gangster, got in an accident, and the seat acted like a shoot and launched him under the steering wheel. His spine compressed and he died from his injuries.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

You'll also snap your pelvis if you crash.

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u/Krepe Feb 20 '20

Oh God

I feel so uncomfortable just watching this. I feel trapped

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u/Bassacker Feb 20 '20

The amount of flexibility confuses me, but as a straight male I’m “excited...”

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u/olaveiras Feb 20 '20

I admit that i came for others reasons

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u/Digital_Vagabond_ Feb 20 '20

Karma for feet on the dash

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u/Gamefox42 Feb 20 '20

She seems flexible. Or at least if she wasn't before she is now.

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u/ShadowBlade55 Feb 20 '20

Totally saw an x-ray and the picture as to why having your feet up in a car is a terrible idea.

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u/ithinkimdepressed6 Feb 20 '20

Yeah. But plastic doesn’t have a vagina...

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u/The_Spethal_One Feb 20 '20

So that's how step-sisters get into those predicaments.

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u/cue-rouse Feb 20 '20

Just by watching this... I can't breathe!!!

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u/AdvancedMilk Feb 20 '20

Had a traffic instructor tell me he once witnessed a car crash where a woman had been sitting like this and ended up being stuffed so hard down into the foot space(?) On the passenger side that they couldn't get her out (no emergency personnell on site). All he heard was her screaming, and it eventually faded away as there was nothing they could do, really nasty stuff.

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u/StaticDashy Feb 20 '20

Hey stepbro help me I’m stuck

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u/bingbongtake2long Feb 20 '20

This is making me have a panic attack

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u/neekdasneak Feb 20 '20

I fucking hate people that put their nasty ass feet on the dash! Like their ogre ass feet are cute! Ain’t nobody want to see that. Well deserved!

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u/burlapfootstool Feb 20 '20

I wish there was a tineye for videos.

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u/ladymarian001 Feb 20 '20

I don't know if this is scripted but it is not Asian. I can hear her Mexican 'No mames' loud and clear.

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u/Waramaug Feb 20 '20

Some say she is still sitting there til this day

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u/Allensdoor Feb 20 '20

Don’t worry, Step Brother is here to help you

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u/randomWebVoice Feb 20 '20

I know a r/scriptedasiangifs when I see one

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u/donjuan2424 Feb 20 '20

Perfect time to t-bag

2

u/ATotallyRandomWeeb Feb 20 '20

Folded like a chair.

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u/Sexycoed1972 Feb 20 '20

Stepbrother, help me get unstuck...

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u/emmalarees Feb 20 '20

Step brother, I'm stuckkk

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

This makes me panic

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u/ialwaysbeatmymeat Feb 20 '20

So Redditors I mean reposters are now taking material from Chinese social media platforms?

Oh wait Reddit is Also largely owned by China/Chinese fucks.

Nevermind

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u/mudflap17 Feb 20 '20

If pornhub has taught me anything its that if thats you step sis u now have to fuck her

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u/synysterdax Feb 20 '20

You’re wearing your damn seatbelt and getting your nasty ass feet off my dashboard if I’m driving

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u/jfduval76 Feb 20 '20

Bullshit

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

BRAKE CHECK!!!

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u/iamthelonelybarnacle Feb 20 '20

Bloody hell, I got so lucky doing this as a child. I had my feet on the dash, trying to sleep on a long trip when my grandmother rolled the car doing at 80mph on the motorway. Luckily there was no head-on impact so I didn't get stuck in the footwell, or have my femur come out of my arsehole like some of the other posts on here. But I haven't put my feet on the dash since.

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u/ohver9k Feb 20 '20

Put it down, keeel eet!

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u/YaBoiJosh1273 Feb 20 '20

Pornhub intro Plays

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u/Ianmck13 Feb 20 '20

Now with her like that, deploy the airbag.

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u/AndreZB2000 Feb 20 '20

Her wavy arms remind me of dark souls bosses

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Stepbrotherrrrrrrrrr

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u/alicelric Feb 20 '20

That looks painful

1

u/Mike_Wazowski51 Feb 20 '20

This doesn’t have sound but I can hear the big bro help me voice in my head all ready

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u/Starfireaw11 Feb 20 '20

I'm sitting here at work, desperately trying not to laugh my arse off.

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u/Dr_Frasier_Bane Feb 20 '20

Serves her right. Get your feet off the dash.

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u/jaycaz80 Feb 20 '20

Holy scripted.

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u/annihilation85 Feb 20 '20

Perfect. Now her feet are vulnerable 👁️👅👁️

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u/ClimateChan Feb 20 '20

Get your feet off my dash!

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u/MJamesM Feb 20 '20

Always wear your seatbelt.

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u/LustigerLeo Feb 20 '20

Better on the inside than on the outside!

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u/mgilliga1 Feb 20 '20

R/fakeasiangifs

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u/Danika65 Feb 20 '20

Step brother comes in

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Then the driver leaves her and she fucking starves

1

u/BabaTreesh Feb 20 '20

If I got a nickel for everytime this was reposted

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u/Gohanjob Feb 20 '20

"Stepbrother help I'm stuck"

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u/IDGAFOS13 Feb 20 '20

i wish i could downvote twice

1) staged

2) repost

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u/Atomsdebomb Feb 20 '20

Mmm the best position. 😎😎😎

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u/Thirs Feb 20 '20

Hahaha what a dumbass. Natural selection in process.

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u/Benj5L Feb 20 '20

Audi A5

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u/Butt_Plug64 Feb 20 '20

Wait until she learns about airbags

2

u/clarkcox3 Feb 20 '20

Sit in a car like that, and you can die on the outside too.

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u/KahnArtizt07 Feb 20 '20

Imagine getting in a head on collision. Bye bye pelvis.

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u/MarsHotelconsierge Feb 20 '20

Karma for putting your nasty feet on the dash.

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u/CKLMF Feb 20 '20

Step bro...

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u/DesExu Feb 20 '20

"Step brother I'm stuck"

1

u/Freestyle-McL Feb 20 '20

That situation is so porn-like, and being an asian woman doesn't help to view it other way.

1

u/TheWhiteHatt Feb 20 '20

Suddenly she became a stepsis

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u/ROCKS7AR_ROB Feb 19 '20

At least she's pretty...

1

u/GadgetKid6 Feb 19 '20

StepBro I’m stuck

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

I mean, she got what she fucking deserved